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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 1h

to be fair, every country should have a massively over-budgeted secret police force premised on border control that wages battle with citizens on the streets of big cities across the nation

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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 1h

not me tho

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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 11h

do you already have the flaming sword

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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · Dec 10

I don’t know bro it kind of sounds like this is between you and the townspeople at this point

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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · Jan 17

i think a big turning point was when they stopped comically yanking people off stage

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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 12h

not cool it should rhyme

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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 12h

still thinking about Ferris wheels huh? 🫂

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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 12h

that’s a pretty crazy story man would you now describe yourself as ‘butthurt’?

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 21h

They send one of your hamburgers to the hospital, you send three of their helpers to the morgue

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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 18h

wow did hellmsns write this post? 🙄

kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 18h

allowed a lot of things

atleast1000snakes @atleast1000snakes.bsky.social · 20h

since the government is shut down you’re allowed to shine lasers at airplanes again

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · Feb 14

saying "big stretch" as the horses attached to each of my limbs begin their grim task

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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 7d

the pope just said it’s not adultery if her husband is deployed with ICE

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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 1d

ok. might try the later then since it’s true I can’t afford a Ferris wheel right now

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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 1d

i’m not a lawyer but if you’re ever accused of being a witch my advice is to identify the witchiest-looking one of your captors and go all in on accusing them of being a witch. just a suggestion tho

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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 1d

i’m not a lawyer but if you’re ever accused of being a witch my advice is to identify the witchiest-looking one of your captors and go all in on accusing them of being a witch. just a suggestion tho