Microplastics Spookmelier
@leastactionhero.bsky.social
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But doctor, I replied, bursting into tears, I 𝘢𝘮 universally beloved bluesky poster Microplastics Sommelier Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
the 80s had a high density of celebrities whose authenticity was hard to figure out, as a kid. like, was Mr. T a real guy? he was like that in shows/movies but also in interviews? or pee wee, elvira, max headroom, various wrestlers. even alf was on celebrity squares. it was a confusing time.
Pee Wee Herman, Phyllis Diller, Elvira, Joan Rivers Hulk Hogan and Johnny Carson Talking Mr T toy Alf on a game show
leastactionhero.bsky.social
This Is What They Took From Us (mediocre action shows)
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
leastactionhero.bsky.social
i tried it in the post-elon takeover period, before i got an invite here and it sucked. and it's not being developed really. enough moving around, no interest in splinter group proliferation.
leastactionhero.bsky.social
who could imagine criticizing democratic leadership at a time like this? when things are going so well?
leastactionhero.bsky.social
it certainly never feels like they’d been mumbling to themselves about some imaginary guy they’re furious at, and you’ve just wandered into their field of vision
leastactionhero.bsky.social
it has been a while since i was mobbed by bluewave scolds and i’d forgotten how robust and nuanced their takes are
leastactionhero.bsky.social
hyperbole is no longer legal on blue sky
leastactionhero.bsky.social
i, for one, was very disappointed to learn there was not an actual dungeon
leastactionhero.bsky.social
no need to grasp at straws about generational attitudes when there are far better heuristics staring you in the face
Civil right act of 1964 vote mapped by congressional district. Turns out the south was against it.
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
ok "the stephen miller door" is a solid bit
3 panels of Ted Lieu and Sarah McBride walking around the capitol. They look in a little door near the speakers office for Stephen Miller. He is not there.
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parsnip.bsky.social
you can tell these whiny losers are not having fun even as they finally get the mendacious anti-constitutional government attempting to quell their political enemies they've always wanted because they're frustrated that people still hate their guts about it and i think that's beautiful
hannahgais.bsky.social
Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.
@MrAndyNgo
Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence. 

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes
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jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
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mosheroperandi.bsky.social
BASEBALL FANS UPSET AT RECEIVING EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF BASEBALL

"I came here hoping to see the normal amount of nothing happening. But this is more nothing than I prepared for," said one attendee.