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"Herbal" Carmen @herbcarmen.bsky.social · 10h

Okay, that's a good joke.

BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 11h

this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 12h

ulysses s grant

Leon English @leonenglish.bsky.social · 12h

who won virginia

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"Herbal" Carmen @herbcarmen.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry, @espn.com. I'm watching @b1gfootball.bsky.social on Fox.

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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 4d

“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 4d

Per Danny Kemp via press pool

Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL

“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”

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"Herbal" Carmen @herbcarmen.bsky.social · 7d

Barriers to entry (training, tools)
Flat rate without daily rate
Lower flat rates for warranty work

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 8d

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

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"Herbal" Carmen @herbcarmen.bsky.social · 13d

An auto repair shop owner's response to @Ford CEO statements on the shortage of technicians in the auto industry. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSVq...

The CEO Of Ford Made Some Very Interesting Statements… Here’s Our Response!

YouTube video by Royalty Auto Service

www.youtube.com

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 16d

I always wondered why France had so many heists but if you can still just put a ladder up to a window on the Louvre in the year 2025 and get away with a big bag full of priceless jewels I guess that solves the mystery

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"Herbal" Carmen @herbcarmen.bsky.social · 20d

The lesson: always rawdog air travel. Unless you're in the cockpit, of course.

Jesse Dollemore @dollemore.com · 21d

Currently on a flight to Japan watching a Pentagon Assistant Press Secretary (Riley Podleski) work on a document in the open on her laptop. She spent the last hour copy and pasting headlines from articles critical of the Administration’s hostility toward the 1st amendment.

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"Herbal" Carmen @herbcarmen.bsky.social · Sep 29

It looks like a cell phone

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"Herbal" Carmen @herbcarmen.bsky.social · Sep 29

Video posted by Christopher Sweat of ICE agents chasing a man on a bike in Chicago yesterday deserved a better audio track, so here it is.

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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · Sep 28

I have lived and worked in and around Chicago for 27 years and I have been assaulted less often than Sen Paul has been in his own back yard.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 28

Rand Paul: "Chicago is a nightmare. It is literally a war zone."

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hucksgiving @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · Sep 16

been very hard to watch a bunch of 50-year-old podcasters come to terms with having a job.

FBI Deputy Director breaks down on Fox: "I gave up everything for this. I mean, you know, my wife is struggling... I stare at these four walls all day in DC, you know, by myself, divorced from my wife. Not divorced, but l mean, separated. And it's hard."

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"Herbal" Carmen @herbcarmen.bsky.social · Sep 12

LOL. Norfolk pine cones are lethal, Jimmy.

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"Herbal" Carmen @herbcarmen.bsky.social · Sep 10

"Captain Carmen, we have an update on your household goods shipment."

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"Herbal" Carmen @herbcarmen.bsky.social · Aug 16

Only way to fin out is to get to the interview.

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"Herbal" Carmen @herbcarmen.bsky.social · Aug 8

Give the man some grace. That's a Hyatt Place lobby.

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"Herbal" Carmen @herbcarmen.bsky.social · Aug 4

I hope they came with the vertical stablizers installed properly.

"Herbal" Carmen @herbcarmen.bsky.social · Aug 4

Shower shoes are all the rage

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · Aug 4

Is the shoe of the summer... the humble flip-flop? It marks a movement away from the Y2K redux styles that have dominated for several years, and more toward a mall-jock breed of prep.

Flip-flops are the shoe of the summer. Duh!

Pricey sandals from The Row and ERL have the fashion world in a frenzy.

wapo.st

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"Herbal" Carmen @herbcarmen.bsky.social · Aug 4

Scene: Mars Mission

Mission vehicle misses Mars entirely, yeeting crew directly into the Sun.

Investigation reveals that engineers in mid-2020s and on-board telemetry systems calculated orbital mechanics using flawed Ai-powered Google Calculator.

John Forbes @redshiftless.bsky.social · Aug 4

PSA to scientists: Google calculator appears to no longer do basic unit conversion correctly!

n.b. the correct answer here is 223.4 Myr, a factor of about 60 larger than Google's answer.

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A screenshot of a google search result for "2*pi*(8 kpc)/(220 km/s)" which is roughly the time it takes the Sun to go around the Galaxy. In the screenshot, google's calculator has popped up and parsed the expression correctly, but then returns the result 3 899 243.9 years, and answer which is off by 2 orders of magnitude.

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"Herbal" Carmen @herbcarmen.bsky.social · Jul 31

That's sad.

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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · Jul 30

Motherfucking wind farms…

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Opal @opalescentopal.bsky.social · Jul 27

With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.

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Sarah Posner @sarahposner.bsky.social · Jul 23

Also this additional tidbit from the WSJ scoop. Focus on the words "according to people close to the administration." That means people OUTSIDE the administration know that Patel has been telling people that TRUMP IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES.

www.wsj.com/politics/jus...

FBI Director Kash Patel has privately told other government officials that Trump’s name appeared in the files, according to people close to the administration.

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ChrisTurkey N Cakes 🦃 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · Jul 22

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S:

Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier.
Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready."
Five stars. Will absolutely return.

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