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Hydroponics🌿 Hatchbacks🚗 Tortas🥙

📍Sacramento
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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A. In today's email, "take a look at the 2026 BMW X7 ALPINA XB7 for the low, low price of $164,575"

B. The vibes of most modern high-end SUVs, esp. BMWs.
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
😄😄😂

Tonight’s battle:

Moshe

vs

Wrenlee

[mortal kombat voice]
~FIGHT~
To zoom in on the partisan names, here, we're looking only at names used >100 times (in 2023) and only 50 names on the outskirts of the partisan divide, labelling the 5 outliers on each side and the 5 most commonly used on each side. inequalitybyinteriordesign.wordpress.com/2025/04/03/p...
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Which is rarer the Jeep Comanche…or the Jag XE 😬😬😅

(s/o to the short cab ranger lurking in the background)
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Woah, haven’t seen one of these lil buddies in minute or two #withgraphicsontheside
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Aparently the FBI recently seized a 2002 Mercedes CLK-GTR valued at $13 million from a Canadian cocaine magnate.

Anywho, happy Tuesday!
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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🚨 | OFFICIAL LINE UP
#fcb
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
$7 steak night
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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This was a nice combination Barça used frequently against Athletic Club. Fermín moves wide and vacates central areas. Lamine tries to find Lewy or Ferran on the far side. Even finding Olmo creates an overload on the left, although Barça's execution was a little off on those plays.
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
everything The Purist puts out is worth a watch:
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️ in Rio Oso
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Great moments in marketing:

"Hey, Bob. You know all that crap we used to practically give away to pet food companies? Let's call it Primal Blend, price it higher than ground beef and sell it to the Paleo Bros."
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
And of course because everything is gender it’s ok for daddy to tell that kinda dude what’s up but never ever ok for mom to do so.
So much of this masculinity nonsense is just the fact that nobody ever told these fucking losers to their faces that they themselves are the problem. Jordan Peterson's appeal was that those guys themselves realized on some level that they were the problem and needed someone to tell them
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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This year's turkey-haters support group meeting has been moved to directly underneath the grand piano dangling from a crane
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Men in Black (1997)
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Here is a hastily constructed animated gif from different NASA satellites showing the progression of the Hayli Gubbi eruption. Note the tall ash plume spreading NE (right) and a lower, light tan ash flow(?) moving NNW. #eruption #volcano
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Dang there’s a *bar* in the Raley’s grocery by my mom’s house & it’s poppin’ off on a Sunday afternoon 😄😄
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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🎧 Historic Night at the Camp Nou! | 5 Headlines from Barcelona’s 4-0 Win vs. Athletic Club

🌎 tbpod.link/751
🍎 tbpod.link/apple
🎼 tbpod.link/spotify
🎥 youtu.be/d0Silx81LRQ
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
🔥🔥🔥😅
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Oh glad to see this is still a thing ~30 years since the first time someone asked me this 🙃
I was just going through old messages on my computer and omg this is an amazing progression.
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
After that horrible quali I’m glad he gets a little treat
BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON

I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This article is an incredible use of mapping to help tell a story 🤩

(the story is kinda depressing tho 😅🫤)
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM