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Do drugs with me and I will explain the New Hampshire public records access infrastructure in excruciating detail
Trying to play it cool with this one
I'm a pacifist until you say something annoying and wrong on the internet
People are being rude to my girlfriend online. I am going to become the pentagon
Italian people are so annoying like everything is I'm Italian "I can't leave my house cause I'm Italian" girl u were born in Nashua
My child brain imprinted on Gomez Addams and everyone in my life has suffered for it
Remembering Temple Run and taking the psychic equivalent of buck shot to my brain stem
People driving on Girard trying to die today- more than usual
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my body is a machine designed to contract diseases
Girl it's not even good 😭 but if you insist on enabling me
You should be able to take PTO if it is chilly out and you want a big nap
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If your girlfriend makes you a playlist they should give you the rest of the day off so you can go make out with her about it.
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I said Malthusian fallacy and she called me hot 😳
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therapist: so, tell me a bit about what brings you here

me:
Y'all I was like "It can't be" and then I saw the official photo of the bolts next to each other and my jaw HIT THE FLOOR
Easter egg queen "everything is a reference" pop princess making lightning bolt merch with an 8 sided pendant gotta have fans scrambling
Stg if my body doesn't fix itself before Tuesday we're gonna have words
Bears should have the right to vote in New Jersey
Yes I'm eating paint but that's the only way to sharpen the brush tip MY BLOOD LEAD LEVEL ACTUALLY DECREASED THIS CYCLE shut up
Brb gaslighting myself into believing I have scurvy