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"Herbal" Carmen
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Landed big planes on boats, played E-Ring Ding Dong Ditch. USNA'90, Georgetown MSB'13. Proud husband of Dr. Debbie and swim dad of Dash-1 (JMU'22) & Dash-2 (Drexel'27)
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Okay, that's a good joke.
this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.
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“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”
Per Danny Kemp via press pool

Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL

“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Barriers to entry (training, tools)
Flat rate without daily rate
Lower flat rates for warranty work
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
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I always wondered why France had so many heists but if you can still just put a ladder up to a window on the Louvre in the year 2025 and get away with a big bag full of priceless jewels I guess that solves the mystery
The lesson: always rawdog air travel. Unless you're in the cockpit, of course.
Currently on a flight to Japan watching a Pentagon Assistant Press Secretary (Riley Podleski) work on a document in the open on her laptop. She spent the last hour copy and pasting headlines from articles critical of the Administration’s hostility toward the 1st amendment.
It looks like a cell phone
Video posted by Christopher Sweat of ICE agents chasing a man on a bike in Chicago yesterday deserved a better audio track, so here it is.
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I have lived and worked in and around Chicago for 27 years and I have been assaulted less often than Sen Paul has been in his own back yard.
Rand Paul: "Chicago is a nightmare. It is literally a war zone."
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been very hard to watch a bunch of 50-year-old podcasters come to terms with having a job.
LOL. Norfolk pine cones are lethal, Jimmy.
"Captain Carmen, we have an update on your household goods shipment."
Only way to fin out is to get to the interview.
Give the man some grace. That's a Hyatt Place lobby.
I hope they came with the vertical stablizers installed properly.
Shower shoes are all the rage
Is the shoe of the summer... the humble flip-flop? It marks a movement away from the Y2K redux styles that have dominated for several years, and more toward a mall-jock breed of prep.
Flip-flops are the shoe of the summer. Duh!
Pricey sandals from The Row and ERL have the fashion world in a frenzy.
wapo.st
Scene: Mars Mission

Mission vehicle misses Mars entirely, yeeting crew directly into the Sun.

Investigation reveals that engineers in mid-2020s and on-board telemetry systems calculated orbital mechanics using flawed Ai-powered Google Calculator.
PSA to scientists: Google calculator appears to no longer do basic unit conversion correctly!

n.b. the correct answer here is 223.4 Myr, a factor of about 60 larger than Google's answer.

🔭 🧪
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Motherfucking wind farms…
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With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
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Also this additional tidbit from the WSJ scoop. Focus on the words "according to people close to the administration." That means people OUTSIDE the administration know that Patel has been telling people that TRUMP IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES.

www.wsj.com/politics/jus...
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I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡