Samantha
@bottomchef.bsky.social
RGB elemental, photographer, literally a 3d printer, she/her
found it! i'm sure i don't have everything hooked up quite right, but at least now i can start figuring things out
December 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
found it! i'm sure i don't have everything hooked up quite right, but at least now i can start figuring things out
i got an off-axis guider on a black friday sale, and now that i have the scope that i got it for, i can't find the thing :p
December 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
i got an off-axis guider on a black friday sale, and now that i have the scope that i got it for, i can't find the thing :p
one of the corys was looking really rough when it came home, didn't eat, and ended up dying :/
but the other three are doing great and hanging out together a lot
but the other three are doing great and hanging out together a lot
December 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
one of the corys was looking really rough when it came home, didn't eat, and ended up dying :/
but the other three are doing great and hanging out together a lot
but the other three are doing great and hanging out together a lot
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In celebration of deleting Twitter here's a collection of some of my popularest tweets, now only available here.
December 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
In celebration of deleting Twitter here's a collection of some of my popularest tweets, now only available here.
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson implies the existence of Stand DeSnow Holyfield
December 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Neil DeGrasse Tyson implies the existence of Stand DeSnow Holyfield
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you guys are all missing the point with avatar. the real “way of water” is buying a bidet for your home.
December 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
you guys are all missing the point with avatar. the real “way of water” is buying a bidet for your home.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Happy Boxing Day
December 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Happy Boxing Day
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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Couple of guys were fighting in the street and neither of them spoke English or Arabic as their first language. One of them forgot the word "bastard" so screamed at his foe "YOU HAVE ONE MAMA, MANY BABA"
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Couple of guys were fighting in the street and neither of them spoke English or Arabic as their first language. One of them forgot the word "bastard" so screamed at his foe "YOU HAVE ONE MAMA, MANY BABA"
selfie checkpoint
i know photographers who use lighting and they're all cowards
i know photographers who use lighting and they're all cowards
December 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
selfie checkpoint
i know photographers who use lighting and they're all cowards
i know photographers who use lighting and they're all cowards
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Video game factoid: Did you know that if a game gives the player choice between a male and female character, some people will actually choose the male one? Believe it or not, it's true - though reports indicate this is generally by accident
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Video game factoid: Did you know that if a game gives the player choice between a male and female character, some people will actually choose the male one? Believe it or not, it's true - though reports indicate this is generally by accident
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Kamen Rider V3 (1973)
Episode 45
Episode 45
December 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Kamen Rider V3 (1973)
Episode 45
Episode 45
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And Tiny Sim, who DID die
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
And Tiny Sim, who DID die
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
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me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
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santa's looking a bit different
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
santa's looking a bit different
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Merry Christmas! Y’all Come Eat! ❤️👍🏾
@jongraywb.bsky.social saw something on Reddit that reminded me of you
December 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Merry Christmas! Y’all Come Eat! ❤️👍🏾
the otos are joining in on the bubble curtain fun
December 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
the otos are joining in on the bubble curtain fun
found out last night that corys like playing in bubbles
at first i was concerned, but turns out they just like to have fun :3
at first i was concerned, but turns out they just like to have fun :3
December 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
found out last night that corys like playing in bubbles
at first i was concerned, but turns out they just like to have fun :3
at first i was concerned, but turns out they just like to have fun :3
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