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🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘

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🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · Aug 25

NNNNnnnnAAAtionwiiiiiide is eeooOoonnn yo sIIIIiiIiIIIIiIiiiide

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🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1m

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 3m

SPECIFICALLY

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 9m

Because where did I say anything about deodorant? Or that I gaf whether Tom Ford wears it?

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 11m

*underlines my previous question*

Tazz (YKNiece fan account) @tazz.bsky.social · 1h

Deodorant is a western thing. I lived in Asia where it’s rarely worn. People smell fine. Shit, Tom Ford doesn’t even wear it

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1h

This being a Colin Hanks project is already giving me wholesomeness overload 🥹

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🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1h

Bet on THAT

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1h

I’ve been pissed for almost 12 hours straight. Stankin ass

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1h

… did you read her description of the mustiness?

Tazz (YKNiece fan account) @tazz.bsky.social · 1h

Idk man, some people smell good musty.

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 9h

Y’all. Y’ALL…

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🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 1h

Philly-born Eagles fan and Waffle House employee are taking it before the rest even suit up for combat

Blackniss Everdeen @the-green-queen.bsky.social · 8h

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🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 7h

🎯

SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 7h

They both go together usually brunch follows with making bad decisions 😭

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 8h

1. Be honest — are you more of a “let’s make bad decisions” or “let’s make brunch” kind of person?

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 7h

“You’re being catfished because the woman in these photos is not on any dating apps”

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 7h

3. What would your dating profile warning label say?

Uncle pablo from Miami @pablostjohn.bsky.social · 8h

2. What’s your most toxic trait… that you secretly love?

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 7h

Looooooooooool

AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10h

sherman, for the love of god!

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🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 7h

That’s what I said lmao. Like ok mamas, Idgaf if you don’t want to wear perfume. Then I got to the second half 🙂‍↔️

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 8h

😫

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 8h

Funk started wafting through her clothes and sis said “omg tribe 😍”

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 8h

😭😭😭

bastylefilegirl @bastylefilegirl.bsky.social · 8h

“Muddy wet marrow of the earth”

AS IN A SMELL?!?

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 8h

💀

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 8h

The gag is the stink probably isn’t collective. She’s probably just smelling herself.

Last Name Penman @percivalpenman.bsky.social · 8h

“I’m obsessed with this collective stink”

I would DIE. White nostrils are different man.

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 9h

Y’all. Y’ALL…

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🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 8h

Landfill lasagna

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 8h

OZONE

SWIIRL @thatonegirlkendra.blacksky.app · 8h

Nahhhhhhh that last one is insane!! Onion, goat?!!!!

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 8h

And a detox because all those smells shouldn’t be coming out of your pores like that

Ginnette Powell @caffeinehusky.bsky.social · 8h

And use some antiperspirant

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🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 8h

SMOKED

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 8h

When OZONE entered the chat… I actually need her jailed.

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 8h

Third pic is the crime scene 🤢

Oh hey Chels! @chelsisright.bsky.social · 8h

I missed the 3rd pic. Omg

🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 9h

The excerpts contain the answer. The ISSUE is sis is going through a bad breakup and making it everyone’s problem

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🫘👻 A Spooky Lil Bean 👻🫘 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 8h

No she needs to wash her ass

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