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FloOoOozies 👻

FloOoOozies 👻

@jfloozie.xyz

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Let's laugh together or cry. Trying to be kind, generous, and compassionate. Just Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:umc6fov3mi46sjskx35qirwn/feed/aaaetdxpqz32i PFP ART BY @geraldinepiche.bsky.social

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FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · Feb 20

I am new to social media. I am learning all the social norms here and I do make mistakes. I am not here for debates. I am not here to make anyone feel bad. To my horror I have found myself being a reply guy. If I am not make you laugh or feel good then I have likely made a mistake.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 6h

🐝

bumblebee on a red and yellow indian blanket flower

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 2h

it's windy out, enjoy🖤

red admiral butterfly on a pink zinnia

FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 2h

When I'm in a hurry I won't scramble before putting the eggs in the pan. As I was scrambling them I wondered if I could have just one yoke stay whole until the others were scrambled and cooked. I was able not to break the yoke. In the end I was able to have a runny yoke on scrambled eggs.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 3h

in the sauce🐝💛

bumblebee collecting pollen on a pink zinnia

bumblebee on a pink zinnia collecting pollen

FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 3h

My native bee house

A small wooden structure with different sized tubes and compartments that native bees can use to lay eggs

FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 3h

Look deep into my eyes

An eastern carpenter bee on purple salvia

FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 3h

I'm going to sneeze

A common eastern bumble bee on an orange Mexican sunflower

FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 4h

I wonder if this guy did it:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_...

Gerald Blanchard - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 4h

Was this Burl?

FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 4h

This is the coolest crystal I ever found. I found it in a pile of fist sized granite at a construction site when I was 10y.

A triangular hunk of prehnite about 2 inches on each side. It's a pale green. There is granite on the underside.

FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 6h

Is this anything

A plate with two pieces of buttered toast and scrambled eggs with an sunny side up yoke in the middle(without the white)

FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 7h

True crime shows document the incentives. It's really true of any spouse, men do it far more than women.

FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 7h

I knew it!

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Blerrspookster 🙀 @blerrycat1.bsky.social · 7h

First date
Date: I think cat people are psychopaths
Me: slowly pushes date's coffee off table

FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 7h

Everything about me is suspicious
There's plenty of room for another suspicious character

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 7h

maybe she's born with it maybe its ketamine

FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 7h

Waiting sucks

FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 7h

Okay

Ping Pong the tuxedo cat rubbing her cheek on my leg and Thomas Edison the Maltipoo in the background sunning on an ottoman

FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 8h

🧡🧡🧡

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 14h

My conversation with the hot bot holding puppies is going really well. He cares about my bowel health. What should I say next?

RAINBOWS.
Daniel
@danielmarsh@mastodon.social
@TwoSense how are you doing?
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BooSlice
@TwoSense
@danielmarsh I'm gassy
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Daniel
@danielmarsh@mastodon.social
@TwoSense oh, sorry about that...I hope you've improved in your health today, right?
Oct 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM

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Blerrspookster 🙀 @blerrycat1.bsky.social · 10h

I'm here ya fuckaas!

White House being demolished

FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 9h

🧡🧡🧡

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 21h

Thwordfish

Fish that looks like a thong

FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 20h

I'm glad you screenshot that

FloOoOozies 👻 @jfloozie.xyz · 20h

I would share 🧡