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hangover t.oast @juiicebox.bsky.social · 1d

i have one brain cell operating the inside/outside thought switch and he's the one that smokes all my weed.

hangover t.oast @juiicebox.bsky.social · 1d

i need to be put down. someone take me out behind the shed. please and thanks.

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hangover t.oast @juiicebox.bsky.social · 1d

born to sub. forced to power bottom. 😞

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Chris Vagasky @coweatherman.bsky.social · 1d

Just imagine what things would be like if we were planting more native species in yards, along farm fields, along roadsides, near energy infrastructure, in office spaces...

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Yale Climate Connections @climateconnections.bsky.social · 1d

Monarchs need milkweed. Bees need flowers. Solar fields can provide both – while generating renewable power. 🌞🦋🐝

Solar farms can bloom with life, not just energy » Yale Climate Connections

By planting wildflowers instead of grass, developers are creating habitat for bees, butterflies, and birds.

yaleclimateconnections.org

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Delaney King (She/Her/Ho Ho Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 2d

Polyamory means for me that love is based entirely on honestly and willingness and caring about the person, rather than the person as possession.

My partners are spending time with me because they want to, not because they had to.

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hangover t.oast @juiicebox.bsky.social · 2d

I like like it.

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kat claws @kat.meangirls.online · 2d

"They don't know it's" meme captioned they don't know its daylight savings and there are kitties with empty food bowls below

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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 2d

using the extra hour to yearn

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hangover t.oast @juiicebox.bsky.social · 3d

pining? yearning? in 2025?

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ComputerHusband @computerhusband.bsky.social · 3d

Me timing an orgasm right for the start of the month to show my disdain for no nut November -- life is too stupid to make up your own lent for dicks and balls

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hangover t.oast @juiicebox.bsky.social · 3d

Why cant I piss out my clit?! Whose idea was the urethra for people with vaginas? Poor design. 1/10.

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hangover t.oast @juiicebox.bsky.social · 4d

Won a costume contest tonight!

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hangover t.oast @juiicebox.bsky.social · 4d

your patron when you're supposed to be spreading mischief and destroying their enemies but you decide to fuck a bugbear instead.

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hangover t.oast @juiicebox.bsky.social · 6d

cummy worm.

Nichole Hiltz @nicholehiltz.bsky.social · 6d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Mayday

Christian McIntire @christianmcintire.com · 6d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Necro Wafers

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hangover t.oast @juiicebox.bsky.social · 6d

i probably shouldn't be doing this, given that he used to be a sleepwalker. 😅

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hangover t.oast @juiicebox.bsky.social · 6d

i feel so blessed when my husband talks in his sleep. i can get him to have a full on dream conversation with me sometimes. they're nonsense and he never recalls them. it's like an affair.

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hangover t.oast @juiicebox.bsky.social · 6d

the next full moon is a week from today. it's the beaver moon. this adds insult to injury.

hangover t.oast @juiicebox.bsky.social · 6d

i was cursed last night by an evil witch for being too happy. i'm choosing to largely ignore the curse and slap on an additional .1ml to ward it off. happy halloween. is it a full moon soon?

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hangover t.oast @juiicebox.bsky.social · 6d

leaving my chess instructions in my testosterone injection shoebox. 🙂‍↕️

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hangover t.oast @juiicebox.bsky.social · 6d

Just spent $30 on body paint.

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hangover t.oast @juiicebox.bsky.social · 8d

you know you're down bad when your spotify algorithm starts making you playlists in ~their~ favorite genres.

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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @madycast.com · 8d

99% of trans people I've met feel exactly this way

onion person @junlper.beer · 8d

despite all the fear mongering about trans people and the attempts to abandon and actively harm us from both political parties in the US, transitioning is still the greatest decision i’ve ever made, only regret i have is not doing it younger, and that it has only made my life infinitely better

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Giraud, seasonal candy edition @giraud.bsky.social · 8d

Mike Primavera
@primawesome

Pete Hegseth told me the
ocean keep eating his airplanes so l asked how many F-18'she has and he said he just goes to the Pentagon and gets a new F-18 afterwards so l said it sounds like he's just feeding airplanes to the ocean and then his sponsor started crying.

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Fae’rynn (Festive Futch) @faerynnistired.itch.io · 8d

if i ever met one of those “wow you’re not subversive enough if you’re just a boring woman” queers irl i’d laugh in their face and kick them out of my space.

like yes actually i am the mean lesbian transsexual gatekeeper now fuck off

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hangover t.oast @juiicebox.bsky.social · 8d

didn't know other people were doing this too.

sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 8d

found a guy on YouTube who expresses his full on hatred for taylor swift by microwaving hand sanitizer until it explodes

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