Dorothy Parker Fucks
@dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
Satire fights fascism.
Brown. Upset. (she/her)
Living for the after times when I can bodily drag Karoline Leavitt to the Reflecting Pool and shave her head.
Brown. Upset. (she/her)
Living for the after times when I can bodily drag Karoline Leavitt to the Reflecting Pool and shave her head.
sunder has been an indefatigable voice of reason for at 15 years on migration to the uk but he has an impossible mission
Most of the public think net migration increased last year, when in fact numbers halved.
New findings from the Ipsos/British Future Immigration Attitudes Tracker show that 56% of the public thinks immigration increased last year. Just 1 in 6 realise it was down
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
New findings from the Ipsos/British Future Immigration Attitudes Tracker show that 56% of the public thinks immigration increased last year. Just 1 in 6 realise it was down
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
sunder has been an indefatigable voice of reason for at 15 years on migration to the uk but he has an impossible mission
its ok we have learned nothing and will shortly invade venezuela
the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
its ok we have learned nothing and will shortly invade venezuela
i repeat: ban men until we figure out what is happening
Christian Nègre is alleged to have drugged over 200 women at a place they never expected it… a job interview.
He dosed them with a diuretic which made them have to urinate; then took them on walks far from toilets
The desire to shame, subjugate & control is a feature of patriarchy:
He dosed them with a diuretic which made them have to urinate; then took them on walks far from toilets
The desire to shame, subjugate & control is a feature of patriarchy:
‘I didn’t even know this type of attack existed’: more than 200 women allege drugging by senior French civil servant
In a case echoing the Pelicot trial, dozens of women allege they were given hot drinks mixed with a diuretic to make them urinate. Three of them speak out here
www.theguardian.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
i repeat: ban men until we figure out what is happening
this is the second rule of Posting.
The first rule of Posting is: never Post.
The first rule of Posting is: never Post.
PSA: if you quote post me first, you have formally invited me in
i abide by poster’s vampire rules
i abide by poster’s vampire rules
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
this is the second rule of Posting.
The first rule of Posting is: never Post.
The first rule of Posting is: never Post.
so i used to have a much larger account here that i abandoned because i did not feel safe in the era of trump and then decided to just leave the us entirely to feel some semblance of sanity again in my wild and precious life but the urge to Post never dies
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 AM
so i used to have a much larger account here that i abandoned because i did not feel safe in the era of trump and then decided to just leave the us entirely to feel some semblance of sanity again in my wild and precious life but the urge to Post never dies
chat is it bad that the head of health policy in the us is anti-science
The CDC has turned off its vaccine search tool.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
chat is it bad that the head of health policy in the us is anti-science
the notion that anyone is concerned with corruption in ukraine is hilarious to me when the seniormost levels of the US government is an inscrutable dark web of conflict of interest
Now here’s the kind of news you drop going into a long holiday weekend. Maybe no one will notice. 🤡
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 AM
the notion that anyone is concerned with corruption in ukraine is hilarious to me when the seniormost levels of the US government is an inscrutable dark web of conflict of interest
reflecting on my bio aspirations and wondering if it’s too kind
“A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by ICE agents in Revere, Massachusetts. The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.”
Woman with family connection to White House press secretary arrested by ICE in Revere
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere.
www.wcvb.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
reflecting on my bio aspirations and wondering if it’s too kind
Do they share a doctor
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Do they share a doctor
begging everyone to understand that this is really all that is happening.
What if, and hear me out, all of our current problems are because a bunch of mostly white dudes *know* they're stupid and think they can drown that thought out by demanding everyone else bow to them?
We have to turn impostor syndrome into a pill and give it to every prominent person in this country. They should constantly be worrying that they're stupid
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
begging everyone to understand that this is really all that is happening.
a good character litmus test for men is knowing the difference between “peak” and “pique”. the ones who think like this invariably spell it wrong.
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
a good character litmus test for men is knowing the difference between “peak” and “pique”. the ones who think like this invariably spell it wrong.
the president is a rapist criminal grifter but sure let’s do this and call it journalism
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
the president is a rapist criminal grifter but sure let’s do this and call it journalism
rarco mubio
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
rarco mubio
turns out ross douthat has always existed
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM
turns out ross douthat has always existed
they need to stand like this because their balls are enormous
Why do they all stand so weird? Are they like flexing under there to look tough? I really don’t know what explains this pattern of unnatural poses from conservative men.
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 AM
they need to stand like this because their balls are enormous
pay attention cc: mohammad bouazizi
Protesters in Tunis denounce an escalating crackdown on dissent and demand the release of jailed dissidents.
‘Enough repression’: Thousands of Tunisians protest against Kais Saied
Protesters in Tunis denounce an escalating crackdown on dissent and demand the release of jailed dissidents.
bit.ly
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 AM
pay attention cc: mohammad bouazizi
“was murdered”
Jamal Khashoggi came from a prominent Saudi family but fled his country in June, 2017, after he'd become increasingly critical of his government. The Saudi journalist was murdered in 2018. n.pr/43JW7WJ
Opinion: Jamal Khashoggi's words live forever
Jamal Khashoggi came from a prominent Saudi family but fled his country in June, 2017, after he'd become increasingly critical of his government. The Saudi journalist was murdered in 2018.
n.pr
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“was murdered”
Reposted by Dorothy Parker Fucks
So I try not to give too many gory details about life with long covid, but I also think it’s important to give a clear picture of what can happen to anyone.
Over the last yearish, I’ve become allergic to more than 70 foods. Today I lost soy. I’m not how long I can keep eating at all.
Over the last yearish, I’ve become allergic to more than 70 foods. Today I lost soy. I’m not how long I can keep eating at all.
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
So I try not to give too many gory details about life with long covid, but I also think it’s important to give a clear picture of what can happen to anyone.
Over the last yearish, I’ve become allergic to more than 70 foods. Today I lost soy. I’m not how long I can keep eating at all.
Over the last yearish, I’ve become allergic to more than 70 foods. Today I lost soy. I’m not how long I can keep eating at all.
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
living to drink eve fartlow’s tears
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
living to drink eve fartlow’s tears
bill ackman scrreaming vomiting
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
bill ackman scrreaming vomiting
bloody migrants coming over here saving lives
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
bloody migrants coming over here saving lives
there is a direct line from dick cheney’s grotesque power grabs and warmongering to donald trump tearing down the facade of american democracy, so remember kids, never let war criminals run your country
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
there is a direct line from dick cheney’s grotesque power grabs and warmongering to donald trump tearing down the facade of american democracy, so remember kids, never let war criminals run your country
“In this country, American means white. Everyone else has to hyphenate.” - Toni Morrison
one last observation: donald trump has never won a majority of the vote and yet the political press treats him like the embodied spirit of the american people. will be interesting to see how they discount mamdani as representing new york if he wins less than a majority.
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
“In this country, American means white. Everyone else has to hyphenate.” - Toni Morrison
Reposted by Dorothy Parker Fucks
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November 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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