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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 1d

All of them have now been made members of Trump’s cabinet

The Independent @the-independent.com · 1d

BREAKING | Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi

Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi

www.independent.co.uk

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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 2d

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 5d

Suddenly feel quite patriotic. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 6d

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🎃Simon Threadgold🎃 @dimwittedly.bsky.social · 10d

If it turns out the Sumo lads robbed the Louvre, I will experience a level of pure joy I haven’t felt since the previous millennium.

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🕯️ Crowley Rae Jepsen 🕯️ @mags.colvett.online · 10d

Sorry but this is the funniest headline I will read all year

Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre
Andrew Harding
Paris correspondent, at the scene

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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 10d

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

"Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre"

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10d

I went to the Louvre once and enjoyed it but honestly if I was there and a bunch of French investigators rushed in and said “Sacre bleu! there has been a heist!” I would have had a much better time and would have given it five stars on everything

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Carrie Tait @carrietait.bsky.social · 10d

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 13d

You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.

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Iain Perry - Print Garage @iainperry.bsky.social · 10d

Without downloading where are you mentally right now?

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Teabree Shark @nurse.fish · 13d

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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 13d

"Whatever you think of her opinions, you have to agree that the money is GREAT."

These fucking people. That laugh after "I'm very sorry".

Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 15d

The thing that gets me about actors responding like this whenever they’re asking about JKR is that they always say “we need to learn to agree to disagree ^_^” as if trans people are the ones leading the campaign, when we’re just trying to live our lives while JKR posts about trans hate 24/7

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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 14d

The Repair Shop with Werner Herzog:
Guest: "Stunning work, thank you"
WH: "How do you feel seeing this object, a symbol of your dead wife? Though constructed of crude, worthless materials, it has been resurrected like some cheap miracle, mocking your grief and dead wife, now condemned to oblivion."

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 15d

"Politically correct sirens", with their pronouns nee/naw

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15d

Trump: "You hear those sirens going off? That's good. A good sound. That means they either got the bad guy or they're gonna stop the bad guy. You didn't hear that sound bc nobody wanted to do anything. Listen to the beauty of that sound. That's the real deal sirens, not politically correct sirens"

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Natasha Simonova @philistella.bsky.social · 15d

ONLY migrants though, no one else is to study English because it's a rip off and a waste of time, am I getting this right.

András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 15d

Well this will certainly do it www.gov.uk/government/n...

Migrants will be required to pass A Level standard of English

Migrants will be required to pass tough new English language requirements under a law introduced in Parliament today.

www.gov.uk

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Iain Perry - Print Garage @iainperry.bsky.social · 15d

Yes the the original post just struck a chord with me. The veneration of the thing rather than what it contains. All of the stuff she uses is going into landfill, pulped or languishing in charity shops. But the commenters don't bother to read, just post something and on they go.

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the wicker mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · Aug 14

People are always rightly pointing out that Warhammer contributes more to the British economy than the fishing industry, but the problem is that there just aren't very many folk songs about Warhammer

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Patrick Galey @patrickgaley.bsky.social · 16d

Sorry, what? There is no “race debate”. There is racism, there are racists.

This isn’t a legitimate political polemic, this is hate speech and hate crime.

Can we stop trying to wedge the bigotry of fragile white men in to public discourse? Doing so is hate-washing and we need to stop it.

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 16d

‘Frightened to get out of their cars’: Britain’s toxic race debates threaten overseas care workers

Staff are being advised to travel in mixed groups and carry panic alarms as incidents of intimidation spread

www.theguardian.com

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Iain Perry - Print Garage @iainperry.bsky.social · 16d

My wife makes stitched sculptures out of old knackered books and whenever she posts stuff on social media she gets scolded (noticeably by Americans) who don't read any context about them being end of life or rescued from car boot sales/charity shops etc.

www.jennifercollier.co.uk

jennifercollier

www.jennifercollier.co.uk

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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 17d

We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.

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THE NERVE @thenerve.news · 18d

🔗 Read the full piece

www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...

Stewart Lee: The thugs have taken my flag. So I’ve taken theirs

What do you do with a lot of cheap banners hanging from motorway bridges once you’ve torn them down?

www.thenerve.news

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18d

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

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Rhonda Henry @rhonda234567.bsky.social · 18d

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Dorothy Parker Fucks @dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social · 19d

Tweet from @dril: turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

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