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thorny, proud Bleeter @ithinkiplaygames.bsky.social · 15d

there's something kind of thought-provoking about "Mario Teaches Dying". it really sounds less like a threat and more like Mario is a hospice counselor or a Buddhist monk

No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 15d

“This Mario was a killer. I looked back at the screen. The title sold it. The title read: Mario Teaches Dying.”

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metch @itmetch.bsky.social · 11h

extremely funny that pretty much everyone collectively assumed (still assumes i'm pretty sure) that sherma silksong is a girl

metch @itmetch.bsky.social · 12h

terese could be like fuyumura under the right circumstances

metch @itmetch.bsky.social · 12h

i know that's just how art styles work but every time i look at sanda it's just like "fuck that really *is* just beastars but humans"

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Bevil 🔜 MFF! @thebevil.bsky.social · 17h

Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy

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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 1d

work work

Tumblr post:

video games are all about meeting a little elf
outside the city gates that says 'ah... the pernicious
weed!' when you give him a healing herb and then
finding yourself fifteen years later saying "ah... the
pernicious weed!" to yourself in the shower

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Crungo @crungokong.bsky.social · 1d

wow he looks like a shit head. I can't wait to blow his brains out

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 1d

video games can just look like this

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Schmooly @schmoolyghoul.bsky.social · 11d

I should draw more gitaroo characters, Panpeus calling me
#GitarooMan

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translator of the highest-rated game of all time @yukinogatari.moe · 1d

jumpscare

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Car @garn47.bsky.social · 1d

Cool Beat

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metch @itmetch.bsky.social · 1d

does anyone else feel depressed in a "genuinely i don't think it's that internal the world just needs to become good tomorrow and that would fix me" way

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Creeps! @creepincrawl.com · 2d

Puppy puppy puppy girl

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metch @itmetch.bsky.social · 1d

i think it's funny how the leftist view of golf is just a solved issue. everyone collectively is like "fuck all of the real world logistics that surround this game's existence, it should be fucking illegal. if you make it in a video game though it just kicks ass keep it up guys."

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metch @itmetch.bsky.social · 1d

i look at clearsky sometimes (you shouldn't do this) and since i last checked i've been blocked by two moderately zealous nintendo fans and am on a list of "ai haters"

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T. Ashley 🌸 Jenkins @fluttersprite.itch.io · 1d

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 1d

This is the aesthetic of the future

Kyle wolf
@CRXSSF4DE
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someone on the Motorola forums was having the same problem with the camera I've been having, but I just have to share the image they posted to demonstrate the issue.
it's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life dude

The photo is of an elderly woman in gray clothes that has been so bizarrely processed that it looks both totally over and desaturated

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Hysterian @hysterianyt.bsky.social · 1d

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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 12d

My Stupid and Gay Puzzle

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🦎galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 2d

kinktober backwards

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d

We really hit on something with the 12 year old theory of governance because that’s really the entire political project. It’s being 12 years old and not even normal 12 year olds but real pieces of shit 12 year olds

Texas GOP candidate
Shelley Luther complains that students can't make fun of transgender children
By Jay Root, Staff Writer
Updated Feb 9, 2022 6:02 a.m.

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metch @itmetch.bsky.social · 3d

it's the most normal game of all time lol

metch @itmetch.bsky.social · 3d

feels like every other huddle we have at work as of late is our supervisor going "alright guys i just talked with the higher ups and they all hate you and think you all deserve to burn in hell so we have to make your guys' lives just a bit more hell"

metch @itmetch.bsky.social · 3d

1. neat

2. took only 3 replies to see someone be Normal (read: delusional moron) about sugar lol

Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 3d

Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe) to direct a "Moomins" animated feature film.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 4d

y'all ever wanted to hear beavis and butthead voiced by a manzai duo

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