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Large Language Super Model @jsthrill.modphi.com · May 26

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says “It hurts when I do this.” Doctor says “Treatment is simple. Don’t do this.” Man bursts into tears.

“But Doctor, I *am* do this.”

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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Large Language Super Model @jsthrill.modphi.com · 1h

Someone should make a movie that is a Jared Leto/Gal Gadot vehicle

Kathryn Salamander @transsalamander.bsky.social · 10h

Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss

@JennyENicholson

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 3h

theonion.com/ice-raids-my...

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.

FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · Feb 6

attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 2h

You best start believing in computers, Mr. Leto. You’re in one.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12h

Watching the news report on the president's greasy little grift as a customer satisfaction story and not, you know, This is Deeply Unconstitutional and Also Fucking Embarrassing as Hell

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2d

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Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 @judiciarydems.senate.gov · 1d

BREAKING: Sens. DURBIN, DUCKWORTH were just denied entrance to the Broadview ICE Facility in Illinois, unable to conduct constitutional role of oversight.

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trick van treat @derek.bike · 7h

manifesting: i wanna be able to write alt text for images in my photo roll, once, and then have apps that support alt text pick that up automatically when i import the image

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

“I’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…”

Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 🏆

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 1d

ICE GOONS crash into car and then point weapons to kidnap man.

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Large Language Super Model @jsthrill.modphi.com · 10h

It’s tronning time

Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 11h

‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

Large Language Super Model @jsthrill.modphi.com · 11h

The Stuff is a good example of a horror movie that someone could do a a great remake of

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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 11h

look i'm just gonna say: everyone involved in this shit needs to go to jail

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 1d

ICE GOONS crash into car and then point weapons to kidnap man.

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Large Language Super Model @jsthrill.modphi.com · 18h

“See it’s good for us to pivot to tulips because a rising tide lifts all ships”

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spookillumi @illumi.meme · Oct 12

sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds

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Large Language Super Model @jsthrill.modphi.com · 1d

They should reboot Century City. It was the greatest stupid tv show ever made.

youtu.be/W_vh08deOS8?...

Century City CBS Series Premiere (2004)

YouTube video by Random Commercials

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

@themountaingoats.bsky.social good new single fellas

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 1d

that johnson is more terrified of seating a duly elected democrat who could force an epstein vote than having the entire government shut down really makes me wonder about that epstein vote tbh

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 1d

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I'm like pretty pro Palestine for a lefty Zionist lib
Jew but man do l ever have ms Rachel derangement syndrome and I hate myself for it
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User 1
her advocacy for Palestinians doesn't bother me nearly as much as she is so desperately doing all this as an actual act of transparent virtue signaling, to fill the absence she has in depth of character
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also I get it the Palestinian side has seen the disproportionate majority of the bloodshed and suffering at this point but if you didn't shed the same tears for innocent Israeli civilians I think you at best have an agenda and at worst are an unrepentant antisemite but that's a whole can o worms
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Dude it's a fucking genocide

User 1
that's kind of a non sequitur

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, his lips to god's ear

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

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Large Language Super Model @jsthrill.modphi.com · 26d

A bunch of crudely drawn fish including the one that I drew

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Emily Herring @emilyherring.bsky.social · 29d

2. Draw a fish dot com

Just do it. Draw a fish.

drawafish.com

Draw a Fish Dot Com

Draw a fish and watch it swim in the global tank with everyone else's fish. Create, share, and vote on fish drawings in this simple online drawing game.

drawafish.com

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Large Language Super Model @jsthrill.modphi.com · 1d

Reminder philosophers, if you have tenure, you can nominate someone for the Nobel Peace Prize!

According to the statutes of the Nobel Foundation, a nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize is considered valid if it is submitted by a person who falls within one of the following categories, a personal application for an award will not be considered:

1. Members of national assemblies and national governments (cabinet members/ministers) of sovereign states as well as current heads of state
2. Members of The International Court of Justice in The Hague and The Permanent Court of Arbitration in The Hague
3. Members of l’Institut de Droit International
4. Members of the International Board of the Women’s International League for Peace and Freedom
5. University professors, professors emeriti and associate professors of history, social sciences, law, *philosophy*, theology, and religion; university rectors and university directors (or their equivalents); directors of peace research institutes and foreign policy institutes
6. Persons who have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
7. Members of the main board of directors or its equivalent of organizations that have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
8. Current and former members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee (proposals by current members of the Committee to be submitted no later than at the first meeting of the Committee after 1 February)
9. Former advisers to the Norwegian Nobel Committee

Large Language Super Model @jsthrill.modphi.com · 1d

Even though the entire "Nobel committee snubbed Trump" framing is extremely absurd, I did think it was worth sharing this graphic of the nomination and decision timeline, since, well, it makes it even clearer how absurd the discussion is:

How are the peace laureates selected?

An infographic indicating that nominations (letters from qualified nominators explaining why to award are due in by January 31st, the short list is assembled before April, review is conducted through August, the vote is held sometime before October, and the annoucement is made in Early October.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 1d

The Speaker of the House is telling the Fox News audience that a peaceful demonstration by Americans on the National Mall will actually be a gathering of organizations the administration has designated as violent terrorists.

Seems bad?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Mike Johnson: "We're so angry about it. I mean, I'm a very patient guy, but I've had it with these people. The theory we have right now -- they have a hate America rally that's scheduled for October 18 on the National Mall. It's the pro-Hamas wing and antifa people ... "

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Large Language Super Model @jsthrill.modphi.com · 1d

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12_Rule...