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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 1h

And you deserve. Be happy, friend.

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 1h

will smith is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

ALT: will smith is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 2h

What of the who for how much?

demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 4h

‘Kiss of the Spider Woman’ earned $840,000 in its opening weekend.

The film had a $34 million dollar budget.

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 4h

New Carolyn...Sunday ritual

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 5h

"I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?"

-Mitch Hedberg

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 5h

13" Round is the name of my 3 Doors Down ska cover band.

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 5h

Nope. And he's literally faster than everyone on the field.

Maybe:…… @getthebagcoach.bsky.social · 6h

Will yall let your kids play football or nah?

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 6h

Both Rewind and 75 Bars are emcee master classes.

My overall music profile preference, though, tips this to Tariq over Nasir.

NEIGHBORHOOD VOODOO PRIEST🔮🧿📿🪬 @tajaithealchemist.bsky.social · 6h

QUICKTIME ON THE SKY!!!!

@catchinzzzs.bsky.social
@veryghetto.posts.fyi
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@slickriqtharuler.bsky.social

Nas or Black Thought?

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 6h

CW: if they follow the traditional audience participation format, they call Susan Sarandon's character a slut every time she is on screen.

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 7h

Fucking dork

glennmrobinson.bsky.social @glennmrobinson.bsky.social · 7h

Counterpoint thats a fair price for ground up animal.

Sinnamon Love @sinnamonlove.blacksky.app · 7h

The cost of beef is outlandishly high. $13 for a lb of ground chuck round is absolutely unacceptable.

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 7h

Then you sit down this instant and find something else to watch because it's aight at best and not worth the fuss people give it.

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 7h

*me dancing at my school's dances*

a man in an orange shirt stands in front of a row of osu chairs

ALT: a man in an orange shirt stands in front of a row of osu chairs

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The Onion @theonion.com · 8h

Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album

LEAWOOD, KS—Seeing his fiancée in a whole new light, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was reportedly getting cold feet Monday after listening to Taylor Swift’s The Life Of A Showgirl. “It’s k...

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 9h

Two 12oz cups. If I'm in a rush, I'll do my 20oz tumbler and run out the door.

The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 9h

City councils across the country are just stupid and corrupt. You can't point to one successful municipal project Boring has done.

ProPublica @propublica.org · 10h

After Nevada regulators dropped a penalty against The Boring Co. from $3 million to $242,800, critics questioned whether it was enough to change operations at the Elon Musk-led company, which was valued at $7 billion in 2023.

With City Cast Las Vegas

Elon Musk’s Boring Co. Accused of Nearly 800 Environmental Violations on Las Vegas Project

Nevada could’ve fined the company more than $3 million, but regulators are seeking a reduced penalty of $242,800, citing an “extraordinary number of violations.”

www.propublica.org

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 9h

Only had time for one cup. I hope running on half supply doesn't come back to bite me.

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 9h

I had an old white lady coworker when I first started teaching in the MS Delta, fields everywhere. One day I gave her a ride home and as we passed a cotton field she said, "Isn't it beautiful?"

I replied, "My first thoughts when seeing cotton are very different from yours."

She dropped the topic.

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 21h

Sounds like a set up

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ii glocks ii heaven @leatherette.bsky.social · 21h

From someone on the ground STOP USING AI

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 21h

I thought we left this in the 90s
open.spotify.com/track/47t8t4...

The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 22h

Fuck em up, kin!

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 22h

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 23h

2-3 shot buzz: I'll talk the panties clean off

4-5 shots: Dancing, dancing, dancing, I'm a dancing machine

6+ shots: Spin the wheel, it can be anything (and that could include needing bail money)

Rico, house father of WAWG & salt shaker CEO 🧂🤸🏾‍♂️✨ @epereza22.blacksky.app · 23h

What kind of “drunk” are you?

I’m the sentimental one 😭 I always be wanting to tell everyone I love and appreciate them lol.

I also pee a lot.

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 23h

I gotcha. I know little to nothing about a lot of vegan cooking, but if it hits the spot that's all that matters.

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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 23h

Not dipped?

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