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Jess B

@jemma2485.bsky.social

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Artist, nature-lover, AFSCME member, classic movie fanatic 🎞️ 🧵 Instagram.com/jmbstitchery 🪡

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Jess B @jemma2485.bsky.social · Jan 31

I feel like I may need to watch this everyday for 4 years.

Charlie Chaplin - Final Speech from The Great Dictator

YouTube video by Charlie Chaplin

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 2h

I don't know what the goon industry pays but it can't be enough to deal with this every day. What a miserable existence to choose for yourself

Peter Nickeas 🎃 @peternickeas.bsky.social · 5h

Here's a short video of an Edison Park man confronting border patrol. You can hear others in the background. #chicago

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 1h

All they want is some candy, probably

More creepy old timey Halloween kids. Lots more!!

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Jon Wiener @jonwiener.bsky.social · 1h

Happy Halloween!

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Jess B @jemma2485.bsky.social · 6m

Did Bari Weiss proofread this?

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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 1h

Guillotines

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'Happy Halloween!': DHS spokeswoman responds to report of immigration agents wearing horror masks in L.A.

The story by a local news site featured images posted to social media showing what the outlet says were agents in unmarked cars donning Chucky and Momo masks.

www.nbcnews.com

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Paul Cohen @paulecohen.bsky.social · 41m

this isn't retail politics, this is high art

starmanjr.bsky.social @starmanjr.bsky.social · 2h

Omg 😭

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11h

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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 2h

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · Aug 19

I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 4h

We loved all of your puns! Here are some standouts:

🎃 We're all gourdians of democracy - @laresidenttourist.bsky.social

👻 All the boos that’s fit to print - @cindiepalcru.bsky.social

🪦 This Halloween, the lede isn't the the only thing getting buried - @zoesamuel.bsky.social

ProPublica @propublica.org · 4d

A treat just for Bluesky: Comment your best Halloween-themed journalism puns below, and we’ll share our favorites on Friday 🎃

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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 3h

⚡️Ukrainian troops rescued a camel left behind by retreating Russian forces after overrunning their position.

Moscow’s troops had been using pack animals to haul ammunition under drone fire.

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Alex Harrison @alexhairysun.bsky.social · 6h

Video taken by Jay Shefsky at 12:20 p.m. after the crash happened, Oakton Street/Asbury Avenue in Evanston, IL

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 23h

This is fucking amazing

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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 20h

just an unfathomably bleak, empty life on display here

Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 1d

JD Vance says he’s raising his kids Christian and hopes his wife, Usha, comes around to the faith

“I honestly do wish that. I believe in the Christian gospel, and I hope eventually, my wife comes to see it the same way."

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Jess B @jemma2485.bsky.social · 13h

I want people to be healthy and to live longer. I also don’t see curbing hunger as something that should be deliberated on when that hunger is ongoing even before this. Families can make the best choices for themselves at the pantries, they don’t need to be food shamed while being denied help.

Jess B @jemma2485.bsky.social · 13h

Maybe so, and whole grain pasta is a better option, but at the end of the day, food is better than no food. By all means, folks donating to pantries should try to find healthier stuff when possible, but we want them fed.

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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 3d

They don't make underwear catalogues like they used to.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 21h

The best way for married people from different cultural backgrounds to navigate complicated relationship issues is IN PUBLIC, very PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY, with maximum CREEPY SOCIOPATH vibes. Tell complete strangers that your beloved is ON HER FUCKING OWN, no skin off your nose.

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 2d

Vance: Do I hope eventually that she is somehow moved in by church. Yeah, I honestly, I do wish that because I believe in the Christian gospel. I hope eventually my wife comes to see it the same way. If she does not, then god says everybody has free will and so that does not cause a problem for me

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Kaivan Shroff @kaivanshroff.bsky.social · 7d

CNN confirms that multiple sources suggest Graham Platner knew his tattoo was a Nazi symbol years prior to launching his campaign — and is now blatantly lying about it.

www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...

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sjoyner1965.bsky.social @sjoyner1965.bsky.social · 7d

People jump onto any chance of a rugged white guy they see as sufficiently blue collar (his grandfather designed Windows on the World) because they want to prove that there’s a dormant white progressive wing that would vote Democrat save for “identity politics.”

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panchovillian.bsky.social @panchovillian.bsky.social · 1d

bluesky continuing to cook yall for ambivalence over a nazi tattoo has made me feel good about social media like never before

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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 1d

The Jewish right discovering in real time that the Trumpist right, and the open bigotries it has unleashed upon the US body politic, is not in fact going to spare Jews, is quite a trip.

Tweet from John Podhoretz reading: "My mother was a Heritage board member for 40 years. You have befouled her, you rancid wretch of an amoeba."
quoting Kevin Roberts, president of the Heritage Foundation, tweeting: "There has been speculation that
@Heritage
is distancing itself from
@TuckerCarlson
over the past 24 hours.

I want to put that to rest right now—here are my thoughts:"

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 1d

The print version of @theonion.com is worth every dime.

Stephen Miller Reminds
Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 23h

Not a word from the ADL’s Jonathan Greenblatt on Tucker hosting Fuentes. Amazing.

I just checked his Twitter feed and plenty on Mamdani and even Norway (!) but not a word about a top conservative podcaster hosting an infamous Holocaust denier.

Greenblatt is beyond parody at this point.

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