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The Homie @homievulgaris.bsky.social · 1h

If I was unemployed I’d probably make a 7 and a half hour YouTube video describing what the adjective use of “reddit” means.

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The Homie @homievulgaris.bsky.social · 1h

The key to being happy on the internet is to never once read any post.

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The Homie @homievulgaris.bsky.social · 1h

Pussy from the wainscoting

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𝕚𝕧𝕪 @professorgetter.bsky.social · 22d

listen to the Homie Vulgaris podcast. we're very funny and not racist

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The Homie @homievulgaris.bsky.social · 4h

Pussy from a scamp.

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The Homie @homievulgaris.bsky.social · 5h

Just like me fr

john dummett @dummypublic.bsky.social · 1d

clown trapped in labyrinth

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 17h

It’s so sick that Rob Zombie’s biggest hit is about The Munsters car

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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 1d

ur premier destination for puka shell formal wear

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The Homie @homievulgaris.bsky.social · 21h

Once when I was a kid I came to school dressed as Dracula for Halloween and some kid called me “Crap Fatula” and I don’t think I’ve ever been owned harder since.

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 22h

You never let me do anything, your honor

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The Homie @homievulgaris.bsky.social · 22h

Pussy from the annunaki

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The Homie @homievulgaris.bsky.social · 22h

Unlike most of the internet, I have a recognized accredited certificate, that I do in fact have reading comprehension.

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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 1d

There but by the grace of 56k..

Ready to Go Deeper? This old @killthecomputer.com show with goon corespondent the homie Marcos @homievulgaris.bsky.social is fantastic

www.podbean.com/ew/pb-cm9fp-...
CW: cancelled podcaster

The Dark Side of the Goon ft. @Aintershow

We try to avoid fan service on this show, but after dozens of emails, discord comments, and texts requesting we 1. Bring back Marcos, and 2. Revisit the gooning community, we caved. I'm glad we did be...

www.podbean.com

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The Homie @homievulgaris.bsky.social · 1d

A future presidential candidate rn is committing financial crimes on roblox and spamming 6 7 on an instagram live rn.

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The Homie @homievulgaris.bsky.social · 1d

No judgies homie. I love gross fast food slop but even I know Arby’s is like a simulacrum of the simulacrum that is fast food. It’s like dudechow or something.

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The Homie @homievulgaris.bsky.social · 1d

I simply wouldn’t shave with it anymore.

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The Homie @homievulgaris.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t trust your opinion because you see Arby’s not only as food, but as “the highest quality fast food.”

Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 1d

I think Arby’s is probably the highest quality fast food, but there is no way these can be even decent right? Anyone tried this shit?

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The Homie @homievulgaris.bsky.social · 1d

None of these words are in the homie manifesto

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The Homie @homievulgaris.bsky.social · 1d

I also would have torn down the White House, albeit for entirely different reasons.

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The Homie @homievulgaris.bsky.social · 1d

My good reads bio is probably the funniest one on the website.

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The Homie @homievulgaris.bsky.social · 1d

Blue sky is the first piss at a festival vs twitters last shit at the festival.

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The Homie @homievulgaris.bsky.social · 1d

I do most of my best work stealing company time.

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The Homie @homievulgaris.bsky.social · 1d

Every day I am inundated with baffling pod John lore.

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The Homie @homievulgaris.bsky.social · 1d

You have to understand the guy who wrote and directed chef in my mind would also absolutely work with the Obama administration as a speech writer.

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The Homie @homievulgaris.bsky.social · 2d

Tons of people have sent me this article and all I have to say is that in like 2021 I was talking about how gooning was a social maladaptive behavior caused by loneliness, but people don’t wanna hear a podcaster talk about experiences and humanize a community that is hard to define.

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 2d

wankbattling! with the goon squad.

Daniel Kolitz & @danielkolitz
X.com
Wankbattling. Pornosexuality. The very real possibility that most people will be illiterate within like ten years. All this and more in my long-in-the-works report on the world of gooning, which you can read now in @Harpers
HARPERS
November 2025 Issue
(Report)
The Goon Squad
Loneliness, porn's next frontier, and the dream of endless masturbation
by Daniel Kolitz

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