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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 1d

a few weeks ago on @whatatimepod.bsky.social @pattymo.com mentioned a skyscraper whose structural engineer realized after it was built that it had an extremely bad flaw, prompted by a question from a student. i was just randomly served this youtube video about it if that interested you as it did me

How a Student's Question Saved This NYC Skyscraper

YouTube video by Veritasium

www.youtube.com

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 1d

more details on the FBI investigation into NBA gambling and game fixing operation: 31 ppl involved, including Billups, Rozier, and Damon Jones, across 11 states and multiple years. oh they’re going to jail jail

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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 2d

19 years... barely feels real. i'll take at least 19 more 💖 @kitschbetta.bsky.social

a woman with orange hair and a person with brown hair sitting across from each other at a restaurant table. they each have an elbow on the table and are smiling at the camera

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Jacqueline Antonovich @jackiantonovich.bsky.social · 4d

At the Ren Faire today, we watched a blacksmith give a 30-minute demonstration about swords. And at the end he said, “My lecture is now over, here are some kittens to pet.”

*Proceeds to uncover 2 large pet carriers and pulls out 6 kittens.*

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bisexual haircut

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a hanging vinous plant in a brown pot. there are more leaves on the right than the left

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Technical appreciator @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 3d

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

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Kelly @kellygoround.bsky.social · 3d

i've had this image in my browser tabs for months and it makes me laugh every time i'm rooting around in em

now you can have it too

a storefront with an illuminated sign that says
哇！这里全是护手霜！
WOW, THERE'S HAND CREAM ALL OVER HERE

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Caleb Dume @thacalebdume.bsky.social · 3d

Oh yeah. That and the dynamic duo:

A huge jar of Knorr Caldo Con Sabor de Pollo - Chicken Flavor Bouillon

A huge jar of Knorr Caldo Con Sabor de Res - Beef Flavor Bouillon

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Sbug Games @sbug.games · 4d

3 and a half years of isopod rolling down big hills!
Isopod is finally coming out tomorrow!
store.steampowered.com/app/2053910/...

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Michael P-ahhhhhhh-l 👻🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 4d

netflix put video stores out of business by having a massively bigger selection by mail, and now the streaming version of netflix has a smaller selection than a typical video store had

Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 4d

One thing you could do at a video store in the '90s and '00s was rent movies from the '80s through the '00s as opposed to having them be unfindable because nobody bothered

Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah I'm so spoiled rotten I wanted to watch The Elephant Man oops

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

Sex is a lot like star trek, you go warp speeds, you detect tetryon particles, Worf is there

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 6d

@BimboNihilism
back when i was straight-male identifying a hot, femme trans woman i was having sex with would wait till i was worked up and suddenly drop her voice down a register and say 'bro, jack me off bro!' and it was deeply upsetting at the time but retroactively the funniest move ever.

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 6d

I think one of the sickest fucking jokes with
CPTSD is that the behaviours you display in obsessively fawning because your brain is paranoid that everyone is angry with you, more often than not, come across as if
*YOU'RE* the one who's angry with everyone else.

"Hmm, I feel Worthless. I know! I'll subconsciously prevent myself from looking ANYONE in the eye, and ONLY enjoy myself in my head so l don't interrupt anyone's fun" - Girl who always looks as if she isn't enjoying herself and doesn't want to spend time with anyone.

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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 4d

ADHD is just one continuous parade of doing your best to keep up with everything and every week you learn you've forgotten to do something crucial

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Neil Lewis, Jr. @neillewisjr.bsky.social · 4d

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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 4d

Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking

www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...

Chicago Mayor Issues Defiant Call For A General Strike

It was an audacious proposal, given that the U.S. has never held a true, nationwide general strike.

www.huffpost.com

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 5d

Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 5d

I will be honest and say that I did not think they would allow us to show this part on CNN

HIGNFY US @hignfyus.bsky.social · 5d

TONIGHT! Catch Comedian @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social & Journalist @juliaioffe.bsky.social on a brand new HIGNFY at 9p ET/PT on @cnn.com!

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 5d

“You have been asleep since November,” said Frog.

“Well then,” said Toad, “a little more sleep will not hurt me.”

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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 7d

This made me laugh

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Gabrielle Hecht has no more spoons @gabriellehecht.bsky.social · 6d

Purdue to the rescue of IU student newspaper, whose institution was attempting censorship. Details in alt!

Sara Whitmer
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I'm sure many of you have heard by now that earlier this week, IU k*lled the print edition of its student paper, the IDS. The issue that was supposed to print this week contained criticism of the Whitten regime and IUs further slide into scist control, and they couldn't allow that to happen during Homecoming, when all the rich alumni are in town.
Enter Purdue! The Purdue student paper, The Exponent, owns its own presses. Yesterday, in an act of tremendous solidarity with their biggest rival school, they printed the forbidden issue of the IDS. They then drove it to Bloomington overnight and stocked all of the IDS boxes on campus, just in time for Homecoming.
Solidarity is what makes us stronger, and solidarity will be what ultimately allows us to triumph, if we can ever truly get it together. I hope everyone has a fun, safe day if they're going out today, and I hope we can think about what acts of solidarity we can begin taking to really make this movement MOVE - beyond a permitted expression of upset into more active resistance.
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I-Scream Ridge @eileen4ever.bsky.social · 8d

My friend’s neighbor’s house fell off its foundation (old steel structure collapsed), and they just did the funniest thing.

Giant skeleton looking like it’s tipping over a house.

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Why you should have a cat @shouldhavecat.bsky.social · 6d

so polite

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Mscarin’weber 🎃 @maaronweber.bsky.social · 6d

Late 80s Toyotas >>>

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Lena Wife @nebulena.net · 6d

if u say that you don’t like “dragula” by rob zombie, my assumption is that you’re lying. if not to me, then to yourself

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 7d

Omg, the solution to CIA's Kryptos being discovered by someone becoming a subject matter expert, going on location, and finding the plaintext sitting in a vault several miles away is the absolute *perfect* ending to Kryptos. You couldn't write it. Just absolutely A+ www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/s...

A C.I.A. Secret Kept for 35 Years Is Found in the Smithsonian’s Vault

www.nytimes.com

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