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Dr Johnny Milkshake
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Your friendly neighborhood Marxist. Exhausted Sabres fan. He/They, Appalachian. Luigi did nothing wrong. https://www.instagram.com/appalachian_outsider_art?igsh=eDFrNG9jbTFubXIy&utm_source=qr
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“When we get hungry we eat the same fucking food…the ramen noodle.”

Top 10 lyrical line in any song ever.
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man now i regret that *i* didnt steal anything from the louvre
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
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Disney is saddened at the passing of Vice President Dick Cheney, pictured below swallowing a live canary. The influential (derogatory) Wyomingite will be served to his wife and daughters, bones and all, following the weekly hunger games at their private Iraqi torture prison.
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They’re still pushing this line.
What Hillary is saying here is a conspiracy theory and not even a tame, silly one, but a whopper. A more balefully consequential and widespread one than e.g. Trump complaining that the media lied about his crowds being big.
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Police departments paid out $2.3 billion in settlements in one year.

We're not overspending feeding people. We're overspending beating people.
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For all the (lack of) coverage it's received, you could be forgiven for not knowing that Israel invaded Syria, occupied several hundred square miles, and is now deploying its West Bank tactics to cut Syrian villages off from each other.
Syria: for the first time, Israeli troops closed a road between 2 villages in Quneitra province with an -unmanned - iron barrier, along the border fence with the Golan
Pull him. I think we’re all done with UPL
Update: ate 3/4 of a gummy to help with arthritis pain and now I’m high as balls.
Disappointed that the tub isn’t also marble.
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ALAN WATTS: “Zen and the Art of Trick or Treat” (1971)
It’s very similar to cat piss, oddly enough.
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In this interview with Khalil Kawtharany and Karim al-Amine, Arab academic Ali Kadri offers a searing indictment of imperialism’s logic in the Global South: war, waste, and the commodification of death.

🔗 thepublicsource.org/global-south...
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Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my frozen dinners based on a Kevin Costner television show
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Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
My dream Sabres trade: UPL, a pick, and a prospect for a center whose arm doesn’t fall when taking a face off