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I was trying to explain Walmart to some Indian people at work the other day but I was having a hard time until they were like "is it like Florida?" And I was yes they're basically all little floridas

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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 8h

that's funny because he showed me charlie sucking a massive line of dicks

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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 8h

we, as a country, need to come together to admit that she still looks pretty good

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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 13h

some old guy that keeps posting on nextdoor about child predators and human trafficking

some guy on nextdoor letting everyone know his brain is shrinking

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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 21h

i am told that it just surprises them more than hurts them but it never looks like it

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 21h

Idk how sustainable it is, but Cam Skattebo and Jaxson Dart taking turns headbutting opposing defenses is pretty fun, and that’s all that matters

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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 21h

hell yeah

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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 21h

wife is taking the kids to her parents on saturday night so i will be entering the battlefield

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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 21h

bill is 83 but he's still got it

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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 21h

wild bill is innocent

a youtube video with a guy on a riding lawnmower that is titled "Grandpa named Wild Bill gives cops a run for their money

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 22h

It's good to have a good vocabulary

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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 23h

OH NO. HE. DIDN'T!!!

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22h

literally!!!!

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Josh @dumbjosh.bsky.social · 23h

Oh damn I didn't know Pedialyte was in the game

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