Jordyn Marcellus
@jordynmarcellus.ca
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javascript bard here for a good time. looking to build a better future using web technology. idiosyncratic and iconoclastic. Alberta-born, Toronto-based.
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i realize that i am as annoying as i am because of that movie lol
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so the thing about who framed roger rabbit (1988) is that it's about how corporations conspired to eradicate L.A. streetcars, buy up marginalized neighbourhoods and obliterate it all for freeways and suburbs
brenttoderian.bsky.social
Hey, remember when car and oil companies successfully lobbied governments to create car dependent cities and suburbs, and once we became almost completely car dependent, WE became the loudest, angriest champions of unhindered road space for cars, unnaturally cheap gas, and subsidized free parking?
Cartoon of a single-detached housing subdivision with a road jammed with cars
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it's genuinely incredible to see how the billionaire class have absolutely fried their brains.

i genuinely believe we need to tax them for their mental health.
aelkus.bsky.social
www.bbc.com/news/article...

"I once met a former bodyguard of one billionaire with his own "bunker", who told me his security team's first priority, if this really did happen, would be to eliminate said boss and get in the bunker themselves. And he didn't seem to be joking."
Tech billionaires seem to be doom prepping. Should we be worried?
The debate is ramping up about what happens if - or when - computer intelligence overtakes humans
www.bbc.com
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gematsu.com
1000xRESIST coming to PS5, Xbox Series on November 4

Publisher Fellow Traveller and developer sunset visitor will release "hyper-cinematic narrative adventure" game 1000xRESIST for PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series on November 4, the companies announced. It will also be avaialable via Game Pass.
1000xRESIST coming to PS5, Xbox Series on November 4
Publisher Fellow Traveller and developer sunset visitor will release "hyper-cinematic narrative adventure" game 1000xRESIST for PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series on November 4, the companies announced. It will also be avaialable via Game Pass.
www.gematsu.com
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youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com
presume I'm not the first person to say this but real cool that actual human adults can't get up to regular, legal human adult stuff online anymore but somehow the robots doing porn will be fine

real cool!
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aelkus.bsky.social
Abolish the Group Chat
chancephillips.bsky.social
A genuinely good piece of reportage in Politico today sheds some light on young Republicans’ love of racial epithets and other slurs. I definitely recommend reading it, but as I’ve explained before, I doubt this will lead to any sort of a reckoning for Republicans.

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
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carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social
There are writers, creating the most evocative and life-changing art, every single day, and most have never heard of them, because their medium is fanfiction.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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asking for an llm to generate a competitive analysis report, getting an extremely lurid digression on jacob from twilight in the middle of it
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work slop about to get a lot freaky
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hilaryagro.com
I feel like I'm seeing a lot less "it's not my job to educate you" from people and that makes me very happy. Fighting disinformation and building revolutionary capacity is everyone's job, because the people in power ain't gonna do it for us
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crash out october continues apace
ironeconomist.bsky.social
Guys guys the crypto blow up is _incredible_
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you know what? I'd love to have one in the alternate world where we can confidently cross the border.

No idea if this woman's work is representative but these look pretty friggin' good! www.thekentuckybagellady.com/about
ABOUT — The Kentucky Bagel Lady
www.thekentuckybagellady.com
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american cultural hegemony makes people think a new york bagel is the epitome of the form.

gentle reader, do not let them fool you. the noble montreal bagel is truly the best bagel in North America.
ryanwright.bsky.social
Bagels vs Not Bagels.
Pictures of a NY “bagel style substitute” and a Montreal bagel.

Text:

New York Dough Thing

Not a bagel.
Seriously, it's not a bagel.
It's... fine.

Montreal Bagel

Fantastic bagel.
Seriously, it's delicious.
Don't accept pretenders.
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slowly first, then all at once
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alberta and ontario are basically the same province, a continuing series
josephpolitano.bsky.social
Canadian Unemployment by Province:

Newfoundland & Labrador: 10.6%
Prince Edward Island: 9.7%
New Brunswick: 8.1%
Ontario: 7.9%
Alberta: 7.8%
British Columbia: 6.4%
Nova Scotia: 6.2%
Manitoba: 6.2%
Saskatchewan: 6.0%
Quebec: 5.7%
A map og Canadian unemployment by province
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anotherglassbox.bsky.social
A Jane's Walk so nice, we had to run it twice! And now...quadrice?

I'm retreading the steps I took with the folks from @moreneighboursto.bsky.social, but with a stronger emphasis on retail. This topic is being revisited by Council; we're going to win.

www.eventbrite.ca/e/neighbourh...
Neighbourhood Retail & Residential Tour
Join us for a lively discussion on the future of local businesses and residential living in Toronto's neighbourhoods.
www.eventbrite.ca
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draglikepull.bsky.social
Looking forward to 6 or 8 years from now when we get headlines like:
Mass Layoffs At Microsoft. Xbox Bleeds Money As AI Games Fail To Find An Audience.

and also

Nintendo Earns Record Profits Yet Again. Average Employee Has Been With The Company Since 1994.
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counterpoint: it's for extremely funny reasons
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ontario and alberta are basically the same province

www.thealbertan.com/local-news/a...
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akurjata.ca
Independent Investigations Office report says duty of care not met for 21-year-old who died in Williams Lake, B.C., RCMP cell

Tŝilhqot'in First Nation member Surrance Myers died after collapsing in an RCMP holding cell and not being checked on for about two hours.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
21-year-old died in cell after guard failed to check on him after medical emergency, IIO report says | CBC News
Tŝilhqot'in First Nation member Surrance Myers died after collapsing in an RCMP holding cell in Williams Lake, B.C. and not being checked on for about two hours, an Independent Investigations Office r...
www.cbc.ca
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