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metch
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mitch/mitchie • agender (any/any) • i like my friends • av:
@candiewrapper.bsky.social
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LMFAO
February 12, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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Shakashuri Blowdown
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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this the kinda shit koichi sugiyama would send to the localizers and tell them to use it for the north american release or he's gonna kill them
reminds me of when I played DQ1 on one of those FC to SFC adapters, except Bomberman is far more harmonious here
February 12, 2026 at 2:44 AM
it's never been a better time to be too online and simultaneously not care about strategy games. supreme discourse victory
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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gave a gamer guy a hickey, call me the mark applier, going down on him for hours cause i got that iron lung, spending five nights at freddy's the way i keep coming over, people recognising me at this point i'm saying "hello neighbour!"
February 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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urp.
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
February 12, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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My practice of sending my wife instagram clips of hillbilly outlaw rappers means my for you page is half just versions of this guy
February 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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Shared Save data features could be the coolest thing ever in games like psycho mantis reading your memory card and instead it's always stuff like this
February 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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If your review average is a 7 because everybody gave you a 7, that's one thing. If your average is a 7 because it's half 10s and half 4s, that is how you know it's The Good Stuff
ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN | Reviews

9 - PSU
9 - CGM
9 - Console Creatures
8 - VGC
8 - Slant
8 - Gameliner
8 - TechRadar
8 - Noisy Pixel
8 - GameReactor
7 - IGN
7 - TheSixthAxis
6.5 - GamingTrend
6 - PSX Brasil
6 - WellPlayed
6 - Push Square
5.5 - ZTGD
5 - Gamespot
4 - MonsterVine

MC: 74

OC: 71
February 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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It's gonna be hard to top this ROMEO IS A DEADMAN review
February 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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Do you know of any worthless city
that I might hate?
- Tell him
- Don't tell him
Do you know of any cool city
that I might like?
- Tell him
- Don't tell him
February 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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Added Vibri to my Lammy / Gitaroo drawing to finish the trifecta of lovely playstation rhythm game characters
January 27, 2026 at 7:03 AM
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Sonic CD has the most wonderful and stylish enemies of all time. I want to pick them all up and take them home
February 10, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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Game: Super Mario Teaches You How to Make a Dump!
Console: Nintendo Wii U
Created by: yoshistar98
Uploaded on: June 8th, 2013
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
she thinks she's the only one allowed to shit!!!!!!!!!!!
the biggest sin you could perform to my sweet darling kittycat magnolia eclair is to go in the bathroom and close the door
February 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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I'm sorry, I really am.

But I just refuse to let this die.
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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if you're in line at the nitro canceller, STAY IN LINE
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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NEW item coming to IN N OUT menu? (RUMOR)
February 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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i heard you were looking for an illustration of Olive Oyl using her nintendo famicom, with the tv-net modem peripheral plugged into it, so she can use "daiwa my trade", and make trades on the japanese stock market, with the help of popeye.

well here you go
February 8, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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I FOUND THE MARIO KNIFE!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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Last October.
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 PM