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Dr Johnny Milkshake
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Your friendly neighborhood Marxist. Sabres fan. He/They, Appalachian.

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“When we get hungry we eat the same fucking food…the ramen noodle.”

Top 10 lyrical line in any song ever.
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We’re owed a few evil people deaths asap. Like 10-12 for Catherine O’Hara alone. Come on fascist scumbags, get to croaking.
January 30, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Structural Violence
Podcast Episode · Why Theory · 01/19/2026 · 1h 16m
podcasts.apple.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Tucker Carlson: "Saudi Arabia [...] is kind of a weirdly free place.”

Hillary Clinton: "The example that the kingdom is setting for the right kind of development [...] that is a very strong model for other parts of the world"

Quotes from a real estate conference in Riyadh
Hillary Clinton and Tucker Carlson Walk Into a Saudi Real Estate Forum
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I haven’t had any lucid drams since Jerry died.
January 30, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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The only position I'll support Gavin Newsome in is burning in hell.
14 Oct 2025 -- CA Gov Gavin Newsom, still tacking right for 2028, vetoes bill passed by overwhelming majorities which would allow trans ppl to stockpile a year's GAMT in case of new fed restrictions, falsely claiming it would drive up health care costs. @rikiwilchins.bsky.social
Gavin Newsom Vetoes Important HRT Stockpiling Bill For Trans Californians, Signs Other Pro-LGBTQ+ Bills
The bill would have allowed transgender people to maintain a safe supply of medication in the era of government crackdowns on care.
www.erininthemorning.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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i’ve said many terrible things about samuelsson in private company. i’m not proud of it but you have to understand how society was back then
January 30, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Samuelsson has big dork (non-derogatory) energy. Love it.
January 30, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Removed the “exhausted Sabres fan” from my profile. This is progress. Goos job, kids.
January 30, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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The Dept. of Appearing to Take Things Rather Seriously While Wearing a Navy Sport Coat and No Tie is actively searching for a Dean of Comfortably Ordering Wine in a DC Steakhouse Where Denny Hastert Used to Sit Right Over There. The position will pay $580,000. The history department is abolished
Yale is launching a new Presidential Senior Fellowship to expand access to the transformative work of universities. As part of this program, author and columnist David Brooks will join the Jackson School of Global Affairs starting February 1.

Read more in Yale News: bit.ly/49QpJoY
January 29, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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That kids ICE prison is gonna be the biggest horror show of all. I am almost certain they specifically look for men with sexual assault history and domestic violence for ICE. That's why the gaiters. I bet so many of them are on a list and can't get other jobs
I would be very surprised if a full accounting in the future didn't reveal more than one mass grave at the detention centers. If they're behaving this way in public, what's happening out of sight must be many times more brutal.
Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
January 24, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.

"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 PM
The Leafs suck.
January 28, 2026 at 1:18 AM
That was a snipe
January 28, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Scrappy Doo with the soft hands.
January 28, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Looking forward to the Sabres rolling the Leafs. 8-2
January 27, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Sometimes I like to get really stoned and think about ancient Sumeria.
January 27, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Michael Parenti died. Shitty day all around.
January 24, 2026 at 7:44 PM
What’s the purpose of having a National Guard? Someone go ask the French.
January 24, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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The corrupt Rich oligarchs, many who are in the Epstein files, are the architects of this civil war. They want to bury the truth, loot the country, burn it, then reign over the ashes. Build a world to their psychotic whims. It is their doorsteps we should be casting shadows upon.
January 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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If you are a gun owner and not in ICE, this may be their thinking.
So now all gun owners can be killed by ICE?
January 24, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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Pynchon: take whatever drug you want you'll never shake the feeling that your knowledge has made you into a different type of stooge
Stephenson: coding can break the power of the complacent and feminised liberal élite
January 24, 2026 at 6:27 PM
January 24, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
January 23, 2026 at 10:08 PM
My fellow Americans, have you ever considered shutting the fuck up?
January 24, 2026 at 12:08 AM