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The Walking Punchline™️

@jaisonatalives.bsky.social

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35+. Anime. Games (Switch/PS). Janelle Monáe. Food. Memes. ADHD and ✨beyond✨. Very Black. Somewhat crafty (I make stuff). Two degrees, yet very unserious. A bunch of SpongeBob references in a trench coat. Every rule you know is made up btw.

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · Jan 3

this is where I'm posting from btw

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 20h

I've seen 5000 ribbons but it specifically says to rip it into a certain number of segments to get specific amounts 😭

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 1d

that's what I'm talking about 🥹 💚

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ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · 1d

Seeing Black people on the trails >>>

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 1d

I claimed $42

Cerebral Hussy 🧠💋 @heyyypuddin.bsky.social · 1d

Y’all ever check the state unclaimed funds website? 🤔

The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 2d

Thought I was just gonna run to the store and back but maybe I want me a lil biscuit or something 🤏🏿

The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 2d

Hello!! 😭 💯 Never left! We just meme'd our way through it and now they've either loosened up or folks found a way around it because people's parts have definitely started reappearing at night 🤣

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pisses me off when i see people on other platforms talk about "everyone" abandoning tumblr after the sex ban and what a big impact that had. THE WEAK LEFT THE STRONG SURVIVED. REAL TUMBLR USERS WILL NEVER STOP. they could make a new update where you can only post 3 words at a time and id still be on here like "hey guys whats"

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 3d

Bruh Drake lost. It's done. You still arguing different is a tragic moral failure on your part. Out rapped. Outsold. Out awarded. Dissed at the super bowl while his ex crip walked on stage. And lost in a court of law. Only thing left is for Kendrick to adopt Adonis and give a father to look up to.

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 2d

dnjdkddigsjhfcd not diatomaceous earth 💀💀💀

The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 2d

7 😭 kinda surprised

Kindra Cotton @kindracotton.com · 3d

Y'all haven't LIVED! 😏

GIVE YOURSELF T POINT FOR EACH THING YOU HAVEN'T DONE
1. Skipped school 11. Gone zip lining
2. Broken a bone 12. Been on TV
13. Been on a cruise
3. Fired a gun
14. Gotten a peircing
4. Done drugs
5. Been in a limo 15, Smoked
6. Gotten a tattoo 16. Met a celeb
7. Ridden a horse 17. Been skydiving
8. Sung karaoke 18. Hada1night stand
9. Gotten a ticket 19. Skinny dippec
10. Been arrested 20. Been drunk é

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 2d

WHOOP WHOOP 🥳

(and a MLITB to the fam 😊)

The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 2d

THIS SOUNDS LIKE WHAT YOU CLEAN FROM OLD GUTTERS OMG 😭💔

The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 2d

MARROW OF THE EARTH

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 2d

MARROW OF THE EARTH

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 2d

goats and mustard have me WHEEZING

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 2d

this is frying me 😭 same flavor as "have several seats" but make it medical

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 2d

!!! Like go see several doctors

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 2d

May 2023. Sucked to find out I'd been trusting a snake but it is what it is.

Snack Queen @auntiebaecc.blacksky.app · 2d

When was the last time you ended a friendship or someone ended a friendship with you?

The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 2d

least serious species in the galaxy

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Georgina Kiersten @ingloriousgigi.bsky.social · 2d

I don't want to see any Christmas content until next month.

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 2d

Once upon a time on the bird she replied directly to someone using an edited image asking them to please take it down because it was disrespectful... dude ego was hurt for getting called out so instead of apologizing he got defensive 🤦🏿 and tried to tell HER she was overreacting 😵‍💫 make it make sense

Jack Tripper @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 2d

And now Bernice King is having to tell people to stop making videos of her father

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 2d

just gonna keep this going lol

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 2d

I gotta say they were 100% exactly as described 🤔 I agree on the tenderness and jerky vibes. Was good with the bbq sauce and I wonder how they'd taste with arby sauce. I could see myself getting them again

The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 3d

I'm trusting snack daddy on this one