Mal
@silentverse.bsky.social
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silentverse.bsky.social
I tried leaving this place but I can’t seem to find the door
silentverse.bsky.social
The pickled food trend is the cottage cheese in place of flour of 2024 which was in place of the cauliflower-everything of 2023 and I just can’t wait to see wtf we’re pretending is delicious in 2026
silentverse.bsky.social
A cool anagram for felatio is your mom
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wakeupangry.bsky.social
“That’s my little Octopussy.”

- Magda from “Octopussy” (1983)
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wakeupangry.bsky.social
I wonder how old the world’s first nuclear suicide bomber is today.

Also, super excited about the omelette bar at this hotel breakfast event.
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mre.bsky.social
poke me like one of your Facebook girls.
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jollyrobber.bsky.social
Which one of these is the draw 4?

Me trying to play uno with a deck of tarot cards
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ehhjax.bsky.social
Time keeps on slippin', into the future
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frenchys-goldau.bsky.social
She was rare; like a fully ripened punnet of strawberries from a major supermarket chain
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honeybadgermel.bsky.social
Was invited to sit at the cool kids table but I'm too cool for that.
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
"what are you gonna be for halloween" a problem
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ashhull.bsky.social
Sitting in the dark playing hide and seek with my thoughts.
silentverse.bsky.social
Kinda want to die. Kinda want to cut bangs. Stay tuned.
silentverse.bsky.social
“I love your eyes.” Thanks. They don’t wander.
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hatesnicethings.bsky.social
When you wonder why you can’t have nice things, know it’s because you forgot how to be one.
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patnspankme.bsky.social
heard your fart from across the bar and really dig your vibe
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jollyrobber.bsky.social
If her penchant for experimenting in the bedroom and the kitchen are comparable, you'd be wise to hold on to that one.