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A butt farting on a human face forever
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Obviously a minor thing but it’s also a red flag he was raging steaming drunk shirtless at a bar lol
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He was prob gonna wait to take his shirt off the most dramatic moment, at his swearing in, like ed norton in American history X
Watching all the hockey clips just makes me want to play bike polo again 😥
bart!!! I don’t want to alarm you but there may be a fetterman or fettermen in the senate!!!
Glad they got this nazi guy before he could pull a Fetterman. The senate isn’t big enough for two Fettermen. Imagine another cranky adult man dressed for a continental breakfast at the Ramada, edglorded up in the corner, coming up with new ways to breathe loud.
”also if I’m being honest we are going to need a lot more money to try to catch him, and overtime. We are gonna look absolutely everywhere, very systematically, very very slowly, its gonna take years of us on OT”
Genius serial killer is the ultimate cop lie.

“Yeah uhhhhhh we can’t find the guy, on account of he’s so smart. Must be some kind of freaky genius, no way hed still be out there otherwise. Yeah. Definitely”
we've had decades of media about evil genius serial killers that are impossible to catch, when in reality they're usually dumb assholes who would have been caught in a second if the police were halfway competent and not so lazy
every true crime doc: for decades the police tripped over their own dicks and tried to pin the murders on random people and then suddenly someone called and told them exactly what happened
Yeah once you kinda get an eye for it, you start to see it everywhere unfortunately
Don’t know for sure but all those dashes and kinda the structure of it smells like it to me
Sounds like chat gpt wrote that comment, what a dipshit
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this nap is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of afghanistan
Prior to industrial farming, this was the only way for our ancestors to get Burger
👀 a thin layer of mashed potatoes in there honestly would rock. love it

Updating my sandwich_binders.xls file….

some refried beans might work as well
Hummus would be another good option. Gonna have to “get in the lab” a bit here and run some tests
Avocado as paste- good idea. already on half my BLTs anyway, just gotta mix up the placement….

Cukes are tricky. maybe cut em longways and thin and turn em into a load bearing layer? Wonder if scoring them w a knice to rough them up a bit would help. Hmmm.
It was funny because it was his first tattoo and he spent a bunch of time researching in books and online and drawing it himself, I genuinely think he didn’t realize. One of those things you can’t unsee when someone points it out lol
My friend in hs got a Nordic knot type tattoo that in a certain way looked like a swastica or threw swastica vibes and I pointed it out and he got so mad /enbarassed.

Anyway none of my friends have Nazi tats snd I grew up in a Dakota. Sorry
After sleeping on this, we need some sort of friction increasing condiment to act as a sort of glue. Maybe some way to engineer that into a vinaigrette? need a food chemist like Clark griswold IRL
He was prob gonna wait to take his shirt off the most dramatic moment, at his swearing in, like ed norton in American history X
Obviously a minor thing but it’s also a red flag he was raging steaming drunk shirtless at a bar lol
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“I love the bicycle for the oblivion it gives. No matter how much I walk, I think. On my bicycle, I go in the wind, I no longer think, and nothing is as deliciously restful."
-Émile Zola
Imagine being the person operating the backhoe, when you have to take that first bite out of the White House
Blue sky ceo: good news! ATPRO now adds an anti trans slur to every post 🪄 ✨