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H E L E N
@hcanderson.bsky.social
· Oct 24
Do drugs with me and I will explain the New Hampshire public records access infrastructure in excruciating detail
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A 3D printer? Do you hear yourself? All printers are three dimensions.
December 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
A 3D printer? Do you hear yourself? All printers are three dimensions.
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“what’s stopping you from-“ listen, I am so so sleepy
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“what’s stopping you from-“ listen, I am so so sleepy
traditional eyeliner for funeral comma Catholic parentheses scots-irish closed parentheses comma matrilineal
December 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
traditional eyeliner for funeral comma Catholic parentheses scots-irish closed parentheses comma matrilineal
Jokes are a puzzle but I can't read
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Jokes are a puzzle but I can't read
A second relative has hit the cemetery
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
A second relative has hit the cemetery
Happy Pearl Harbor to all those who celebrate
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Happy Pearl Harbor to all those who celebrate
Vegan hell is south jersey
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Vegan hell is south jersey
Woke grandma gendering all animals Him
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Woke grandma gendering all animals Him
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hanging around an arby's parking lot with a big question mark floating above my head, telling anyone who approaches to puncture the tires of 10 cop cars and i will bestow them a powerful blade
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
hanging around an arby's parking lot with a big question mark floating above my head, telling anyone who approaches to puncture the tires of 10 cop cars and i will bestow them a powerful blade
No I swear I know what vine is babe
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
No I swear I know what vine is babe
I'm uncut gems maxing. I'm sandler core. I have a gambling addiction
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I'm uncut gems maxing. I'm sandler core. I have a gambling addiction
Transitioning from mental illness (crusty) to mental illness (Messiah)
December 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Transitioning from mental illness (crusty) to mental illness (Messiah)
The angel Moroni came back he says there's fish in the krabby patties
December 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The angel Moroni came back he says there's fish in the krabby patties
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I preserve my youthful appearance by sleeping each night immersed in a giant jar of vinegar.
December 3, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I preserve my youthful appearance by sleeping each night immersed in a giant jar of vinegar.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors quesadillas
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors quesadillas
"like a shirt that's got holes in it from being worn and washed for decades"
*Therapist scribbles faster*
*Therapist scribbles faster*
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"like a shirt that's got holes in it from being worn and washed for decades"
*Therapist scribbles faster*
*Therapist scribbles faster*
Fomenting the revolution by exposing my girlfriend to Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Fomenting the revolution by exposing my girlfriend to Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
Boyfriend's on a work trip guess it's time for Another Cat
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Boyfriend's on a work trip guess it's time for Another Cat
Winnie the Pooh but the lyrics are tofu and corn
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Winnie the Pooh but the lyrics are tofu and corn
Catcalled! On New Jersey Transit
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Catcalled! On New Jersey Transit
"restore your snap streak" I do not give a fuck
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
"restore your snap streak" I do not give a fuck
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Is ChatGPT Conscious? No, And If You Keep Asking We'll Hit You Again
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Is ChatGPT Conscious? No, And If You Keep Asking We'll Hit You Again
That silhouette isn't Victorian it's 60's medieval revival. You're not even SEO maxing with that. What are you doing???
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
That silhouette isn't Victorian it's 60's medieval revival. You're not even SEO maxing with that. What are you doing???
God gives his toughest asthma attacks to his strongest commute sprinters
November 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
God gives his toughest asthma attacks to his strongest commute sprinters