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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse @jrbolt.bsky.social · 12h

Log Lady [calmly stroking log]: One day the sadness will end.

Log Lady [spinning donuts on your lawn in a Camaro]: But not today bitch

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Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 13h

Just noticed that Tubi has 'Possum' up for watch! One of the finest horror films I've ever seen. Highly recommend you see it.

Tubi is free, with ads. Though ad blockers seem to work on that... or so I hear!

Possum (2018)

A disgraced puppeteer returns to his childhood home to destroy a horrifying puppet, confront his stepfather, and escape the horrors of his past.

tubitv.com

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Lee Burton - Author | Editor @leeburton.bsky.social · 13h

Marketing is hard. #Book marketing is super hard. Getting reviews for those books is harder still. Here we have a #collection of #SFF books that seem to largely fall between the cracks of easily defined genres, deserving of some attention.

Maybe check 'em out.

itch.io/b/3305/under...

#sale 🧡🚀📚

Graphic for the "underrated book bundle" on Itch, depicting a number of books surrounding the text graphic. The text reads: "Bringing attention to the best books you've never heard of."

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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 1d

It's spooky season which means we have a new cosmic horror novel! This is like if Barb Wire was dropped into a Lovecraftian story, set in Kingsport after the apocalypse. If you like Fallout, Cyberpunk, or Lovecraft, with more sex? This is for you.

jmkeep.com/project/king...

#horrorsky #newrelease

The cover for Kingsport Knockout by J.M. Keep. Features a 3d female model with dark hair that blows majestically behind her as she stares off with a defiant but neutral expression. She's wearing a tanktop and ripped jeans, and has some jewels shimmering on her body. Behind her is a ruins on fire with strange runic symbols glowing in the air.

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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 14h

Liz Taylor is the best character in American Horror Story Hotel. I love her. I love her gender affirming scene with the Countess and with Tristan. #horror

a woman with red nails is standing next to another woman with a bald head

Alt: Lady Gaga as The Countess stands behind Liz Taylor after doing her makeup in Hotel.

media.tenor.com

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Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 15h

Yeah but with what CBS paid for Weiss's services that breaks down to a mere million dollars per click!

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 17h

Update: Bari Weiss’s first pitch at CBS — a roundtable with Antony Blinken, Mike Pompeo, and Hillary Clinton that ended up being a virtual interview with Clinton & Condoleezza Rice — has about 150 viewers on YouTube.

Added with the 24/7 CBS stream, it’s just over 1200 viewers.

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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 19h

Forgot that I'm not allowed watching free youtube videos if my paid youtube music account is being used. Now I gotta do the workaround of... watching it in an incognito browser as a logged out user.

A youtube video screen stating Playback is paused because my account is being used in another location.

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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 19h

hahha.

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Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 19h

They awarded a Nobel Peace prize to a genocide supporting Trump toady, who cheers on the indiscriminate murder of her own people. Man, the Nobel has fallen so far. Obama once won the peace prize!

And he didn't need anyone's help commiting war crimes! He ordered them the moment he took office!

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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 19h

You have one 18 year old virgin (f), one ex-cheerleader (f), one sex freak (f), one hot jock (m), one gay guy (m) and a 45 year old accountant, married with two children.

And then you have mold, malnutrition, poison, and sex settlers of Catan.

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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 20h

If you haven't seen The Onion's Sex House, you really should. To call it a parody of reality TV is to sell it so short, because it is straight up a horror.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0App...

Sex House - Meet The Nymphos - Ep. 1

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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❛ 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂⁠. ✿ @dailyrunway.bsky.social · 22h

BELIK Couture 2026 #fashionsky

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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 20h

We should not be accepting America bombing people fishing jesus christ. The bar is so low.

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Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 20h

Canada should not be helping the US in the Caribbean. Lest we forget, the US also threatened our sovereignty, and falsely accused us of being a narco state.

Let's try and show a tiny sliver of self preservation, shall we?

Why U.S. strikes on suspected drug boats have Canada ‘between a rock and a hard place’ | CBC News

Canada’s Department of National Defence says it will continue a longstanding operation with the U.S. Coast Guard to capture drug smugglers in the Caribbean, despite a string of deadly U.S. airstrikes ...

www.cbc.ca

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Catfisher of Men @mormonpartyboat.bsky.social · 23h

a tweet from newly minted nobel price winner maria corina machado (@MariaCorinaYA) that says: "This recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is a boost to conclude our task: to conquer Freedom.

We are on the threshold of victory and today, more than ever, we count on President Trump, the people of the United States, the peoples of Latin America, and the democratic nations of the world as our principal allies to achieve Freedom and democracy.

I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!"

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23h

oops

Text from news report:

“Tensions between Venezuela and America soared following the attack, but Machado insisted to The Sunday Times that Trump was right to bomb the boat.
"I totally support his strategy," Machado said.
"And I've said on behalf of the Venezuelan people that we are very grateful. I think it is the right thing to do. It's courageous. It's visionary."”

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Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 22h

Guys obsessed with virgins literally have the most intense "small dick energy" imaginable.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.

Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile today at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.

Only at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.

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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 1d

I hope it leads somewhere positive. In my experience, therapy makes things worse before they get better. Take a lot of time for yourself after.

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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 1d

fiction is a safe space to think of unsafe things

if you feel it's messing you up, step away. don't assume it's messing everyone up and you need to eradicate it because you caught a case of the feel-bads from something. go sit with that and think about why instead of pissing in everyone else's cheerios.

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Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 1d

So not a car guy... but I could be: if this were the car I had.

Phantom Corsair, designed by Rust Heinz (1938)

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Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 1d

“It’s not worth getting in touch with my people... I’ll pass on an illness to them,” he said. “I am no longer that person from the forest.”

From an isolated Amazonian tribe, he saw half his family die from disease upon contact with us. Separated from siblings he was enslaved as a boy. Civilization.

Uncontacted Amazon people should be left alone, survivor says, describing leaving ailing father to die over grave

Atxu Marima survived the flu that killed his family after a jaguar attack drove them from their Indigenous group in the Amazon -- but he cannot return for fear of endangering his people.

www.ctvnews.ca

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bendwalsh.bsky.social @bendwalsh.bsky.social · 1d

wtaf are you talking about

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He Hates These Cans @hehatesthesecans.bsky.social · 1d

where do people like this think creativity happens? it happens IN the transitions, it happens in navigating through all the difficult bits; the pleasure of creating is inextricable from the difficulty, it's all one cloth. you deliberately conflate that with rote productivity then you have no soul

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 2d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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