Friend: "How do you keep your girlish glow?"
Me: [trying to keep down a mouthful of lightning bugs] "I wish I could tell You."

And eggs! It’s an all purpose hole. So much easier and aerodynamic.

I love how chill he is.

Cloacal kisses

Folks that downloaded the app?

I just can’t fly off the handle reacting anymore. I’m too old and have seen too many wild conflagrations turn out to actually be a small, well contained grilling fire.
It’s social media. It doesn’t matter. Just block folks and move along.

They still exist in NY, but they sure aren’t thick anymore.

Nope. No clue.

‘Tis the season

That’s neat! I never thought about adding other options.

Mister Spock, set phasers for "hubba hubba"

advert for Poochie products from the 80's

I've seen the pilot for the anime series that wasn't picked up for series. It's wild. Poochie is a talking magic alien dog who gets involved in a plot involving an ancient Egyptian pharaoh in a pyramid. She's aided by a British man who's really an android

You gotta stop fearing losing people - let them walk, let them
go.

💙- your Bluesky mom

Soon they’ll discover MASH

RETVRN

That’s great. It’s always easier to find a job when you have a job for some reason.

Arby's is being sued for false advertising

Lawsuit alleges:

• Ads make the sandwiches appear to have 'at least 100% more meat' than they really do

• Made the meat look like rare roast beef when it is actually 'fully cooked'

Arby's lost its motion to dismiss the case

This entire album

There’s a cover of Spiderman by The Ramones too

m.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Honestly, you should just emulate those old games.

Hola from Costa Rica!
I am here for a work trip and the Raptor Research Foundation conference. We've seen nine king vultures so far, it has been absolutely incredible! 🪶

#Birdtober Day 13: Gray Heron

Bonus Great Blue Heron from last year's Birdtober. I was nervous about this prompt because I wanted to be sure they looked different enough without drawing the full body for either of them. I'm happy with how they both turned out!

#BirdArt #SciArt #ArtYear #Copic