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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 2h

Progress because your vine is progressing so well in the sun

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 6h

Meeeeeee

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Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 5h

I miss the two floofs.

༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 6h

This is just facts

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🌷🧿 khthoniaa 🧿🌷 @khthoniaa.bsky.social · 6h

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- chai

- Impossible Patty with pepperjack cheese, BBQ sauce, lettuce, and a fried onion ring!

- Kill Boksoon (2023)

Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 6h

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- Just My Luck (2006)

Netherworld Nashies! @nashiez.bsky.social · 7h

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- Cherry Coke with a whole lotta Lime 🍋‍🟩

- Chorizo Burger Extra Cheese 🍔

- The Magic Christian 🤑

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 6d

Social media censorship and biased moderation decisions wouldn’t be an issue if we stayed on Club Penguin

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 6h

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Netherworld Nashies! @nashiez.bsky.social · 7h

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 7h

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Unsweet tea, light ice
Mushroom and Swiss, medium
Legally Blonde

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 6h

Meeeeeee

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 7h

Not armchair diagnosing at all, but I was my grandfather’s caretaker in the last years and he had dementia with Lewy bodies and he also clung to hands because it was getting harder for him to literally let go

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 7h

Guess who is getting a facial

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 8h

In fairness, judging from the nose bleed, my head exploded some

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 8h

I ALREADY LOVE THIS SO MUCH

I read a romance novel where he gets “early onset dementia” at 20 and eventually his heart “forgets how to beat” and I laughed for 20 minutes until I got a nosebleed

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LadyDEADtera32 🍁😷🌈💀 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 8h

Omg so I found this book (Lord Foul’s Bane) in the little free library and it’s just… comically terrible! In the first one and a bit chapters we:

1. Meet totally-not-the-author, who farts out a first novel in six months that becomes an instant best seller

2. Gets leprosy (??), causing his wife

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 8h

You get it

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Char A Lot of Sangre @knaveryesque.bsky.social · 8h

Less than Zero is his ode to his chances of my claiming his fortune.

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 8h

TRUE

Older people will kill to be humanized and appreciated

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 8h

Hair, face, butt, arms, shoes, them highs are endless

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 8h

I just howled

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 8h

I don’t recommend for anyone who cishet men could be attracted to, to ever compliment them

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 8h

The real heir to the Ellis Island fortune and the piles of gold hidden somewhere in the Statue Of Liberty

Dan Hassler-Forest @danhf.bsky.social · 17h

Who the fuck is Bret Easton Ellis? Wrong answers only.

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 8h

Same! And I’m getting a lot of lagging on posting or liking

And earlier i nor others could post at all for 9 minutes

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 15h

Not kink shaming, just kink asking why

An image of a white man with a beard wearing eyeliner starting at the camera intensely.

Title reads: Scary Dominant JD Vance Cums On Undecided
Voter's Face - POV Roleplay - Dirty Talk, Masturbation, Big Cumshot

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 8h

Cishet men are genuinely the best group to compliment and hype up because they’re so happy they act like you saved them from a burning building or something just because you said they look handsome

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 8h

Depends on your tolerance. One espresso or one cup of coffee won’t keep me up because of my high tolerance and addiction

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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 8h

Okay good so it’s not just me

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