Amy
@lolennui.bsky.social
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lolennui.bsky.social
This Halloween I’m going as the scariest thing of all, emotional intimacy!!! ha ha just kidding I’m prion disease
lolennui.bsky.social
look man I’d be happy to give some blood to the mosquitos but they just take it without asking, it’s the lack of communication that really chaps my ass
lolennui.bsky.social
RFK Jr has turned one of those impossible colors like greenish-yellow purple that none of us are supposed to be perceiving
lolennui.bsky.social
bug accomplished 👍
A monarch butterfly on the side of a tent
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jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
lolennui.bsky.social
Hmm sounds like MISOGYNY to me
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theonion.com
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.
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chriswarcraft.bsky.social
Everyone, I’m just <sniffs> I’m just so proud of us all.

We finally did it.

LibsOfTikTok finally targeted me.

<single tear rolls down cheek>

I’ve been waiting for this moment for so long <unfolds acceptance speech> and first I want to thank everyone who made it possible: Harambe, Kony2012, my fa
A post from failed real estate agent and local ghoul Chaya Raichik aka LibsOfTikTok targeting me. Text of the post reads:

“Leftist CA State Assembly candidate Chris Kluwe, who promotes the harassment of ICE online, was ARRESTED at a Huntington Beach City Council meeting earlier this year.

Chris was protesting a proposed library plaque that featured a phrase similar to ‘Make America Great Again’

Chris called MAGA a ‘Nazi movement’ before leaving the podium and approaching the council member, where he was grabbed by police and carried out.

This unhinged lunatic wants to be an elected official…”

Thanks for the free advertising, Chaya!
lolennui.bsky.social
the mainstream media wants you to think I’m 5’0 and have to ask other adults at the grocery store to please get that beer down off the shelf for me, but that’s not true. I’m huge
lolennui.bsky.social
you’re just gonna have to trust me on this but I am also the height and weight of an NFL quarterback
lolennui.bsky.social
halfway through he stops screaming to see if a nap solves his problems, nature is so beautiful

youtu.be/3L7VJl76i9U?...
Crybaby Learns to Swim
YouTube video by Jesse DeVoe
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lolennui.bsky.social
(unsecured roof tent flying by my head) tactical gear is my passion
moryan.bsky.social
Today i ran into the other woman who fell & she is OK, still protesting too. Btw I guess cops think they’re gonna spend so much time on this roof, on a MUCH bigger building rumored to be new ICE facility possibly, that they bought a tent. It blew away halfway through the morning.
A tent on top of a building next to the ice facility in Broadview Illinois. There are cops in the foreground and next to the tent on the roof.
lolennui.bsky.social
It’s so majestic, nature’s makeover montage ✨
lolennui.bsky.social
It’s all that chocolate cake, ice cream cone, pickle, Swiss cheese, salami, lollipop, cherry pie, sausage, cupcake, and watermelon
lolennui.bsky.social
can I interest you in a butterfly
rudell.bsky.social
Really hoping it doesn’t immediately get eaten by a bird.
lolennui.bsky.social
Wow!! He looks great! Little guy woke up from the weirdest nap.
lolennui.bsky.social
congress should all have to wear one big t-shirt together until there’s a deal
lolennui.bsky.social
gary get out of my FUCKING SHOT
Gary standing behind Selina Meyer who’s touching her temples
lolennui.bsky.social
brand new sentence
dannykpolitics.bsky.social
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents