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H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · Oct 24

Do drugs with me and I will explain the New Hampshire public records access infrastructure in excruciating detail

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H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 1h

Every 👏 scene 👏

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 2h

Every Hot Reality TV woman show should have like, one regular person in every scene. Just like eating chips or something in the background

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H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 6h

Late to the party but Secret Lives of Mormon Wives s2 is bringing the GOODS

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 8h

Can't hear you babe I'm herding my best goats up Broad Street

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H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 8h

Brushing up on traditional ways to court women turns out I might owe her parents some livestock

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H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 2d

Trying to play it cool with this one

Screenshot of a text I sent that reads "Napping in front of YouTube video essays I'm watching on the TV am I still hot"

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 2d

I'm a pacifist until you say something annoying and wrong on the internet

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 2d

People are being rude to my girlfriend online. I am going to become the pentagon

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H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 2d

Italian people are so annoying like everything is I'm Italian "I can't leave my house cause I'm Italian" girl u were born in Nashua

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 4d

My child brain imprinted on Gomez Addams and everyone in my life has suffered for it

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 4d

Remembering Temple Run and taking the psychic equivalent of buck shot to my brain stem

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 5d

People driving on Girard trying to die today- more than usual

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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 6d

my body is a machine designed to contract diseases

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H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 5d

Ope 😳

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 5d

Girl it's not even good 😭 but if you insist on enabling me

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H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 5d

You should be able to take PTO if it is chilly out and you want a big nap

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JuBles @jbfromphilly.bsky.social · 6d

If your girlfriend makes you a playlist they should give you the rest of the day off so you can go make out with her about it.

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H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 6d

🥺

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JuBles @jbfromphilly.bsky.social · 7d

I said Malthusian fallacy and she called me hot 😳

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H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 6d

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 6d

she put the ‘ho’ in hopeless romantic

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 8d

therapist: so, tell me a bit about what brings you here

me:

heading on the Wikipedia page about the Plagues of Egypt, titled "list of the disasters"

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H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 6d

Y'all I was like "It can't be" and then I saw the official photo of the bolts next to each other and my jaw HIT THE FLOOR

H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 6d

Lol

Lmao

It's the Taylor Swift "opalite" necklace pulled from I think a yahoo news article there there are 8 lightning bolts, aligned like THE lightning bolts, y'know, the nazi ones, and the neo Nazi ones etc. With an 8 pointed star pendant on the end which the 88 reference there is also a yikes for little miss number symbolism lyrics. Anyway.

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H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 6d

Easter egg queen "everything is a reference" pop princess making lightning bolt merch with an 8 sided pendant gotta have fans scrambling

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H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 7d

Stg if my body doesn't fix itself before Tuesday we're gonna have words