HappyMouffetard
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Well, that was a surprise

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Autumnal collection, including little owl feather, seedheads & various lovely things that fell off trees.
Zoom in to the details if you’re feeling stressed-the patterns in nature have been shown to help our brains relax🪶:
A collection of seedheads, acorns, sycamore keys, dried flowers, lichen, a little owl feather & a piece of Baltic amber on a white watercolour paper background
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Parents! Carers! These clock kits are a great way for children to make a personalised gift for Christmas (my youngest made one for her Grandma). Some other great ideas for home-made gifts below qeprize.org/a-month-of-m...
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Lucky 2nd guess

🐑 Animal #807 🐹
I figured it out in 2 guesses!
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The mastery of artist Harry Wingfield.
‘Cake’
(Yes, it is a painting - from Third Picture Book, 1971)
Photo realistic close-up in watercolour of a large slice of cream filled Victoria sponge
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That many of us who were child bookworms were merely going for the most convenient form of escapism, and have no moral superiority over todays kids who are doing the same thing.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
Thank you for the joy that Twanta has sent around the world. Like Jane, I never did it, but loved to see it happening xx #FuckCancer
🦗 Animal #806 🦡
I figured it out in 4 guesses!
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#FoodStudies #EconSky #AcademicSky
Can anyone one help me track down a paper that quantifies the benefit of spending £1 in a local business over a big or multinational in the UK?
I read something that showed (ish) local spend =£5 to local economy & supermarket=40p but I can't find the source
Yay. Monday evening Midsomer Murders and it starts with a body bum up in the middle of a crop circle.
Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again and one song you can't stand.

Baked beans
Requiem for a dream
True by Spandau Ballet
Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

Snails
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
'97 Bonnie & Clyde (although I've only heard the Tori Amos cover)
Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

Oysters
The million dollar Hotel
La Macarena
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Hi. It's me. I'm doing a medical history Halloween thing! If you're in Chester come have a listen? It should be good fun!
🦜 Animal #805 🐿️
I figured it out in 6 guesses!
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She was known as Madame D’Gizarde, and, in the early ’40s, she used deceit, drugs, and her beguiling charms to become the bane of chicken farmers everywhere.
She was known as Madame D’Gizarde, and, in the early ’40s, she used deceit, drugs, and her beguiling charms to become the bane of chicken farmers everywhere.
Mixing our celebration preparations up a bit today - pumpkins and spooky maize maze this morning, baking the Christmas cake this afternoon.
A field with orange pumpkins and a giant spider made out of a black wrapped silage bale. The sky is misty and murky. Fruit cake mix in a square cake tin. A large orange bowl in the background.
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“Do you need me to find you some reference for this painting?”
“Nah, all good. I’ve seen a camel.”
“Recently?”
“…”
“Recently, right?”
A 15th century painting of a camel that is wildly off model.
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Mr Laos. Just when you though this year was a bit quiet on the insanely huge, bedazzled, symbolic costumes along comes Mr Laos and blows everyone else out of the water. This is insane, but it's also *so* good.
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
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Mr Colombia is the first of our LOOK AT MY TITS contestants, but very much not the last. He looks slightly annoyed, but I cannot fault the combination of the maximum amount of skin on show but also the maximum amount of costume.
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
🦟 Animal #804 🪸
I figured it out in 4 guesses!
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At the end of the summer season Cheltenham Lido drains down the pool and re-fills for winter cold water swimming. But before that, they open it to dogs for the weekend. It's Mabel's favourite day of the year.
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An observation test for you - for your inner 8 year-old

“The artist has hidden 12 things in this picture. How many can you find?”

Treasure magazine, 1964
Official answers coming soon

(Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one? 🙏)
Black-and-white picture of two children playing in woodland. Also in the picture, there are 12 hidden animals including an owl, a bat and a squirrel.