Jess B
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Jess B
@jemma2485.bsky.social
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Artist, nature-lover, AFSCME member, classic movie fanatic 🎞️ 🧵 Instagram.com/jmbstitchery 🪡
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I don't know what the goon industry pays but it can't be enough to deal with this every day. What a miserable existence to choose for yourself
Here's a short video of an Edison Park man confronting border patrol. You can hear others in the background. #chicago
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All they want is some candy, probably
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Did Bari Weiss proofread this?
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this isn't retail politics, this is high art
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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
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We loved all of your puns! Here are some standouts:

🎃 We're all gourdians of democracy - @laresidenttourist.bsky.social

👻 All the boos that’s fit to print - @cindiepalcru.bsky.social

🪦 This Halloween, the lede isn't the the only thing getting buried - @zoesamuel.bsky.social
A treat just for Bluesky: Comment your best Halloween-themed journalism puns below, and we’ll share our favorites on Friday 🎃
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⚡️Ukrainian troops rescued a camel left behind by retreating Russian forces after overrunning their position.

Moscow’s troops had been using pack animals to haul ammunition under drone fire.
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Video taken by Jay Shefsky at 12:20 p.m. after the crash happened, Oakton Street/Asbury Avenue in Evanston, IL
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just an unfathomably bleak, empty life on display here
JD Vance says he’s raising his kids Christian and hopes his wife, Usha, comes around to the faith

“I honestly do wish that. I believe in the Christian gospel, and I hope eventually, my wife comes to see it the same way."
I want people to be healthy and to live longer. I also don’t see curbing hunger as something that should be deliberated on when that hunger is ongoing even before this. Families can make the best choices for themselves at the pantries, they don’t need to be food shamed while being denied help.
Maybe so, and whole grain pasta is a better option, but at the end of the day, food is better than no food. By all means, folks donating to pantries should try to find healthier stuff when possible, but we want them fed.
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They don't make underwear catalogues like they used to.
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The best way for married people from different cultural backgrounds to navigate complicated relationship issues is IN PUBLIC, very PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY, with maximum CREEPY SOCIOPATH vibes. Tell complete strangers that your beloved is ON HER FUCKING OWN, no skin off your nose.
Vance: Do I hope eventually that she is somehow moved in by church. Yeah, I honestly, I do wish that because I believe in the Christian gospel. I hope eventually my wife comes to see it the same way. If she does not, then god says everybody has free will and so that does not cause a problem for me
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CNN confirms that multiple sources suggest Graham Platner knew his tattoo was a Nazi symbol years prior to launching his campaign — and is now blatantly lying about it.

www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
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People jump onto any chance of a rugged white guy they see as sufficiently blue collar (his grandfather designed Windows on the World) because they want to prove that there’s a dormant white progressive wing that would vote Democrat save for “identity politics.”
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bluesky continuing to cook yall for ambivalence over a nazi tattoo has made me feel good about social media like never before
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The Jewish right discovering in real time that the Trumpist right, and the open bigotries it has unleashed upon the US body politic, is not in fact going to spare Jews, is quite a trip.
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The print version of @theonion.com is worth every dime.
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Not a word from the ADL’s Jonathan Greenblatt on Tucker hosting Fuentes. Amazing.

I just checked his Twitter feed and plenty on Mamdani and even Norway (!) but not a word about a top conservative podcaster hosting an infamous Holocaust denier.

Greenblatt is beyond parody at this point.