JSlow
@jslow.bsky.social
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5 is the only thing we’re living for…I’m in da weeds, breaking and making, wishing I was a robot
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
The live action Bojack Horseman remake seems to be coming along well
A horse in a swimming pool with a slide in the background
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Gosh, if I got all freestyle on a chat with me bros I would never.
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harbingerofmundane.bsky.social
Going to change an old lady’s wiper blades, if you know what I mean…
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I don’t know, AI says I can’t spell or write.
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*brings a turkey sandwich my mom packed and an apple "because it's sweet AND it's good for me" to a knife fight*
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Splishing and a splashing we still try.
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knocking the migraine loose from my head with a hammer
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silentverse.bsky.social
The feminine urge to hit people with a frying pan
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Being hit with a frying pan is no joke, stick with it.
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kipconlon.bsky.social
The devil goes by many names. Kind of like John Cougar.
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Stop, John’s my man.
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The “baby back ribs” song starts in a kind of dark place
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
they’re selling presidential medals of freedom on Temu
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“Only regret I have is not saying something sooner.” Hits
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im-all-id.me
Just heard scampering noises between floors and I'm thrilled and terrified. What will it be? Will it fall through the ceiling into my lap? Will we be best friends or will I get rabies?
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Oh man, hard to sleep.
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I don’t know how the game works but fuck, I have to play even though I’m losing.
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Nice socks again!