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H E L E N

H E L E N

@hcanderson.bsky.social

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H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · Oct 24

Do drugs with me and I will explain the New Hampshire public records access infrastructure in excruciating detail

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12h

Suffering is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m participating in an inherent part of the human experience

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 19h

Whoever first came up with the idea of ground beef must have been a total psycho. “Hey, let’s blend up that cow!”

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 18h

I go to therapy and get worse

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 1d

College almost killed me. Everything was chaos. I had no money. Friendships atrophied. I'm still paying off my degree. Grad school sounds great and is a really good idea.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 1d

Babe look, my eczema flare up makes it look like I’m getting the stigmata

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JuBles @jbfromphilly.bsky.social · 2d

Deleting every $5 subscription I have: this will surely help me escape from my crushing financial debt and have money to spend at Christmas

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 2d

I would pile money in my living room and set it on fire if it got me a reliable public transit system

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 2d

Every 👏 scene 👏

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 2d

Every Hot Reality TV woman show should have like, one regular person in every scene. Just like eating chips or something in the background

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 2d

Late to the party but Secret Lives of Mormon Wives s2 is bringing the GOODS

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 2d

Can't hear you babe I'm herding my best goats up Broad Street

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 2d

Brushing up on traditional ways to court women turns out I might owe her parents some livestock

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 4d

Trying to play it cool with this one

Screenshot of a text I sent that reads "Napping in front of YouTube video essays I'm watching on the TV am I still hot"

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 4d

I'm a pacifist until you say something annoying and wrong on the internet

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 4d

People are being rude to my girlfriend online. I am going to become the pentagon

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 4d

Italian people are so annoying like everything is I'm Italian "I can't leave my house cause I'm Italian" girl u were born in Nashua

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 7d

My child brain imprinted on Gomez Addams and everyone in my life has suffered for it

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 7d

Remembering Temple Run and taking the psychic equivalent of buck shot to my brain stem

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 7d

People driving on Girard trying to die today- more than usual

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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 8d

my body is a machine designed to contract diseases

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 7d

Ope 😳

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 7d

Girl it's not even good 😭 but if you insist on enabling me

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 8d

You should be able to take PTO if it is chilly out and you want a big nap

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JuBles @jbfromphilly.bsky.social · 8d

If your girlfriend makes you a playlist they should give you the rest of the day off so you can go make out with her about it.

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 8d

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