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Julia Rose Kraut @juliarosekraut.bsky.social · 5h

Autumn in New York 🎶 #NewYorkCity #FridayPhoto 🗃️📷📸

Photo of yellow and orange leaves on tree branch

Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 5h

my pc died a couple of days ago after I updated some drivers and tried playing a game

haven't looked at it yet because i don't want to find out that the GPU is fried

i don't know if it is, but ugh

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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 7h

i do not need to look at the garbage web site

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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 7h

the lead guitar player is incredibly hot, is that not enough?

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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 7h

*discovers a band, listens to a few tracks*

Youtube recommendations: Is <band> overrated?!
Does <band> actually SUCK?

every damn time :P

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 18h

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

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𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒚 grace @acab4cutie.top · 1d

i NEED to know the backstory here

r/UnethicalLifeProTips
u/occasionallyvertical • 12h
ULPT I need a way to move 13 2000lbs pallets of margarine side to side and then down into a 6ft hole and then cover it with dirt
It must be quiet and fast. I'm not opposed to renting heavy machinery but they must be quiet and able to be operated in low light conditions. For the record, I don't think there's anything unethical about this, but it was recommended I post here and I'm desperate.
The margarine cannot be harmed, no melting or changing its shape of any kind. Afterwards, I will dig it up and whatever is left I will need to either dissolve in some kind of acid or burn it someway that has little clean up. Thank you.

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r/LosAngeles 6h
Any recommendations for heavy equipment rental in San Gabriel?
r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6h
ULPT Is there a way to remove the reversing alarm on an electric forklift?
r/UnethicalLifeProTips 12h
ULPT I need a way to move 13 2000lbs pallets of margarine side to side and then down into a 6ft hole and then cover it with dirt It must be quiet and fast. I'm not opposed to renting heavy machinery but they must be quiet and able to be operated in low light conditions. For the record, I don't think there's anything unethical about this, but it was recommended I...
r/diet 1d
What might happen to someone if they were to consume say, 3lbs of margarine every day for a month?
Just have some extra margarine lying around that I'm hoping to put to good use. If not 3lbs, how much could I eat a day and still be okay? Thank you.

r/NoStupidQuestions 1d
Are there any chemicals that will dissolve margarine with very little cleanup?
r/AskChemistry 1d
Are there any chemicals that would dissolve margarine without a trace?
r/NoStupidQuestions 1d
Curious about the ramifications of keeping large pallets of margarine underground for extended periods of time?
If I were to put a few large pallets of margarine underground (stored in cardboard boxes in plastic wraps) would it melt?
Would the temperature be sufficient to maintain the solid state of margarine? I'm thinking about 6ft deep. Thank you.
r/askanything 1d
Looking for a method to transport a 2000lbs pallet of margarine into 6ft deep holes and cover them?
Must be done in low light scenarios and quietly. Hoping to do this myself. I'm hesitant to rent heavy equipment as it may be too loud.

r/ask 1d
What is the easiest way to slide a 2000lbs pallet of margarine into holes an inch wider on each side and approximately 6ft down?
It will need to be done in low light areas, preferably without any hired help. I'm trying to keep it as quiet and as fast as possible.
Thank you

r/heavyequipment 1d
Looking for a machine I can rent to slide 13 pallets of margarine (~2000lbs) from side to side multiple times quietly.

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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 21h

got a few of these friends around inside; western conifer seed bugs

a western conifer seed bug on a carton of alcohol prep pads

head-on view of a western conifer seed bug on a carton of alcohol prep pads. there's a pink glow below the bug

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Mark @samueltwain.bsky.social · 1d

thinking about My Father's Camry Filled With Leaves again

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 1d

Listen, Brendon, it's great comedy. You probably don't get it, because you're a kid, kids don't get jokes. He's a clown, Brendon, he's a great clown, and he's sad. That's funny. Also, doctor didn't know it was him, told him to go see himself. It's a comedy of errors, Brendon.

Coach McGuirk and Brendon Small from Home Movies

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 1d

i don't know building codes or anything like that, but using the backs of multiple light switches to bridge a single mains line feels like it's not best practice

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Shirley Chisholm @anickel4thought.bsky.social · 1d

This just…. I…Steve please

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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 1d

Frame #50600 from S03 -E11 - 2000th Plate Special - Part 1-627682

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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 1d

i was surprised that my surgeon didn't make me stop my hrt, but given how much early recovery sucked i'm really glad i didn't have to deal with that on top of everything else

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Michelle, Mom Hugs @michellethestan.bsky.social · 2d

Tired of knowing where everything is? Bored of your clothes being in a closet or dresser instead of a series of lost trash bags? Annoyed that your kitchen is functional and has plates?

Try Moving!™️

Moving: Everything is Horrible for Awhile

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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 2d

Frame #65800 from S03 -E20 - Battle Ray-627685

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innes @innes.bsky.social · 3d

sorting misc images on my laptop and

meme screenshot from The Dark Knight with a guy in a bar saying "Let me get this straight, you think [rest of the text blacked out] ?", and below it a picture of descartes pasted in with the text "I do. And I'm [text also blacked out]."

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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 2d

finally found andromeda!

i found triangulum first, again, but I got good polar alignment tonight and I really want to improve on my previous stacks

the andromeda galaxy in the shot review of a Nikon z6 ir-converted

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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 3d

19 years... barely feels real. i'll take at least 19 more 💖 @kitschbetta.bsky.social

a woman with orange hair and a person with brown hair sitting across from each other at a restaurant table. they each have an elbow on the table and are smiling at the camera

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aric @aghastronaut.com · Oct 4

An ad for ZALES: THE DIAMOND STORE

There is a large diamond displayed on a platinum ring with the caption:

This Halloween...say it with diamonds

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Kirsti Miller @kirstimiller30.bsky.social · 3d

This research shows how Sex is dynamic.

GAHT changed 7 of the 10 key proteins that are normally different between males and females, proving that sex hormones strongly influence blood biomarkers to help better align with a person's gender identity.

www.news-medical.net/news/2025102...

Gender-affirming hormone therapy rewrites body proteins to match gender identity

Melbourne researchers have discovered gender-affirming hormone therapy can alter body proteins to match a person's gender identity, potentially affecting susceptibility to certain health conditions.

www.news-medical.net

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 3d

It's 1994 at McDonalds and I'm constantly pretending to be insulted so I can speak to the manager

Well dressed woman on the cover of "1994 McDonalds Manager Collection" Hummina hummina

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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 3d

i guess that depends on your thresholds for that, but in my case the first week wasn't amazing. i think I started going places by like week 2 or so, but I still looked like i'd been in a wreck lol

the most annoying thing for me was the bruises under my eyes for literal months

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Normal Megg @megg.lol · 3d

i thought this was gonna turn into a twink reaming

Christian Nightmares @christiannightmare.bsky.social · 3d

Halloween is just 10 days away, bro...

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