JSlow
@jslow.bsky.social
5 is the only thing we’re living for…I’m in da weeds, breaking and making, wishing I was a robot
slow is my speed boy cover
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
slow is my speed boy cover
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The Kristi Noem Animal Rescue Institute
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The Kristi Noem Animal Rescue Institute
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When I make spaghetti sauce I go hoopy with a $1.50 jars of JobLot minced garlic bc it makes me feel like I’m in a warm clime where men have a favorite goat and women curse their husbands from flowery balconies
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
When I make spaghetti sauce I go hoopy with a $1.50 jars of JobLot minced garlic bc it makes me feel like I’m in a warm clime where men have a favorite goat and women curse their husbands from flowery balconies
30 days sober
intermittently
over the last year
intermittently
over the last year
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
30 days sober
intermittently
over the last year
intermittently
over the last year
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they say do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life but stalking bigfoot is actually a lot of work
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
they say do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life but stalking bigfoot is actually a lot of work
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I’d totally join the Bluesky marching band if we wore crisp white spats and played The Warrior by Scandal
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I’d totally join the Bluesky marching band if we wore crisp white spats and played The Warrior by Scandal
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When they cast for a book in a film they'll go with a book that's already been made into a film because of the experience. So don't take it too hard, perfect refrigerator art of the author's intentions
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
When they cast for a book in a film they'll go with a book that's already been made into a film because of the experience. So don't take it too hard, perfect refrigerator art of the author's intentions
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We deck our halls with boughs of holly primarily as a defense against lions and other predators
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
We deck our halls with boughs of holly primarily as a defense against lions and other predators
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it's not as if the CIA has ever trained someone to infiltrate & kill or otherwise engage - possible fatally - with violent groups, using promises that they'll be taken care of and remain safe afterward, only to abandon those very people, setting off a chain of events resulting in tragedy years later
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
it's not as if the CIA has ever trained someone to infiltrate & kill or otherwise engage - possible fatally - with violent groups, using promises that they'll be taken care of and remain safe afterward, only to abandon those very people, setting off a chain of events resulting in tragedy years later
Franklin should lawyer up.
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Franklin should lawyer up.
taxed with tariffs to fund our own military occupation
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
taxed with tariffs to fund our own military occupation
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My son wanted to let you all know that the score in the football game is 6 7
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My son wanted to let you all know that the score in the football game is 6 7
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Thankfully, the arrowhead of a poison-tipped thought doesn’t engage until signed for.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Thankfully, the arrowhead of a poison-tipped thought doesn’t engage until signed for.
blocking mind control technology starts in the gut
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
blocking mind control technology starts in the gut
as a child I scoffed at the South Will rise again rhetoric that surrounded me
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
as a child I scoffed at the South Will rise again rhetoric that surrounded me
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Saturday morning light show. #aurora #astronomy
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Saturday morning light show. #aurora #astronomy
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Wildest desires are not part of quarantine because you kept them so hidden away. I would like to escape in one, but just to be on the safe side are there any satisfied by a whole town taking turns in your blimp
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Wildest desires are not part of quarantine because you kept them so hidden away. I would like to escape in one, but just to be on the safe side are there any satisfied by a whole town taking turns in your blimp
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This blanket says what we're all thinking
November 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
This blanket says what we're all thinking
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"Why are you digging a big hole?"
"Better to have a big hole and not need it than need a big hole and not have it"
"Better to have a big hole and not need it than need a big hole and not have it"
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"Why are you digging a big hole?"
"Better to have a big hole and not need it than need a big hole and not have it"
"Better to have a big hole and not need it than need a big hole and not have it"
the war on drugs has always been a front
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
the war on drugs has always been a front
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Me [watching war movie]: I like this character. I hope he lives.
Character: *makes emotional speech about what he’ll do when he gets home from the war*
Me: Dammit.
Character: *makes emotional speech about what he’ll do when he gets home from the war*
Me: Dammit.
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Me [watching war movie]: I like this character. I hope he lives.
Character: *makes emotional speech about what he’ll do when he gets home from the war*
Me: Dammit.
Character: *makes emotional speech about what he’ll do when he gets home from the war*
Me: Dammit.
Starvin Marvin pizza is closing and I wish Marvin the best.
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Starvin Marvin pizza is closing and I wish Marvin the best.
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Cologuard keeps texting me: when ya gonna shit in a box DANIEL how come u no shit in our box yet PLEASE RESPOND
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Cologuard keeps texting me: when ya gonna shit in a box DANIEL how come u no shit in our box yet PLEASE RESPOND