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Deadly Hunkerbunker

@joaquindead.bsky.social

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Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, unofficially spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 11d

With a knick-knack, paddywhack, eat a bag of dicks
Let’s snort coke with Stevie Nicks

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 3h

My daughter’s cat, Misty Minnow.

A gray tabby on a cushion with her back legs up by her head and her front legs down on either side. Kind of hard to describe.

Same cat, same pose, closer up, smiley expression.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 3h

look what I’m whippin now

ICE fuckbois on a rooftop at night, with cool kids in animal costumes on the street below

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Blackavar @blackavar-inle.bsky.social · 5h

theatre kids [affectionate]

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 8h

To Be or Not to Be (Lubitsch, 1942)

TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social
LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
October 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM © Replies disabled

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Dani🖖There may be a frog in your bass guitar @thatpandayouknow.bsky.social · 5h

*writes a porno where to save the world the president has to go down on an extraterrestrial alien, discovers something important about himself, and calms the fuck down about his pent up fears about being found out, buys everyone a suggestive hotdog and goes to bed*

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 4h

And now, too many pictures of my cat, Cricket Raisin Bean Goose Chor Bolo Lor (Vol. 2)

A beautiful black cat mid-lick, with a foot and her tail extended below the elevated cardboard box in which she sits.

A beautiful black cat being gently booped on the nose of her raised face by a White hand, with a foot and her tail extended below the elevated cardboard box in which she sits.

A beautiful black cat with her head raised toward the camera, with a foot and her tail extended below the elevated cardboard box in which she sits.

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 4h

And now, too many pictures of my cat, Cricket Raisin Bean Goose Chor Bolo Lor (Vol. 1)

A beautiful black cat looking up and to the left.

A beautiful black cat looking at the camera.

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 4h

The GOP is now 100% grifters + rubes.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 9h

Imagine that

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 4h

They also won’t do their jobs remotely.

Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @alcappuccinoit.bsky.social · 9h

The same people who said that remote work wasn’t really work won’t show up to do their jobs.

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Nyx The Bat @nyxthebat.vtubers.social · 14h

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 4h

That is a fantastic idea. I’m going to try it!

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 4h

Gee whiz, thanks, we had no idea

𓉸 Rogue Print Co. 𓉸 @rogueprintco.bsky.social · 15h

Just a little helpful outside perspective if you want it… America looks absolutely fucked, mate.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 4h

Posited: “Buckingham Green” is the best Ween song.

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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 23h

Peter Thiel looks like a weirdo in an 80s movie who has two minutes before the devil claims his soul.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · Jan 4

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Yeah, that works.

Five illustrations of bees, one of whom is carrying away a melancholy White lady in a flowing dress. She is saying “take me to bee town, Thomas.” Other text includes: Humans have failed / I serve the bees now / It is we who have done the bumbling.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

You piss off John Steinbeck, this is what you get

horrorposterguy1.bsky.social @horrorposterguy1.bsky.social · 1d

Grapes of Death. 1978. Local wine turns French folk to fiends. Jean Rollin waives his ethereal style for a gorgeously rustic tale of vinophile violence. Delicious.
#horrorcommunity #horrorfamily #film #horrormovie #horrorfilm #horroraddict #classichorror #horrorfan #jeanrollin #mutantfam #horrorfam

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

So you met your…

Auterloo?

I’ll see myself out.

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

Cartoon: two women are in a museum looking at paintings. One says, “It’s all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care.”

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · Feb 22

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

I do a thing in my theater arts class where everyone gets to choose a “drama name” if they want. Some do, some don’t; some stick with one drama name, some change it up. Either way, as soon as they let me know their preference I immediately and consistently refer to them by that name.

Kathleen Cottontail 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🖖🏻🐰 @kathleengmaz.bsky.social · 1d

It works for us old folks too! 😄

The background is a transgender flag.
"Using a child's chosen name and pronouns drastically improves their mental health."

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 6d

I wrote about why the regrettable conclusions of Ezra Klein pissed me off so badly in the last couple weeks.

On moral cowardice in an era that calls for clarity, and a popular political instinct to try to solve divisions of abuse by ignoring causes. www.the-reframe.com/eventually-y...

Eventually You're Going to Have to Stand for Something

On accepting the fascist offer and being better than Ezra.

www.the-reframe.com

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think for me it is so much "criticism" as "if you were a comic I still listened to before you went this thing, that's not what you are anymore, so long and thanks but no thanks."

There are plenty of other funny people out there to listen to.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I have been criticised for being part of the Riyadh comedy festival. This is why I did it | Omid Djalili

The headlines focus on money, but the gigs were great and I think there are different ways to achieve progress. Art, especially comedy, can be part of that, says stand-up comedian, Omid Djalili.

www.theguardian.com

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine someone in 1996 trying to parse that sentence.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

That prize has been a joke ever since they gave it to Kissinger. Dude was a notorious bogart

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

I’d call that more of a chef’s slap in the face/knee in the nuts combo