Hugh Jympton 📎
@jympton.bsky.social
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Wülferhampton denizen, Derby born and bred, now living in Germany. Left-ish.
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An occasional series of what my Garmin watch is saying after my #HeartBypass.

Started wearing it again about 2 weeks after the op. The watch is basically going “Dude! WTF?”

I need more rest and seem permanently stressed? Ya think? My resting heart rate is higher. Really?
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levparikian.bsky.social
Today I learned there’s a penguin called Jane Goodall and she’s travelled 5000km since April.
A map of the east coast of South America, with several tracking lines, each representing a penguin. Jane Goodall’s line is highlighted in pale pink. There is also an inset with her facts and figures: body weight 4600g, tagged 25th April 2025, distance travelled 4769.3 km, average speed 2 kmh.
jympton.bsky.social
Yes, but did you grake the thringles?
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slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social
GenAI truly was the worst technology to come along at this moment.

An energy and water guzzler when we most urgently need to take climate action.

A disinformation machine as our journalism fails.

A bias machine as fascism takes root.

A job killer in a cost of living crisis.
thevoidencore.bsky.social
The "cognitive decline and brain damage from repeat COVID infections" and "easy to use robot that makes slop and melts your critical thinking skills" is a hell of a combo in a post-fact media ecosystem
jympton.bsky.social
Couple of days ago. iPhone occasionally stops connecting to Bluetooth and “forgets” my meds schedule.
jympton.bsky.social
Seems like that blood soaked altar in that glade decorated with skulls got an upgrade.
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themeadhallbard.bsky.social
I'm confused.

The Mead Hall is still here. 🤔

@psychicsquirrel.bsky.social what the fuck did we burn down last night?
jympton.bsky.social
It’s a sign of an enhen, erm, big voculb, erm we know lots of words.
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tanitatikaram.bsky.social
A UK presenter shouldn’t crow about an audience’s ignorance of Nathan Gill who took bribes from Kremlin agents & was a close ally of Farage . It shows they have failed to do their job . What next , telling us that Watergate was one of the lowest points in investigative journalism 🥺 ?
joybe.bsky.social
The Nathan Gill scandal should be huge news so why has the British media been mainly silent about it? (I think we know 🤔)
Here's Fiona Bruce shutting down any mention & acting like the audience aren't interested.
#bbqt
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robertmeyer.bsky.social
Wer noch nie in einer gesundheitlichen und/oder seelischen Ausnahmesituation war, kann leider sehr oft nicht nachvollziehen, wie schnell ein betroffener Mensch durch das soziale Netz fallen kann und innerhalb kürzester Zeit vor dem NICHTS steht.
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kathakritzelt.bsky.social
Das Deutsche Jugendherbergswerk (DJH) bietet zum Semesterstart Studierenden, die noch keine Wohnung haben, vergünstigte Zimmer an. Mittlerweile machen 30 Herbergen mit.
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Es gibt zu viele negative News, deswegen poste ich jeden Tag eine #guteNewsdesTages.
jympton.bsky.social
Why is there a dismembered finger in the bottle?
jympton.bsky.social
Connections
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thatelizabeth.bsky.social
This guy REALLY knows who Nathan Gill is.
soozuk.bsky.social
Holy shit, no way, this is a guy who knows exactly who Nathan Gill is!
Farage tweet

The National Trust has put vegan tampons in men's toilets. God help us.
jympton.bsky.social
Yes but only because he needs an angle grinder to get that damn hat off.
jympton.bsky.social
Can I borrow your flamethrower? This is at the entrance to the DIY store. Not even the main “Christmas market”.
Christmas stuff display at the DIY store.