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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 47m

A spaghetti noodle so long that by the time you're halfway through it, you're technically a bead

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B. Barry @junglewuv.bsky.social · 21h

oh hell yeah

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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 1d

signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry

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B. Barry @junglewuv.bsky.social · 1d

so you're saying grindr beat meet

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B. Barry @junglewuv.bsky.social · 1d

there's never a wrong time for bud light all-weatherita

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B. Barry @junglewuv.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like Farscape was really ahead of its time in terms of freaky body horror on basic cable

youtu.be/GYB-ArRUR7c?...

Farscape | Eyeball Extraction

YouTube video by Grand Crayon

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 4d

found exactly the one use of “evil recoils in the presence of Christ” I am willing to sign off on, HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

Father Larry did not come here to fuck around

Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 5d

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4d

pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 5d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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B. Barry @junglewuv.bsky.social · 5d

yay my tableted mixed slu-pp-32 / bam15 came, research chemicals are crazy now lol

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B. Barry @junglewuv.bsky.social · 5d

old!! but seemed to be enjoying themselves. entertaining set at least.

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B. Barry @junglewuv.bsky.social · 6d

they're actually still touring i just saw them

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 7d

I know it was 15 days ago but please reassure me that people didn't let slide that caption paired with this picture

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 22d

The Yankees have unfinished business.

And after clinching a playoff berth, they're one step closer to the ultimate goal.

http://dlvr.it/TNGNv0

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 7d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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B. Barry @junglewuv.bsky.social · 7d

radio's playing The Upholsterers and it's reminding me to fix my damn couch

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B. Barry @junglewuv.bsky.social · 7d

starting a thread of Sora 2 preview prompts that were rejected

Hogwarts for autism but you just never get off the train

B. Barry @junglewuv.bsky.social · 8d

someone out there should name their band No Opener just for the poster shenanigans

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 13d

FYI

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B. Barry @junglewuv.bsky.social · 13d

wow ok psa if you're in Chicago and need to poop you could do a lot worse than Schuba's

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B. Barry @junglewuv.bsky.social · 13d

DAMMIT Cumtucky Derby was right there

B. Barry @junglewuv.bsky.social · 14d

me in a fancy hat spilling a mint julep on myself at the Kentucky Sperby: it's ok i have A System

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Sperm racing is all the rage among the tech bros. Why am I not surprised? | Arwa Mahdawi

It started as a gag, but Eric Zhu’s sperm races are doing good work in putting male fertility under the microscope – literally, writes Guardian columnist Arwa Mahdawi

www.theguardian.com

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 16d

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Encyclopaedia Britannica @britannica.com · 16d

(solemnly) You've had mail.

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B. Barry @junglewuv.bsky.social · 16d

I wish more of my friends were on this app so they could see my dumb little posts, but it's probably for the better they can't. Also my new series about elderly Holocaust survivors starting an Onlyfans just got bought, working title is Shoah Hole and we're premiering on Tubi next year

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 17d

The bees have discovered Brutalism

Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 18d

Nature is healing

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B. Barry @junglewuv.bsky.social · 17d

now all i can think about is one of these little sucky bois cleaning the algae from your computer

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