Dorothy Parker Fucks
@dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
550 followers 2.5K following 580 posts
Satire fights fascism. Brown. Upset. (she/her) Living for the after times when I can bodily drag Karoline Leavitt to the Reflecting Pool and shave her head.
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dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
Refusing to write for publication anymore, for one
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
hoping someone can explain to @radiofreetom.bsky.social that those of us who are not wealthy white men do in fact have to watch our speech and behavior.
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
hello friends in my phone - this is an alt i created because my original bsky account in my real name got too big and since we live in fascist times i need to keep myself safe. still glad to be here with you all.
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
someone please explain how this timeline is real
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
*taps sign* genAI is a fascist project, stay safe out there
quatoria.bsky.social
It really feels like one of the purposes of AI video is to get us to a point where no video we see on social media and no photograph can be trusted or assumed to be true, and we fully enter a post-truth world.

Truth is used to fight oligarchs, so they seek to destroy truth itself.
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
nothing to see here just the little pig man @jd-vance-1.bsky.social being an opem bigot.
atrupar.com
JD Vance describes Chuck Schumer as "one of the most famous Palestinians in the world"
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
for me the greatest broken promise of america is the myth that this is a nation that grew great on the basis of struggle and science and learning and knowledge but nope it's just a bunch of rich white men who want to do eugenics.
acyn.bsky.social
RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
trump, having subverted the supreme court, is doing his best to erode congress's role as a coequal branch of government.
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
the rule of law was such an adorable idea we would try that again
jonahblank.bsky.social
More destructive lawlessness from the Supreme Court:
♦️Destructive: The $4 Billion looted from foreign aid could have saved tens of thousands of lives.
♦️Lawless: Congress-- not the president-- has the power to tax and spend. Congress ordered that these funds be spent on foreign aid.
kyledcheney.bsky.social
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rules 6-3 to allow Trump’s “pocket rescission” of $4 billion in foreign aid funding, ruling that it’s unlikely the groups suing have standing to pursue the claim and that Trump’s foreign policy power outweighs their purported harms.
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
we don't need to let these utter clowns lord over us
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
ZUCKERBERG: “If we end up misspending a couple of hundred billion dollars, I think that that is going to be very unfortunate, obviously. .. But what I’d say is I actually think the risk is higher on the other side.”

$META
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dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
i believe there is exactly one Black woman CEO of a fortune 500 company today in 2025.
maxkennerly.bsky.social
Our national nightmare is over! Finally, after a long, terrifying, unjust seven years (2017-2024), white men (~29% of the population) are back to being a majority of new directors at S&P 500 companies.

Ah, it's so nice to allocate power, wealth, leadership, and opportunity based on "merit." 🎩🧐
White Men Make a Comeback in America’s Boardrooms
Boards are seeking executives with C-suite experience to help navigate economic and political turmoil.
www.bloomberg.com
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
this includes the vice president
kenwhite.bsky.social
If we (and I include me) would stop engaging Twitter-sent Trump trolls, that would make me happy. Just block.
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
i am always curious about the choice of people to film scenes like this, instead of helping her
bradlander.bsky.social
I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
"drop off the grid" = have been disappeared by the state
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diplomatofnight.com
"Democrats don't have a problem with Arabs and Muslims" versus "a Democratic senator from New York State immediately called the Muslim who won a mayoral primary a jihadist during a drunken rant on a radio show"
diplomatofnight.com
It is very funny that Arabs and Muslims were told for a year that they had to swallow every single conceivable bitter pill and support a candidacy and a party that was sponsoring the murder of their families but suddenly a Muslim wins a primary and the two leaders of the DP can skirt around it.
danahoule.bsky.social
Is Mamdani in danger of losing? If so he’s weak. (I don’t think he’s in danger of losing)

So why TF do ppl care if pols outside of NYC endorse him? This isn’t about helping him win, it’s wanting ppl to bend the knee*

*Schumer/Jeffries should endorse, nobody outside NYC needs to. It’s a local race
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
Don’t @ me Samantha Power is complicit in genocide, which is too on the nose to be ironic
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
Cass Sunstein should be more worried about the war criminal he’s married to (that would be Samantha Power)
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
Charlie Kirk was a bigot, a fascist, a cartoon racist. Defending and honoring him means you agree with him, or you can’t read. This is my only comment.
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
Ben Smith is a fraud and helping midwife America’s descent into fascism.
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
I see @karenattiah.bsky.social was fired for quoting Charlie Kirk’s own hateful words, which is a good metric of where America is as a society.