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The Lonely Sand Person
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He travels single-file to hide the fact that he's alone. He will soon return, but in no greater numbers. (He/him)
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...erm. Feel compelled to clarify that this is a snake-related reflex and not a parasocial thing. Apologies if that was awkward.
"Do you really think we can trust... you know... the big green guy?"
Like, despair, and subscribe!
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
The Monster Man podcast (generally a D&D podcast) did a Halloween episode about Mothman and said something similar. He described the book as a conspiracy corkboard without the red string.
He knows. That's his name, and the jokes got old by the time he could leave the burrow unsupervised.
... okay but picture a lumberjack with a hooded woodpecker on his gauntleted hand.
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Me, shaking my jeans upside-down:
"My pants ate my sock! This is not a sentence that has ever been spoken in the English language!"
We have always been at Special Military Action with Oceania.
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This Mexican WWII poster is some of the hardest shit ever
I wonder if I'm the only one who, when algorithmically presented with a video that does indeed sound kind of interesting and up my alley but has a clickbaity title and thumbnail which make me suspect it's not nearly as interesting as it sounds, perversely click "Don't recommend channel".
No, I store stacks of framed pictures in my closet because I don't have enough wall to use all the ones I promised I'd hold on to for my mom.
The board of trustees is John Smith.
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Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982
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"This fucking sucks" and "all is lost" are two different sentences.

Don't say the second when you mean the first.
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Cool (weird) new biology just dropped
BRAND NEW SENTENCE LEVEL RESEARCH

Dinidorid stinkbug females are armed with leg holsters containing cordyceps species that they use to inoculate their egg clusters & grow a fuzzy fungal blankie that excludes parasitic wasps.

There is a LOT going on down there! #虫🌎

www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
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But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Natural Flavor was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Flavor, to control all others.
Excuse me…?
We are Hunters, voices strong
Slaying demons with our song
And gristly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the Thriller...
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I just want every person to consider this in its distilled form.

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The President of the United States is unilaterally levying a tax on every citizen because he didn't like a commercial.
President Trump said that he is raising tariffs on Canadian imports, citing a TV ad in the U.S. that features President Reagan criticizing tariffs. https://wapo.st/431CadI
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Reminder that food banks have the ability to buy food in bulk and can make the most out of the economy of scale so cash (if you have it) is always preferred.

But also, they're not going to say no to your pantry items. 💚
I just donated to my local food bank. If you can, you should too. People are already suffering but next month, in particular, is going to be so difficult.
Shame is the pain that warns you that you're doing something socially damaging. Being able to ignore shame is like being able to ignore the sensation of touching a hot burner.
What you're describing isn't shame, it's the injury resulting from ignoring shame -- that is to say, ostracism.