Dorothy Parker Fucks
@dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
Satire fights fascism.
Brown. Upset. (she/her)
Living for the after times when I can bodily drag Karoline Leavitt to the Reflecting Pool and shave her head.
Brown. Upset. (she/her)
Living for the after times when I can bodily drag Karoline Leavitt to the Reflecting Pool and shave her head.
this is the second rule of Posting.
The first rule of Posting is: never Post.
The first rule of Posting is: never Post.
PSA: if you quote post me first, you have formally invited me in
i abide by poster’s vampire rules
i abide by poster’s vampire rules
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
this is the second rule of Posting.
The first rule of Posting is: never Post.
The first rule of Posting is: never Post.
so i used to have a much larger account here that i abandoned because i did not feel safe in the era of trump and then decided to just leave the us entirely to feel some semblance of sanity again in my wild and precious life but the urge to Post never dies
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 AM
so i used to have a much larger account here that i abandoned because i did not feel safe in the era of trump and then decided to just leave the us entirely to feel some semblance of sanity again in my wild and precious life but the urge to Post never dies
chat is it bad that the head of health policy in the us is anti-science
The CDC has turned off its vaccine search tool.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
chat is it bad that the head of health policy in the us is anti-science
the notion that anyone is concerned with corruption in ukraine is hilarious to me when the seniormost levels of the US government is an inscrutable dark web of conflict of interest
Now here’s the kind of news you drop going into a long holiday weekend. Maybe no one will notice. 🤡
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 AM
the notion that anyone is concerned with corruption in ukraine is hilarious to me when the seniormost levels of the US government is an inscrutable dark web of conflict of interest
reflecting on my bio aspirations and wondering if it’s too kind
“A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by ICE agents in Revere, Massachusetts. The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.”
Woman with family connection to White House press secretary arrested by ICE in Revere
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere.
www.wcvb.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
reflecting on my bio aspirations and wondering if it’s too kind
Do they share a doctor
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Do they share a doctor
begging everyone to understand that this is really all that is happening.
What if, and hear me out, all of our current problems are because a bunch of mostly white dudes *know* they're stupid and think they can drown that thought out by demanding everyone else bow to them?
We have to turn impostor syndrome into a pill and give it to every prominent person in this country. They should constantly be worrying that they're stupid
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
begging everyone to understand that this is really all that is happening.
a good character litmus test for men is knowing the difference between “peak” and “pique”. the ones who think like this invariably spell it wrong.
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
a good character litmus test for men is knowing the difference between “peak” and “pique”. the ones who think like this invariably spell it wrong.
the president is a rapist criminal grifter but sure let’s do this and call it journalism
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
the president is a rapist criminal grifter but sure let’s do this and call it journalism
rarco mubio
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
rarco mubio
turns out ross douthat has always existed
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM
turns out ross douthat has always existed
they need to stand like this because their balls are enormous
Why do they all stand so weird? Are they like flexing under there to look tough? I really don’t know what explains this pattern of unnatural poses from conservative men.
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 AM
they need to stand like this because their balls are enormous
pay attention cc: mohammad bouazizi
Protesters in Tunis denounce an escalating crackdown on dissent and demand the release of jailed dissidents.
‘Enough repression’: Thousands of Tunisians protest against Kais Saied
Protesters in Tunis denounce an escalating crackdown on dissent and demand the release of jailed dissidents.
bit.ly
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 AM
pay attention cc: mohammad bouazizi
“was murdered”
Jamal Khashoggi came from a prominent Saudi family but fled his country in June, 2017, after he'd become increasingly critical of his government. The Saudi journalist was murdered in 2018. n.pr/43JW7WJ
Opinion: Jamal Khashoggi's words live forever
Jamal Khashoggi came from a prominent Saudi family but fled his country in June, 2017, after he'd become increasingly critical of his government. The Saudi journalist was murdered in 2018.
n.pr
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“was murdered”
Reposted by Dorothy Parker Fucks
So I try not to give too many gory details about life with long covid, but I also think it’s important to give a clear picture of what can happen to anyone.
Over the last yearish, I’ve become allergic to more than 70 foods. Today I lost soy. I’m not how long I can keep eating at all.
Over the last yearish, I’ve become allergic to more than 70 foods. Today I lost soy. I’m not how long I can keep eating at all.
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
So I try not to give too many gory details about life with long covid, but I also think it’s important to give a clear picture of what can happen to anyone.
Over the last yearish, I’ve become allergic to more than 70 foods. Today I lost soy. I’m not how long I can keep eating at all.
Over the last yearish, I’ve become allergic to more than 70 foods. Today I lost soy. I’m not how long I can keep eating at all.
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
living to drink eve fartlow’s tears
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
living to drink eve fartlow’s tears
bill ackman scrreaming vomiting
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
bill ackman scrreaming vomiting
bloody migrants coming over here saving lives
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
bloody migrants coming over here saving lives
there is a direct line from dick cheney’s grotesque power grabs and warmongering to donald trump tearing down the facade of american democracy, so remember kids, never let war criminals run your country
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
there is a direct line from dick cheney’s grotesque power grabs and warmongering to donald trump tearing down the facade of american democracy, so remember kids, never let war criminals run your country
“In this country, American means white. Everyone else has to hyphenate.” - Toni Morrison
one last observation: donald trump has never won a majority of the vote and yet the political press treats him like the embodied spirit of the american people. will be interesting to see how they discount mamdani as representing new york if he wins less than a majority.
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
“In this country, American means white. Everyone else has to hyphenate.” - Toni Morrison
Reposted by Dorothy Parker Fucks
Please consider these generally unknown details.
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Please consider these generally unknown details.
“there is a way, when the rich become too rich” - pearl buck, “the good earth”
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“there is a way, when the rich become too rich” - pearl buck, “the good earth”
shame that reality has a leftist bias
When I worked in WaPo Opinions in 2017-2018, senior editors specifically told junior editors not to factcheck Marc Thiessen and other MAGA columnists, otherwise they wouldn’t be able to publish anything by them at all, and “we need them for intellectual diversity.”
It’s very telling that opening your publication to MAGA “thought” requires a massive downgrade in quality control.
October 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
shame that reality has a leftist bias
no one:
the economist: what is constitutional law i am a smol british bean befuddled by monarchy
the economist: what is constitutional law i am a smol british bean befuddled by monarchy
There is a legal case for a third term—but it is strewn with obstacles
Trump 2028
There is a legal case for a third term—but it is strewn with obstacles
econ.st
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
no one:
the economist: what is constitutional law i am a smol british bean befuddled by monarchy
the economist: what is constitutional law i am a smol british bean befuddled by monarchy