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The Walking Punchline™️
@jaisonatalives.bsky.social
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35+. Anime. Games (Switch/PS). Janelle Monáe. Food. Memes. ADHD and ✨beyond✨. Very Black. Somewhat crafty (I make stuff). Two degrees, yet very unserious. A bunch of SpongeBob references in a trench coat. Every rule you know is made up btw.
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · Jan 3
this is where I'm posting from btw
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 13h
I won't stop you! I'm still heading to Arby's after though 😂
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Spooky beige 🧌 @rellmidnight.bsky.social · 13h
Yall I will literally pull up on you & grill some steak, please don’t eat no Arby’s steak nuggets.
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 13h
his are top tier 😆
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 13h
I'm trusting snack daddy on this one
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 14h
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 14h
I know what I'm getting tomorrow
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Spooky beige 🧌 @rellmidnight.bsky.social · 16h
Mfs selling Komodo dragon tail
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 14h
Started Tougen Anki and I'm here for it
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 14h
blehhh I tried to like em but they just tasted like burnt crackers 😭 it didn't taste like good burnt cheese you'd find on baked mac or something
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 16h
I gotchu lol the drone will be on the way 🤣
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 16h
You mean burnt?? That's what you mean??? BURNT?!??? Because this shit is BURNT. It does NOT taste good.

They burnt a whole batch and needed a quick fix to avoid tossing em 😂
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 16h
Trust it will be soon 😂
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 16h
I'm speaking on past orders lol I ended up making spaghetti 😆 didn't feel like leaving home
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 16h
eating spaghetti in my white onesie so I can feel something
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 16h
they ARE 🤩
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 18h
searched it up out of curiosity and the reviews have my back 😂
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 18h
think I want that chinese spot with them fat ass egg rolls 🤤
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 21h
Leicester
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21h
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 22h
The only wrong assumption I halfway accepted was how many people thought he was a pug before he grew into his big ass forehead
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 22h
They don't know what that word means, because it doesn't even apply to 92% of the people they attempt to use it on

That aside, it's pretty annoying when they're trying to be insulting. Like go find a hobby and appreciate being alive.
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Phat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 1d
Y’all don’t like kids clocking us being old???
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 22h
Can't say I see it. It's just too different of a flavor of squish face 🙂‍↔️ entirely different shape
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 23h
dwights want him to be a brussels griffon SO bad 💀 every time I post him elsewhere they declare it with their chest just for me to be like WRONG!! ❌ 😂 dassa MUTT

"omg you have a brussels!"

"I LOVE brussels!"

"this is my gf's fav breed!" (I replied and asked if "cryptid" was her favorite 🤭)
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 23h
the equivalent of letting somebody run their moldy feet in your food 😖 yall sucking the toes of ol dude with his foot in the greens
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Last Of The Elder Gods @4meshewill.bsky.social · 23h
Bleu Cheese is superior to ranch.
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 23h
Oh I done wandered away from safety 😨 folks hyping up blue cheese over ranch...
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 23h
Oh I done wandered away from safety 😨 folks hyping up blue cheese over ranch...
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 23h
Mhm exactly 😂
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 23h
and his face says clear as day "oh this shit is RIPE! maybe she won't notice... just play it cool"
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 23h
don't take up for that stinky butt mutt 🙂‍↔️
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