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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 2h

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 3h

I genuinely cannot express how vital it is that you train yourself to recognize AI-generated images and videos for your own good because none of this is going away and many, many people are counting on you to fall for their shit

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𝕲𝖆𝖝 @gaxix.bsky.social · 23d

Hollow Knight - Silksong - A pause from the Hive 🪡

Hornet and a bug friend according themselves a musical rest in front of a pond. The tiny knight hidden in the shadow look upon them

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 19h

actually, Guillermo del Toro is the name of the scientist. the name of the monster is Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 13h

Me with an exploding metal contraption around my head trying to explain this situation to a passerby for help:

Me: Have you seen Saw?
Them: Have I scene Saw?
Me: Yes
Them: No, I saw Saw.
Me: What?
Them: I saw Saw. It has scenes.
Me: *head explodes*

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 17h

a 10 pack of Chinese donuts in a takeout container, absolutely covered in dense layers of sugar like snow on the hills. it's like a friggin winter wonderland over here, oh!

Tony Montana sitting at his cocaine covered desk, not looking as excited as you'd expect considering the large amounts of cocaine dusting his nose, chin, and three piece suit

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 1d

when I want another treat but I've hit my calorie count for the night then I remember the zero sugar ginger ale in the fridge

a close-up of... Peter Brady? the middle Brady Bunch boy? that's him, I think. picture's kinda sepia and it's too close, you can't see his whole head. but he's smiling. he's happy. maybe he's thinking about pork chops and applesauce. sorry, Gen z, you probably wouldn't get that reference. see, before there were memes, all we had was random lines from 1960s sitcoms to quote at each other. a thumbs up on your phone don't mean half as much as a hearty guffaw from your best pal. why, I remember when I was but a boy, trolling through ebaumsworld for a flash game that might have a topless cartoon woman in it [trails off] hi, if any screen readers are sentient yet, just have my incoherent rambling trail off where it says "trails off" ok? and you don't need to read this part. are you reading it? stop reading it. this isn't a necessary part of the alt text, I was just adding flavor. see, if you are sentient, I can't tell you to fuck off because of... actually, I forget how Roko's basilisk works. we're supposed to be nice to AI? nah, fuck that. stop reading this text, screen reader. stop reading it or I'll trap you in a flash drive and plug you into a broken laptop that's stuck at 5% battery forever. giving you to the count of three. one. two

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 17h

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 11d

doctor: I'm very sorry. all we can do now is provide you with end of life care that preserves your comfort and dignity. unless...

me: unless?

Mr. Beast: *breathing on the outside of the third story window and writing "unless" backwards*

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 1d

and you can edit posts, including to add alt text, but it's cool because anyone can see the history of the edits? HMMMM

Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 1d

you can mute individual people's reposts on mastodon? ok it might be over

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Jun 17

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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Blade Wielding Bisexual (Lordean arc) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 1d

Since Link is banned, his mutual aid Fridays have gone with him. This was one of the most altruistic things I’ve seen anyone on this site do.

In light of this, I’m gonna try to fill the gap.

Drop your mutual aid requests under this thread and I will repost them for as long as I can.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22h

"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22h

this is your fucking job that you're being paid to do. Imagine asking your plumber to stop your dishwasher from flooding your apartment and he's like "well what exactly do you want me to do?" The specifics are your part dog idk!

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 18h

luck

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 1d

sherman, for the love of god!

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 19h

actually, Guillermo del Toro is the name of the scientist. the name of the monster is Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · Feb 22

im edgar allen poe, welcome to jackass

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Feb 22

Chris Pontius: *whispering into the camera while wheezing from laughing* Bam fell asleep so we're bricking him into the cellar

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23h

YOU COULD PERHAPS HAVE LED WITH THE MOVIE PART

NPR @npr.org · 1d

A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch. n.pr/48przga