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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 6h

Something else that died when the internet became a thing

Spontaneous human combustion. Just don't hear about it anymore.

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Fat Kid Deals @fatkiddeals.com · 9h

Green Frog Costume for $54.99!

Buy via Amazon —> fkd.sale?l=https://am...

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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 11h

She called, we spoke, she was interested. I said I wasn't interested, so she hung up on me.

thanks mom.

MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 13h

So anyway my mom gave her my number....

sigh

MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 13h

mom got mad at me cuse i aid id date a delivery driver.....

"That's not a real job, you need to talk to my friends daughter, shes a manager at some insurance company and got a house and her own car and no kids"

me: no thanks. she sounds boring.

MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 13h

Another New Incense today

"Angry Baby Momma"

9/10 smells like jasmine. no notes.

MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 15h

If SAITAMA became a Z fighter | Parody/Fan Animation (Full Version)

YouTube video by S.L.H Animation

youtu.be

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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 18h

- hol up-

the scent changed

it now smells like cherry....STRONG cherry

9/10

MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 18h

back in my teens, this was just a good weekend.

Kindra Cotton @kindracotton.com · 21h

Y'all haven't LIVED! 😏

GIVE YOURSELF T POINT FOR EACH THING YOU HAVEN'T DONE
1. Skipped school 11. Gone zip lining
2. Broken a bone 12. Been on TV
13. Been on a cruise
3. Fired a gun
14. Gotten a peircing
4. Done drugs
5. Been in a limo 15, Smoked
6. Gotten a tattoo 16. Met a celeb
7. Ridden a horse 17. Been skydiving
8. Sung karaoke 18. Hada1night stand
9. Gotten a ticket 19. Skinny dippec
10. Been arrested 20. Been drunk é

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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 18h

trump tomorrow

"see, she's a low iq crook so she couldnt have press charges against me fairly so i want my convictions reversed"

Think im bullshittin...

BNO News @bnonews.com · 18h

BREAKING: New York Attorney General Letitia James indicted on criminal bank fraud charge - Reuters

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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 18h

"lary"

MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 18h

New Incense today

"Hot & Wet Pussy"

Smells like....vanilla and cinnamon

8/10 knocked off a point because of the name...

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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 1d

This is conjecture. Maybe it’s true, but there’s no evidence that Wells Fargo requested the raid.

Greylace @greylace.bsky.social · 2d

The recent ICE raid which emptied an entire apartment building was apparently at the request of Wells Fargo, which is trying to foreclose on the building.

flipinidaho @flipinidaho.bsky.social · 2d

southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...

The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.

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MC Squared @mcsquared.bsky.social · 1d

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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 1d

Was this the one where there was a dude livin in the walls with no tongue?

Jason E. Dunlap, Valeyard @redeyedjedi.bsky.social · 1d

What horror movie, besides Bambi, really messed you up as a child?

For me,

The People Under the Stairs

a young boy in a red and gray striped shirt

ALT: a young boy in a red and gray striped shirt

media.tenor.com

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Spooky beige 🧌 @rellmidnight.bsky.social · 1d

Niggas after eating a 8 piece crocodile bootyhole steak nugget from Arby’s

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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 1d

Teen Titans Go doing an episode on the gig economy was not something I had on my bingo card...

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 1d

They even had a mild social Democrat. run for the DNC presidential ticket and did every borderline illegal thing to kill his campaign. Twice. And now they see fascism taking over America and sit around with their thumb up their ass and whine that a social Democrat is gonna be NYC mayor.

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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 1d

x.com/RepSwalwell/...

x.com

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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 1d

x.com/RepSwalwell/...

Rep. Eric Swalwell on X: "It’s coming to an end guys. I’ve spoken to a lot of House Republicans this week and they’ve confided that Trump’s movement/support is fading. As one told me, “this Epstein bomb is about to drop and no want wants to defend a pedo-protector. It’s just a matter of time.”" / X

It’s coming to an end guys. I’ve spoken to a lot of House Republicans this week and they’ve confided that Trump’s movement/support is fading. As one told me, “this Epstein bomb is about to drop and no want wants to defend a pedo-protector. It’s just a matter of time.”

x.com

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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 1d

Well, my complaints about how we should be shunning these nutjobs is happening so I guess I'll shut the fuck up about it now.

Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 1d

Kristi Noem is complaining that ICE and Border Patrol agents have it really tough in Chicago because the restaurants won't let them use their bathrooms or serve them food.

But I thought Republicans loved free market capitalism? 😅

Don't mess with Chicago! ❤️✊🏽

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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 1d

There's people on this site I've known for 20 years. We have not met in person but when i lost my apartment they were the first ones to offer help. I dont think ill ever be able to pay them back for the kindness theyve shown me. Even after ive become more erratic over the years.

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 2d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking of going out to find cool sticks and then sell them on etsy or some shit....

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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 1d

To the person who had the bright idea to put cookies in the same cooler as the drinks, i hope you stub your toe on a toothpick.

MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 1d

Asked that fucker for a physical 5 fucking times