Peek
@peek.bsky.social
32 year old Portlander, dad, cat and dog haver, leftist. Deer online. Opinions represent everyone else’s employer. He/him
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things you CANT torment your partners/friends about:
- jokes about shit they actually deal with
things you MUST torment your partners/friends about:
- a weird nothing bit you started doing constantly which is NOT funny
- jokes about shit they actually deal with
things you MUST torment your partners/friends about:
- a weird nothing bit you started doing constantly which is NOT funny
February 15, 2026 at 5:56 PM
things you CANT torment your partners/friends about:
- jokes about shit they actually deal with
things you MUST torment your partners/friends about:
- a weird nothing bit you started doing constantly which is NOT funny
- jokes about shit they actually deal with
things you MUST torment your partners/friends about:
- a weird nothing bit you started doing constantly which is NOT funny
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Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans
ChatGPT would be great on a submarine because it’s always wanting to dive right in
February 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
ChatGPT would be great on a submarine because it’s always wanting to dive right in
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February 14, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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If you see this post, you are blessed with a prize from the FUN CHICKEN
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
If you see this post, you are blessed with a prize from the FUN CHICKEN
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I’ve won ten poker games in a row in real life and this happened. I was in a McMansion in Los Angeles so the dinosaur walked across a highway but same basic thing. The world went silent, all I heard was my heartbeat, I was clinking chips together but they were silent, the Dino crossed 6 lanes,
In Casino Games (1989, Master System), if you fold in poker 10 times in a row, you get this weird silent scene of a walking dinosaur. Silly Compile!
February 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I’ve won ten poker games in a row in real life and this happened. I was in a McMansion in Los Angeles so the dinosaur walked across a highway but same basic thing. The world went silent, all I heard was my heartbeat, I was clinking chips together but they were silent, the Dino crossed 6 lanes,
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EYES ON THE PRIZE PEOPLE
February 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
EYES ON THE PRIZE PEOPLE
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This photo from efara.neocities.org feels me with a quiet serenity. Meditating on it hoping to manifest its energies in my life.
February 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
This photo from efara.neocities.org feels me with a quiet serenity. Meditating on it hoping to manifest its energies in my life.
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Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
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the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House
tbh I still kind of wish we had all landed on just making “tweet” a generic term instead of landing on “post”. There’s no problem with “post” but these are very obviously tweets. If anything, twitter shouldn’t get to keep “tweet” since they abandoned calling themselves twitter!!!
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
tbh I still kind of wish we had all landed on just making “tweet” a generic term instead of landing on “post”. There’s no problem with “post” but these are very obviously tweets. If anything, twitter shouldn’t get to keep “tweet” since they abandoned calling themselves twitter!!!
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From the desk of The Honorable Normal Tweet Guy
Hegseth's unconstitutional retaliation against Sen. Kelly was so brazen that an exasperated federal judge used more than a dozen exclamation points!
Highlights from the ruling: "Horsefeathers!" and "Please!"
"That is a troubling development in a free country!" buff.ly/YY60KWM
Highlights from the ruling: "Horsefeathers!" and "Please!"
"That is a troubling development in a free country!" buff.ly/YY60KWM
February 12, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Notepad should not know what the internet is. If you have notepad talking to remote servers you're already like 10 steps into a "factors leading to" slide.
What the heck are they doing over there
What the heck are they doing over there
The AI features added to Notepad created a critical exploit vulnerable to loading a compromised txt file.
The fix is part of Patch Tuesday, so update your systems.
AI is not a feature I ever desired in Notepad. I should look into some alternatives...
The fix is part of Patch Tuesday, so update your systems.
AI is not a feature I ever desired in Notepad. I should look into some alternatives...
AI-upgraded Notepad now exposes Windows users to critical exploit
A critical remote code execution vulnerability found in the AI-upgraded Windows 11 Notepad has fueled renewed criticism of Microsoft's forced AI feature creep.
cybernews.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Notepad should not know what the internet is. If you have notepad talking to remote servers you're already like 10 steps into a "factors leading to" slide.
What the heck are they doing over there
What the heck are they doing over there
the state of florida, issuing a command:
[0001677] Exotic pets do not breed
February 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
the state of florida, issuing a command:
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this is a level of complicity that had not occurred to me
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
this is a level of complicity that had not occurred to me
East Portland Stop Waking Up My Baby With Random Explosions Challenge
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
East Portland Stop Waking Up My Baby With Random Explosions Challenge
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hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 AM
hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
GLP-1 agonist? No, I’m on a GPL-1 agonist. I’m getting regular injections of agreeing to the GNU public license.
February 10, 2026 at 10:32 PM
GLP-1 agonist? No, I’m on a GPL-1 agonist. I’m getting regular injections of agreeing to the GNU public license.
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please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
in the next season of jojo's it's revealed that the next joestar is trader joe himself (brand deal)
February 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
in the next season of jojo's it's revealed that the next joestar is trader joe himself (brand deal)
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they call it chekhov's gun because you put the gun on a todo list and then you have to remember to chekh it ov before the movie ends
February 9, 2026 at 9:49 PM
they call it chekhov's gun because you put the gun on a todo list and then you have to remember to chekh it ov before the movie ends