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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · May 22

there are only two stories in all of literature: man hates fish (moby dick) and fish hates man (star trek iv: the voyage home)

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 1m

bring back guys who look like schulbs. i want an mlb lineup that looks the exact same as a work beer league softball team.

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19m

2024: they’re running on a platform of shit will be bad

2025: why the fuck is shit bad?

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 8m

don't blame me, i voted for shit being equally as bad as before, not worse

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 23m

Dude were you alive back then? Criticism of Rmoney was largely around how he was rich and out of touch. Cmon man.

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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 1h

Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”

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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 56m

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 1h

gotta catch em all

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 1d

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Classics & Virtues @classicvirtues.bsky.social · 12h

Woke 2.0 is going to hit like 80s crack

@loganclarkhall

Trump won. You don't have to do this anymore.

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Young Republicans

We are appalled by the vile and inexcusable language revealed in the Politico article published today. Such behavior is disgraceful, unbecoming of any Republican, and stands in direct opposition to the values our movement...

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 15h

I figured as much

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Avery @dreadful4x.bsky.social · 16h

We’re 5 seconds from a water crisis btw.

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 19h

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 21h

finally, 8 treat trolleys

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 22h

That's a perfectly acceptable time?? What is her point here?

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 22h

oh is that not allowed? that's not something i should be doing? ok well maybe next time tell me ahead of time please.

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 1d

"the resignation letter heard round the world" i think sums it up nicely. where were you when you heard the news?

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 1d

just unlocked calculator on my 85 faith character

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 1d

guess who just spent like four hours meticulously resizing stl files for printable dinosaur models to make sure they were accurately scaled to the rest of my 32mm models

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Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 1d

Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?

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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 1d

This. And this again.

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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 1d

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

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🌙Evil Sonny Ross🌞 @sonnyross.bsky.social · 1d

Hello, I'm about to go on parental leave.
Please enjoy this reissued print, now in A3 size, edition of 50.
www.sonnyross.com/shop/shutupa3
#illustration #medieval

An Illustration showing a dragon being slain in a naive medieval style with the caption "SHUT UP". Could be about anyone.

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 1d

i am always saying this

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1d

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Russian Duma has a stolen valor problem

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Spooky Waffles @zazzyzazz.bsky.social · 1d

Found one!

Turing Police @turing_police
If you notice my posts are lame and unfunny and not happening as often, it means im doing pretty well.
If you see that im tweeting a lot and theyre mostly actually funny it means that im laying down in the freeway

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