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Kayelee @kayeleeterry.bsky.social · 8d

I have THE best husband
#wayofkings #stormlightarchive #magicthegathering

Kayelee @kayeleeterry.bsky.social · 11d

How to tell Film Score Composers apart:
James Horner: it all sounds the same and that sound is bicentennial man.
James Newton Howard: VIOLINS
John Williams: Stephen Spielberg
Howard Shore: Hobbits

Kayelee @kayeleeterry.bsky.social · Jun 9

Roshar sounds like a trypophobia nightmare.
#roshar #stormlightarchive #brandonsanderson

Kayelee @kayeleeterry.bsky.social · May 17

How do you get polyvisol stains out of baby clothes? Do we just throw the clothes away and pretend nothing happened? Do we have to beat them with a rock? (The clothes not the baby)
#baby #laundry #helpme

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Kayelee @kayeleeterry.bsky.social · May 9

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

Kayelee @kayeleeterry.bsky.social · May 9

I swear to God of these motherfuckers don't go back for dalinar (who I didn't know I gave one shit about) I'm gonna throw this book.
#wayofkings #brandonsanderson #stormlightarchive

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Kayelee @kayeleeterry.bsky.social · May 5

Ya know what? Unpopular opinion but kill that bug. Don't take the MF outside. You know damn well they would kill you if you rolled up in their house. The spider would eat you.
#fuckbugs #killthebug

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Kayelee @kayeleeterry.bsky.social · May 1

Who has two thumbs and got 7.44 from the TurboTax lawsuit?! This guy.
#turbotax #lawsuit #richnow

Kayelee @kayeleeterry.bsky.social · Apr 26

Plies

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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · Apr 25

sorry for the delay in responding to your email I was in a trance brought on by the interminable horrors

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Kayelee @kayeleeterry.bsky.social · Apr 26

Fucking do something Melanie

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Jaime @morbsandadorbs.bsky.social · Apr 25

Sup?

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · Apr 25

wikipedia table of content with sections: sexuality. musical interests. special abilities. hot dog.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · Apr 25

Here are some nice mushrooms

A quartet of scarlet elf cup peep out from between fallen branches and logs on the forest floor. All photos by me

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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · Apr 26

“Put your hands down my pants and I bet you’ll feel nuts” is one of the most artful lyrics ever written I love the bloodhound gang

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julianne @hoagietime.bsky.social · Apr 23

yea cream on it

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Kayelee @kayeleeterry.bsky.social · Apr 17

Everyone: Use Libby! It's free books!
Libby:

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Kayelee @kayeleeterry.bsky.social · Mar 21

Right?! If you're not in love you should probably stop acting like it yagoobs

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Kayelee @kayeleeterry.bsky.social · Mar 21

I'm rereading Mistborn and I have just one comment.
#mistborn #brandonsanderson #ham/breeze

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Kayelee @kayeleeterry.bsky.social · Mar 8

Since I had my son in October I have found 2 changing tables in the wild. One was at my husband's work where there are a very low number of babies. You could even say zero babies. And one was at costco. Yall want us to pop these motherfuckers out but don't want to accommodate their needs.

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · Jan 24

Video games make puddle reflections slightly unrealistic on purpose. A perfectly accurate puddle causes players to enter “Puddle Madness” and become entranced by its ray traced beauty. They will stop playing, stop blinking, stare at the puddle until they die of thirst

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Kayelee @kayeleeterry.bsky.social · Jan 25

I know what you wanted but MY NAME IS WHAT? MY NAME IS WHO? MY NAME IS WICWICAWICA SLIM SHADY

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · Jan 25

Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · Jan 19

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

Photo of a small crab from NOAA’s social media. It’s covered in spikes

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Kayelee @kayeleeterry.bsky.social · Jan 19

Journey