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The Homie
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If I was unemployed I’d probably make a 7 and a half hour YouTube video describing what the adjective use of “reddit” means.
The key to being happy on the internet is to never once read any post.
Pussy from the wainscoting
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listen to the Homie Vulgaris podcast. we're very funny and not racist
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It’s so sick that Rob Zombie’s biggest hit is about The Munsters car
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Once when I was a kid I came to school dressed as Dracula for Halloween and some kid called me “Crap Fatula” and I don’t think I’ve ever been owned harder since.
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Unlike most of the internet, I have a recognized accredited certificate, that I do in fact have reading comprehension.
A future presidential candidate rn is committing financial crimes on roblox and spamming 6 7 on an instagram live rn.
No judgies homie. I love gross fast food slop but even I know Arby’s is like a simulacrum of the simulacrum that is fast food. It’s like dudechow or something.
I simply wouldn’t shave with it anymore.
I can’t trust your opinion because you see Arby’s not only as food, but as “the highest quality fast food.”
I think Arby’s is probably the highest quality fast food, but there is no way these can be even decent right? Anyone tried this shit?
None of these words are in the homie manifesto
I also would have torn down the White House, albeit for entirely different reasons.
My good reads bio is probably the funniest one on the website.
Blue sky is the first piss at a festival vs twitters last shit at the festival.
I do most of my best work stealing company time.
Every day I am inundated with baffling pod John lore.
You have to understand the guy who wrote and directed chef in my mind would also absolutely work with the Obama administration as a speech writer.
Tons of people have sent me this article and all I have to say is that in like 2021 I was talking about how gooning was a social maladaptive behavior caused by loneliness, but people don’t wanna hear a podcaster talk about experiences and humanize a community that is hard to define.
wankbattling! with the goon squad.