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Kayelee
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Ten thousand bees in a trenchcoat.
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How to tell Film Score Composers apart:
James Horner: it all sounds the same and that sound is bicentennial man.
James Newton Howard: VIOLINS
John Williams: Stephen Spielberg
Howard Shore: Hobbits
How do you get polyvisol stains out of baby clothes? Do we just throw the clothes away and pretend nothing happened? Do we have to beat them with a rock? (The clothes not the baby)
#baby #laundry #helpme
I swear to God of these motherfuckers don't go back for dalinar (who I didn't know I gave one shit about) I'm gonna throw this book.
#wayofkings #brandonsanderson #stormlightarchive
Ya know what? Unpopular opinion but kill that bug. Don't take the MF outside. You know damn well they would kill you if you rolled up in their house. The spider would eat you.
#fuckbugs #killthebug
Who has two thumbs and got 7.44 from the TurboTax lawsuit?! This guy.
#turbotax #lawsuit #richnow
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sorry for the delay in responding to your email I was in a trance brought on by the interminable horrors
Fucking do something Melanie
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“Put your hands down my pants and I bet you’ll feel nuts” is one of the most artful lyrics ever written I love the bloodhound gang
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Everyone: Use Libby! It's free books!
Libby:
Right?! If you're not in love you should probably stop acting like it yagoobs
I'm rereading Mistborn and I have just one comment.
#mistborn #brandonsanderson #ham/breeze
Since I had my son in October I have found 2 changing tables in the wild. One was at my husband's work where there are a very low number of babies. You could even say zero babies. And one was at costco. Yall want us to pop these motherfuckers out but don't want to accommodate their needs.
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Video games make puddle reflections slightly unrealistic on purpose. A perfectly accurate puddle causes players to enter “Puddle Madness” and become entranced by its ray traced beauty. They will stop playing, stop blinking, stare at the puddle until they die of thirst
I know what you wanted but MY NAME IS WHAT? MY NAME IS WHO? MY NAME IS WICWICAWICA SLIM SHADY
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Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.
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Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found