Yell In a War
@jelenawoehr.bsky.social
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Writer (Disney, Spotify, that one West Wing spec thread you remember from Twitter) | Endurance Rider | Amateur Unfuckologist | Bug Simp | your real dad | mgmt @ Heroes and Villains 💜💙💗
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jelenawoehr.bsky.social
gonna make a little thread of threads of my threads on understanding/surviving the current sociopolitical moment so that people can just 📌 one thing if they want a place to reread all of these

(I’ve been told they’re useful, scroll past with no ill will if not to you!)
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
notice how hard the stuntman had to THROW himself off the horse to act like he can’t stick this 🫣😭
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
I like me a silly 911 show but did the rodeo consultant bless a team roping champion bailing off a casual hi ho Trigger rear? man would be clowned for the rest of his days
Screen grab from 911 NASHVILLE showing a cowboy yeeting himself off a rearing horse in extremely un-cowboy manner
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rebeccasear.bsky.social
“More than half of the work done by women in the period between the 16th and 18th centuries took place outside of the home, and around half of all housework and three-quarters of care work was conducted professionally for other households” [England]

phys.org/news/2025-10...
A woman's place was not in the home: Challenging the assumptions about women's work in early modern history
New research has revealed that women played a fundamental role in the development of England's national economy before 1700.
phys.org
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mbrobergmoffitt.bsky.social
When I was homeless in 2019, the Salvation Army shelter refused to give me a bed (even though they were available), because I was on immunosuppressant meds and they didn’t want to be responsible or liable if I got more sick or died on premises. They’d rather I die on the street.
unraveledpress.com
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
the key is the money goes somewhere I never again look at the balance, I don’t touch it, I don’t even choose grant recipients (just general areas to fund) I pay subject matter experts to do that for me to protect my own cognitive health. utilizing enormous power is lethal brain poison
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
however I upgrade my OWN lifestyle only minimally enough I can get away with pretending I just received a modest inheritance, I would rather die than be KNOWN as a maximally-wealthy person, I just secretly function as an alt-government funding the arts and cancer research while the actual govt isn’t
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
but assuming this is a well-regulated genie whose actions will not substantially devalue the U.S. dollar, I will have the genie secretly deliver the maximum available wealth directly to my financial advisor who will park it somewhere hidden where the capital gains sustain my chosen causes forever
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
depends on what regulatory safeguards this genie has to protect against destabilizing currency markets and whether or not genie privacy legislation protects my identity as the recipient of genie-induced wealth
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
anyway, this is the first time I’ve felt that sense of “I am being corrected in exactly the way anyone else in this gym would be corrected, and held to the same level of expectations” since my beloved coach had to stop teaching for a bit 😭 so looks like I’m gonna take the champ’s class now
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
😆 I mean, I don’t think any Trump story starts with Trump in the gym hitting the heavy bag
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
He actually does spar with students, including women, and at his level of experience he is quite adept at controlling his body so he is one of the safer sparring partners a person can have! I’ve been hit harder by beginner women than he’d ever hit me without meaning to. But I only had my bag gloves.
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
(also eating loads of saturated animal fat all the time is probably not the ideal dietary choice but consuming at least a modest amount of saturated fat is hormonally regulating for those who ovulate, and supports testosterone production for those whose primary natural sex hormone is testosterone)
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
i get a little naughty thrill out of saying to groups of diet-pilled women “I’m looking for a fatty piece, I’m trying to build muscle”

the way older Gen-Xers from the fat free ice cream era panic

(women use more fat than men when strength training: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC... )
Nutritional aspects of women strength athletes
Strength training elicits sports related and health benefits for both men and women. Although sexual dimorphism is observed in exercise metabolism, there is little information outlining the specific n...
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
that’s nothing, wait til you hear what the US is marked for
dieworkwear.bsky.social
About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages
Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
1) a former World Champion boxer walked up to me in the gym today and helped me fix something about my form that’s been bothering me for close to a YEAR

2) I proceeded to use the extra hour I spent on the heavy bag getting that fix into muscle memory as an excuse to eat what felt like most of a cow
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thetnholler.bsky.social
“These poor women.”

Marge making even more sense with Tim Dillon on Congress failing to address the cost of living/health care prices… and the truth about what’s really in the Epstein files. #TrumpEpsteinCoverup

Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DPsYFQ-...
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
mfw every morning when I open the news
Garter snake held by human appears dismayed but also somehow in disbelief
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slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social
GenAI truly was the worst technology to come along at this moment.

An energy and water guzzler when we most urgently need to take climate action.

A disinformation machine as our journalism fails.

A bias machine as fascism takes root.

A job killer in a cost of living crisis.
thevoidencore.bsky.social
The "cognitive decline and brain damage from repeat COVID infections" and "easy to use robot that makes slop and melts your critical thinking skills" is a hell of a combo in a post-fact media ecosystem
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
the deep sniffs too, he’s snuffed dogs like that but most of them don’t enjoy it as much as this pup does!!
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faineg.bsky.social
You know how there’s been this big push towards encouraging older people to do puzzles, cognitive games, and to learn new things to keep them from succumbing to dementia?

Wonder where that’s gonna go with the rise of “outsource your cognitive functions to AI, it’ll be convenient” culture
steveisdamages.bsky.social
Cognition is like strength. Use is required to not just gain, but maintain. The more thinking and cognitive work we offload, the duller we become as a result.

It's like deciding you'll use a mobility scooter without need and then figuring out a year later that you can no longer walk.
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
i win an egg bagel which will probably improve my life more than holding public office
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
intactivism but for the Bill of Rights
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norbizness.bsky.social
My friends and I did absurdist protests at the 1992 RNC (the Pat Buchanan one) at the Astrodome, not with costumes (too damn hot) but with signs accusing Bush of not remembering the Alamo and not standing up to the International Zinc Cartel. Here we are with some mounted police.
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faineg.bsky.social
it’s said all the time but I think we should continue to hammer home how insane it is that we got dead-eyed bros trying to sell us robots that will free us from the supposedly cruel burden of “creative careers” instead of the actual cruel burden of “doing menial household chores”
sethdmichaels.bsky.social
AI HUCKSTER: "i built you a machine that reads books for you."

ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"