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Mcdonalds app saved my life. 2 mchickens a large fry and diet coke, 450.....
January 22, 2026 at 7:56 AM
gonna try arknights, it just released. if ubisoft released that assassins credd where you played as a slave killing slave owners, i wouldve bought it day one.
January 22, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 12:05 AM
man......ahead of its time.
January 21, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Good way to end up with dead ice agents
January 21, 2026 at 11:43 PM
This is how we ended up with drug resistant viruses and bacterial infections.
When you take medication and don't take all of it you leave invaders in the body that have experienced the drug and survived which in turn will replicate with resistances to the drug youve taken.
Was chatting with sib about our dad's reluctance to take the entire Z-pac (blister pack) when he had a flu/cold, so now I'm curious:

Guys, do y'all finish the entire blister pack or do you do the "ehh I'm halfway through and feel great, so I'll stop"? /gen
January 21, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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I love this lil metal head mofo
January 21, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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I’m Spartacus but for I Had An Affair With Kyrsten Sinema is an incredible bit
i am immediately torn as to whether this is a hilarious bit or Not Cool
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Every time there’s slightly irregular news from the White House.
January 21, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Me:
January 21, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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WE WON

RESKEET
That insane bus thread ended up on national news and "live skeeted" is the official term used
January 21, 2026 at 2:22 AM
It's official we call posts "skeets"
That insane bus thread ended up on national news and "live skeeted" is the official term used
January 21, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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This is the type of thing they should’ve been doing after they left Nick. We should be on “Kenan & Kel Go to Hell 3: The Kellmouth” variety.com/2026/tv/news...
Kenan Thompson, Kel Mitchell to Star in Horror Comedy ‘Kenan & Kel Meet Frankenstein’
Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell are teaming up once again for a horror comedy film that will pit the pair against Frankenstein.
variety.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:07 AM
they gettin out of pocket with these quests. My poor 3060 can barely handle this shit anymore.
Cutscene Animation: "The Experiment Begins" | Genshin Impact
#GenshinImpact #GenshinMoonInvitation

youtu.be/kv6UQMvHrBI

To break free from the shackles of fate, he seizes an ancient authority.
In a boundless field of experimentation, he aspires to verify all possibilities...
Cutscene Animation: "The Experiment Begins" | Genshin Impact #GenshinImpact #GenshinMoonInvitation
YouTube video by Genshin Impact
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Singer: But I have a life.

Announcer: Leave it!
Pokemon rap with all 718 pokemon!
YouTube video by Fiery Zohaib
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 4:28 AM
It's cool that shes like this but we have too many in power bought by foreign interests that will do their damnedest to keep ice on the payroll.
It's always been abolish ICE.

For the first time, more Americans support abolishing ICE than oppose it. But Republicans are proposing hundreds of millions in funding for this lawless agency.

I'll oppose this bill. We cannot give more money to an agency responsible for terrorizing our communities.
January 21, 2026 at 2:06 AM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov can't say something like this because their owners in Israel won't allow it.
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
January 20, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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NO
January 20, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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Columbina | On a Little Walk...
#GenshinMoonInvitation    #GenshinImpact    #Columbina   

Hello, Traveler~ Word is, Miss Columbina had a few curious encounters on her stroll. Let's see what happened!

See more details here: hoyo.link/AwpQTPDci
January 18, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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This thread is NUTS!
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 4:55 AM
The folks in my new apartment are bold. How tf you gonna light a spliff on the balcony when you live next to management?

20 paces from the door no less.
January 20, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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Both Twitter and Threads are over ran by bots ,shit at this point Ai accounts neither have a lot of real ppl. So you getting a “low number” of likes here is how many REAL ppl on average like your post on other platforms.
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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oven roasted lemon pepper wings with fries 😋
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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AYOOO !!
January 19, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Drinking horchata for the first time and i swear if it had a lil rum or whiskey in it it'd taste like eggnog
January 19, 2026 at 4:08 AM