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I stand by my posts. My posts come from inside my head, and what’s inside my head was put there by god. And if god put it there, it must be good.
You guys have been posting a lot
It’s these same motherfuckers over and over again
Whatever happens this week I got nutritious 800 calorie dinners lined up tonight through Thursday and I’m proud of that
Meal prep Sunday brother let’s get it done. Eat or starve brother
This one for the ass-men, unveiling that Splendour 🎶
Enjoy your career trajectory brother
Lead is probably their main inactive ingredient
Number one assman in the game ryte now
Meal prep Sunday brother let’s get it done. Eat or starve brother
Is anyone even remotely surprised that Huel crap has lead in it
Nobody wears beanies anymore
Enjoy your Sunday, brother.
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
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Give the local assman the keys to the city
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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
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Enjoy your Saturday, brother.
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The booty is rocking everywhere, my liege