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jslow.bsky.social
JSlow
@jslow.bsky.social
860 followers 890 following 2.1K posts
5 is the only thing we’re living for…I’m in da weeds, breaking and making, wishing I was a robot
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 3h
I bet I could punt a leprechaun across the street.
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 3h
drop kick
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 5h
Bastard has no money, eh.
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 5h
I already outlived the age statistically that I should die so I’m in bonus rounds, yay.
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 5h
America burning first, it’s part of the plan.
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 5h
“land of the freeeeee!” high note cracks
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 5h
Mood induced psychosis running rampant in my house.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 7h
The live action Bojack Horseman remake seems to be coming along well
A horse in a swimming pool with a slide in the background
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 14h
Catastrophic
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 1d
Gosh, if I got all freestyle on a chat with me bros I would never.
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Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 1d
Going to change an old lady’s wiper blades, if you know what I mean…
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 1d
Aye
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 1d
I don’t know, AI says I can’t spell or write.
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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1d
*brings a turkey sandwich my mom packed and an apple "because it's sweet AND it's good for me" to a knife fight*
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JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social · 1d
They did one about manifest destiny. . .

Yeah.

On the other hand, they did this:

youtu.be/4AyjKgz9tKg?...
Schoolhouse Rock, conjunction junction
YouTube video by dawemmy
youtu.be
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 1d
Best
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 1d
Splishing and a splashing we still try.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 1d
SchoolHouse Rock - No More Kings
YouTube video by tennesseejed93
www.youtube.com
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 1d
Waves
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 1d
knocking the migraine loose from my head with a hammer
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 1d
No doubt!
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Mal-a-BOO! @silentverse.bsky.social · 1d
The feminine urge to hit people with a frying pan
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 1d
Being hit with a frying pan is no joke, stick with it.
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 1d
The devil goes by many names. Kind of like John Cougar.
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 1d
Stop, John’s my man.
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