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Dr Johnny Milkshake
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Your friendly neighborhood Marxist. Sabres fan. He/They, Appalachian.

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“When we get hungry we eat the same fucking food…the ramen noodle.”

Top 10 lyrical line in any song ever.
ACAB includes Noam Chomsky
February 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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chiefs should win, super bowl . lets invent new disease like cold but worse. cancel, game of thrones. can we make kids, snort cinnamon on tiktok. lady ga ga meat dress
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
February 2, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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No one who has seen the Epstein case unfold should have any doubt left about why victims don’t report. When reporting means facing more abuse, more exploitation, and more betrayal at the institutional level, while the perpetrators are the leaders of the very systems of “justice” supposed to help you
February 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
“There’s very little meat in these gym mats.”
—Lunch Lady Doris
February 1, 2026 at 11:57 PM
OP!
February 1, 2026 at 1:27 AM
the end of feed is the end of god
January 31, 2026 at 10:25 PM
All The Light We Cannot See is good, but holy shit Mark Ruffalo’s vaguely European accent is absolutely hilariously awful.
January 31, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I think I did
January 31, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Anytime Brad Dourif shows up, you know you’re in for a weirdly good time.
January 31, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Again, begging the libs to read one leftist book of theory/history/whatever
January 30, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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We’re owed a few evil people deaths asap. Like 10-12 for Catherine O’Hara alone. Come on fascist scumbags, get to croaking.
January 30, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Structural Violence
Podcast Episode · Why Theory · 01/19/2026 · 1h 16m
podcasts.apple.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Tucker Carlson: "Saudi Arabia [...] is kind of a weirdly free place.”

Hillary Clinton: "The example that the kingdom is setting for the right kind of development [...] that is a very strong model for other parts of the world"

Quotes from a real estate conference in Riyadh
Hillary Clinton and Tucker Carlson Walk Into a Saudi Real Estate Forum
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I haven’t had any lucid drams since Jerry died.
January 30, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Love me some lucid drams. Own that shit, lady.
January 30, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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The only position I'll support Gavin Newsome in is burning in hell.
14 Oct 2025 -- CA Gov Gavin Newsom, still tacking right for 2028, vetoes bill passed by overwhelming majorities which would allow trans ppl to stockpile a year's GAMT in case of new fed restrictions, falsely claiming it would drive up health care costs. @rikiwilchins.bsky.social
Gavin Newsom Vetoes Important HRT Stockpiling Bill For Trans Californians, Signs Other Pro-LGBTQ+ Bills
The bill would have allowed transgender people to maintain a safe supply of medication in the era of government crackdowns on care.
www.erininthemorning.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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i’ve said many terrible things about samuelsson in private company. i’m not proud of it but you have to understand how society was back then
January 30, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Samuelsson has big dork (non-derogatory) energy. Love it.
January 30, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Such a great flick.
January 30, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Good even.
January 30, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Removed the “exhausted Sabres fan” from my profile. This is progress. Goos job, kids.
January 30, 2026 at 12:34 AM
He sure has a commitment to the bit.
January 30, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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The Dept. of Appearing to Take Things Rather Seriously While Wearing a Navy Sport Coat and No Tie is actively searching for a Dean of Comfortably Ordering Wine in a DC Steakhouse Where Denny Hastert Used to Sit Right Over There. The position will pay $580,000. The history department is abolished
Yale is launching a new Presidential Senior Fellowship to expand access to the transformative work of universities. As part of this program, author and columnist David Brooks will join the Jackson School of Global Affairs starting February 1.

Read more in Yale News: bit.ly/49QpJoY
January 29, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I need a top down isometric remake of Lord of the Rings just for the hell of it.
January 29, 2026 at 9:31 PM