Maaronweber
@maaronweber.bsky.social
Hydroponics🌿 Hatchbacks🚗 Tortas🥙
📍Sacramento
📍Sacramento
And of course because everything is gender it’s ok for daddy to tell that kinda dude what’s up but never ever ok for mom to do so.
So much of this masculinity nonsense is just the fact that nobody ever told these fucking losers to their faces that they themselves are the problem. Jordan Peterson's appeal was that those guys themselves realized on some level that they were the problem and needed someone to tell them
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
And of course because everything is gender it’s ok for daddy to tell that kinda dude what’s up but never ever ok for mom to do so.
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
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This year's turkey-haters support group meeting has been moved to directly underneath the grand piano dangling from a crane
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This year's turkey-haters support group meeting has been moved to directly underneath the grand piano dangling from a crane
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Men in Black (1997)
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Men in Black (1997)
Dang there’s a *bar* in the Raley’s grocery by my mom’s house & it’s poppin’ off on a Sunday afternoon 😄😄
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Dang there’s a *bar* in the Raley’s grocery by my mom’s house & it’s poppin’ off on a Sunday afternoon 😄😄
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🎧 Historic Night at the Camp Nou! | 5 Headlines from Barcelona’s 4-0 Win vs. Athletic Club
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November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
🎧 Historic Night at the Camp Nou! | 5 Headlines from Barcelona’s 4-0 Win vs. Athletic Club
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Oh glad to see this is still a thing ~30 years since the first time someone asked me this 🙃
I was just going through old messages on my computer and omg this is an amazing progression.
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Oh glad to see this is still a thing ~30 years since the first time someone asked me this 🙃
After that horrible quali I’m glad he gets a little treat
BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
After that horrible quali I’m glad he gets a little treat
This article is an incredible use of mapping to help tell a story 🤩
(the story is kinda depressing tho 😅🫤)
(the story is kinda depressing tho 😅🫤)
This is a great visualization of the Chinese "shadow navy" threatening Taiwan.
www.reuters.com/graphics/USA...
www.reuters.com/graphics/USA...
Shadow navy: How China's civilian fleet could be a potent weapon in a Taiwan invasion
A Reuters visual investigation of China's annual naval exercises off the Chinese coast opposite Taiwan shows how Beijing's
www.reuters.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This article is an incredible use of mapping to help tell a story 🤩
(the story is kinda depressing tho 😅🫤)
(the story is kinda depressing tho 😅🫤)
The vastness of this place… & we’ve angered the once somewhat friendly nation to the west…is guyana friendly? We’re launching off ships for every sortie, that doesn’t seem sustainable idk what a nightmare
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The vastness of this place… & we’ve angered the once somewhat friendly nation to the west…is guyana friendly? We’re launching off ships for every sortie, that doesn’t seem sustainable idk what a nightmare
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Bay Area living.
Con: Complete standstill at Bay Bridge toll plaza.
Pro: Anti-Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps sticker.
Con: Complete standstill at Bay Bridge toll plaza.
Pro: Anti-Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps sticker.
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Bay Area living.
Con: Complete standstill at Bay Bridge toll plaza.
Pro: Anti-Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps sticker.
Con: Complete standstill at Bay Bridge toll plaza.
Pro: Anti-Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps sticker.
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My final story for @jalopnik.bsky.social. I enjoyed writing this one. #weirdcarbs
The Ford 300 inline-6, AMC straight-6, Buick 3.8-liter V6, Rolls-Royce-Bentley L-series, and VW flat-4 lasted decades with few major changes.
5 Engines With The Longest Production Runs - Jalopnik
www.jalopnik.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My final story for @jalopnik.bsky.social. I enjoyed writing this one. #weirdcarbs
🎶if I ruled the world🎶 and had an exotic car company I’d insert a clause in every purchase contract that if the car isn’t driven at least 3000mi/yr it gets repo’d
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
🎶if I ruled the world🎶 and had an exotic car company I’d insert a clause in every purchase contract that if the car isn’t driven at least 3000mi/yr it gets repo’d
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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before it's too late mute the following words
rfk
nuzzi
olivia
ryan
lizza
felching
poem
canyon
rfk
nuzzi
olivia
ryan
lizza
felching
poem
canyon
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 AM
before it's too late mute the following words
rfk
nuzzi
olivia
ryan
lizza
felching
poem
canyon
rfk
nuzzi
olivia
ryan
lizza
felching
poem
canyon
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imagine “i mean to flow throw you” spoken in a voice that sounds like your keys getting stuck in the dryer
love notes from the current secretary of health and human services, written to a reporter who was covering his presidential campaign and in an undisclosed romantic relationship with him, just to be clear about how awful this is on every fucking level.
wtf did I just read?
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
imagine “i mean to flow throw you” spoken in a voice that sounds like your keys getting stuck in the dryer
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Pour one out for the EST comrades safely tucked up in bed who have no idea what horrors await them in the morning
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Pour one out for the EST comrades safely tucked up in bed who have no idea what horrors await them in the morning
Ayeeeee jeeze that’s big number
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Ayeeeee jeeze that’s big number