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The Lonely Sand Person
@lonelysandperson.bsky.social
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He travels single-file to hide the fact that he's alone. He will soon return, but in no greater numbers. (He/him)
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The Lonely Sand Person @lonelysandperson.bsky.social · 1m
Chirp, thanks. I don't mind waiting a couple months extra!
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The Lonely Sand Person @lonelysandperson.bsky.social · 29m
Is there a good way to get the audiobook other than Amazon? I've been trying to unplug from that particular ecosystem, but...
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The Lonely Sand Person @lonelysandperson.bsky.social · 14h
...erm. Feel compelled to clarify that this is a snake-related reflex and not a parasocial thing. Apologies if that was awkward.
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The Lonely Sand Person @lonelysandperson.bsky.social · 14h
"Do you really think we can trust... you know... the big green guy?"
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The Lonely Sand Person @lonelysandperson.bsky.social · 14h
1000 feet of HUGS you mean!
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The Lonely Sand Person @lonelysandperson.bsky.social · 20h
Like, despair, and subscribe!
famousceleb.co cameron @famousceleb.co · 5d
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 1d
someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
from people magazine Donald Trump Confuses Dementia Screening for 'Very Hard' IQ Test as He Brags About Results The president predicted that Democratic Reps. Jasmine Crockett and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez could not perform as well as he did in a cognitive exam By Greta Bjornson | Updated on October 28, 2025 10:24AM EDT from people magazine Donald Trump Hosts Great Gatsby-Themed Halloween Party as 42 Million Americans Brace for SNAP Benefits to Expire The president hosted the Roaring '20s bash at Mar-a-Lago on Oct. 31 amid the ongoing government shutdown By Bailey Richards Published on November 1, 2025 06:19PM EDT
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The Lonely Sand Person @lonelysandperson.bsky.social · 1d
The Monster Man podcast (generally a D&D podcast) did a Halloween episode about Mothman and said something similar. He described the book as a conspiracy corkboard without the red string.
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The Lonely Sand Person @lonelysandperson.bsky.social · 2d
He knows. That's his name, and the jokes got old by the time he could leave the burrow unsupervised.
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The Lonely Sand Person @lonelysandperson.bsky.social · 2d
... okay but picture a lumberjack with a hooded woodpecker on his gauntleted hand.
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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 4d
Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
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The Lonely Sand Person @lonelysandperson.bsky.social · 3d
Me, shaking my jeans upside-down:
"My pants ate my sock! This is not a sentence that has ever been spoken in the English language!"
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The Lonely Sand Person @lonelysandperson.bsky.social · 4d
We have always been at Special Military Action with Oceania.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 5d
This Mexican WWII poster is some of the hardest shit ever
Mexican WWII poster
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The Lonely Sand Person @lonelysandperson.bsky.social · 5d
I wonder if I'm the only one who, when algorithmically presented with a video that does indeed sound kind of interesting and up my alley but has a clickbaity title and thumbnail which make me suspect it's not nearly as interesting as it sounds, perversely click "Don't recommend channel".
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The Lonely Sand Person @lonelysandperson.bsky.social · 5d
No, I store stacks of framed pictures in my closet because I don't have enough wall to use all the ones I promised I'd hold on to for my mom.
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The Lonely Sand Person @lonelysandperson.bsky.social · 5d
Scared the poor guy to death.
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The Lonely Sand Person @lonelysandperson.bsky.social · 6d
The board of trustees is John Smith.
The tenth Doctor from Doctor Who?
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Paul M @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 7d
Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982
Marty McFly in Back to the Future tells a crowd “I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet but your kids are gonna love it.”
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 7d
"This fucking sucks" and "all is lost" are two different sentences.

Don't say the second when you mean the first.
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Professor Goose @thundergoose.bsky.social · 7d
Cool (weird) new biology just dropped
fishsqueezer.bsky.social Colton the fish squeezer🐟🪴📚🏕️🐝 @fishsqueezer.bsky.social · 7d
BRAND NEW SENTENCE LEVEL RESEARCH

Dinidorid stinkbug females are armed with leg holsters containing cordyceps species that they use to inoculate their egg clusters & grow a fuzzy fungal blankie that excludes parasitic wasps.

There is a LOT going on down there! #虫🌎

www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
A couple lil pink baby stinkbugs emerging from their eggs onto a plant stem that looks covered in cotton candy.
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Not that one, the other one @theotherjustin.bsky.social · 8d
But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Natural Flavor was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Flavor, to control all others.
adapalmer.bsky.social Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 8d
Excuse me…?
Box of “everything” flavor Triscuit crackers with highlight around text that says: “NATURAL FLAVOR WITH OTHER NATURAL FLAVOR.”
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The Lonely Sand Person @lonelysandperson.bsky.social · 7d
"Where are we going for dinner?"
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The Lonely Sand Person @lonelysandperson.bsky.social · 7d
We are Hunters, voices strong
Slaying demons with our song
And gristly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the Thriller...
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Darin Self @darinself.com · 8d
I just want every person to consider this in its distilled form.

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The President of the United States is unilaterally levying a tax on every citizen because he didn't like a commercial.
washingtonpost.com The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 8d
President Trump said that he is raising tariffs on Canadian imports, citing a TV ad in the U.S. that features President Reagan criticizing tariffs. https://wapo.st/431CadI
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